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Alicia Machado, Part 2 : The Shaming

When last we left you, The Donald was Trump•eting his imagined intimacy with future French First Lady Carla Bruni to gossip columnist and friend Cindy Adams in 1991. … read more

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Has Woody Allen Replaced Carla Bruni in Midnight in Paris?

If only she had a 36th take ! According to the ever-reliable Daily Mail , Woody Allen has taken the necessary steps to cutting French first lady — and terrible baguette holder — Carla Bruni out of Midnight in Paris by having French actress Lea Seydoux re-film Bruni’s scenes. Seydoux was added to the cast back in August, however, so perhaps she was just spotted shooting another baguette scene, and not a replacement one. Either way, the biggest winner here is the baguette industry. [ Daily Mail ]

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Carla Bruni Asks for a Finger Up Her Butt, in Seven Different Languages [VideUhOh]

France’s first lady is tres embarrassed that an old, raunchy episode of a talk show called Eurotrash has surfaced online. Now the French government is scrambling to get it yanked from YouTube. Here’s what they don’t want you to see. More

France’s First Lady,Carla Bruni’s ‘breasts and anal sex’ video embarrassment

A smutty video interview of Carla Bruni discussing sex in four languages has emerged, heaping embarrassment on France’s first lady. The then 28-year-old model openly boasts about sexual encounters while on tour as a model. She also brazenly describes how she ‘pulls’ men by referring to her breasts and anal sex. Ms Bruni is said to be ‘shocked and dismayed’ that producer Thomas Cazals added the interview – filmed for saucy cult TV show Eurotrash – to a new 27-minute video portrait. It shows Ms Bruni emptying her designer handbag and producing two ‘hot international sex guides’ in seven languages, of which she uses four – German, Italian, Spanish and English. The beaming beauty says she needs them to ‘know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them’. Ms Bruni, now 42, says: ‘Do you like my t*tties?’ in the four languages. An

Wanda Sykes: Bush 'Abused' America, Michelle's Arms Way Nicer Than …

Comedian Wanda Sykes drew little criticism from the “objective” media for wishing Rush Limbaugh’s kidneys would fail in a dinner thrown by the White House Correspondents Association in May. In her new HBO special, I’m A Be Me, Sykes continues her …

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Geri Halliwell Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

Here are pictures of Geri wearing a shirt for a dress like she just finished getting fucked by some business man she met at some expensive bar that she was looking for a husband at and who she instead ended up going back to a luxury hotel room with and she didn’t really have anything else to wear around while her cum covered dress was hanging in the bathroom drying. I figured there would be other pictures that hit with a little more pussy in the shit, so I was prepping for it, but I don’t think they are, so I’ll post these anyway cuz we all like legs, except for my amputee fetishists, but I don’t write the site for you…. I guess the highlight of the pictures is how much her boyfriend looks like a fuckin’ cartoon character…

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Carla Bruni is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

I live near French people and they are lazy as fuck. They never seem to be working. They are always at lunch, drinking wine, eating cheese and bread and nothing ever gets done.

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Angelina Jolie Is Not On The List!

Wow…there’s an A-list out there without Angelina Jolie’s name on it! The exclusive list in question is the Vanity Fair Best Dressed of 2009. And she ain’t on it! Guess who is: a certain boyfriend named Bradley Pitt.

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