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Daphne Groeneveld Hot For Numero’s August Issue of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is some 18 or 19 year old Dutch model, who escaped a career of being an Amsterdam hooker, because her long, hot, amazing looking body…and awesome face…became a model, a career choice of all the girls I truly love, because any girl who isn’t a model, is just not worth your time, and the good news is I have a very wide spectrum of what I consider a model, for jerking off on cam for random dudes, to working at some bootleg hooters, to even sitting on the bus, while I sneakily snap up skirt pics of them…you see as long as they are on camera, I’m down…in fact as long as they have Vaginas I am down… Based on this shoot, this Daphne chick, and all her awesome faced glory, is going places, and for some reason I have a feeling one of those places is Adam Levine’s bedroom, because he’s the model-killer and fucking him is like model initiation…horrible…

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Daphne Groeneveld Hot For Numero’s August Issue of the Day

Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining… You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

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Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining… You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

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Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..

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Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..

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Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Jamie Foxx And Big Tigger Have A Gay Moment For The “Henny V.S Inauguration Takeover” Covering All Kinds Of Songs And Talking Django [Video]

Oscar winner Jamie Foxx kicked off the “Hennessy V.S Inauguration Takeover” at the swanky Park at 14th in Washington, D.C. The actor/singer tore the house down performing several songs from his catalog including “Unpredictable” and “Blame It”. Jamie took over the event performing for over 2 hours and covering popular songs including “All Gold Everything” by Trinidad James and A$AP Rocky’s hit song “F*ckin’ Problems”. will.i.am was also in attendance as well as NY Giants superstar, Victor Cruz and radio personality, Big Tigger.

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Jamie Foxx And Big Tigger Have A Gay Moment For The “Henny V.S Inauguration Takeover” Covering All Kinds Of Songs And Talking Django [Video]

Maryse Ouellet Modeling Her New Bikini Line of the Day

Maryse Ouellet is some 30 year old Montreal chick living in LA who I have never met because I didn’t frequent the stripclub she was working at before becoming a WWE model, wrestler, set of fake tits to make the experience of watching the shit less homoerotic, gay for pay, foreplay…. Apparently she has leveraged her low level of fame into a line of bikinis and since I encourage strippers to diversify their efforts, sure usually I’m working them to give me a blowjob in the booth, but a bikini line is okay too, especially when you spent all that money on your tits… Here are some of the catalog shots…they would look great on the walls of a gutter tanning salon….

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Maryse Ouellet Modeling Her New Bikini Line of the Day

Candice Swanepoel on Set for Juicy Couture of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is venturing out from Victoria’s Secret, you know making big moves….cuz she’s a huge name, has a perfect body, and because all these companies are the fucking same bullshit, with the same shoots and probably even the same ownership….and she’s mastered the catalog campaigns….. I like her, I get hate mail about her, people don’t seem down with white Africans making more money than they do, I guess they are still stuck in the slave era I guess, when I just wish I was stuck ball deep inside her… To See The Rest of the Pics on Set FOLLOW This LINK Here she is the other day in a black dress…. To See The Rest of the Pics Partying in her Black Dress…. FOLLOW This LINK

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Candice Swanepoel on Set for Juicy Couture of the Day

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Catalog of the Day

I figure today is a good day to revisit the days we used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, you know afer signing up to them with fake girl names, back before the internet existed, because the caliber and concept behind the catalog shots is like a fucking time warp, even if the models have changed….and I guess I am thinking about old masturbation memories because it was a simpler time when busting nut came without digging deep into dirty places that are borderline criminal places thanks to being desensitized as shit…. Doutzen Kroes…is pretty alright…..

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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Catalog of the Day

Where the Hell is Matt? Still Dancing All Over the World!

Where the Hell is Matt? Still doing his thing! You may very well recall the 2008 viral video in which video game designer Matt Harding quit his job, traveled around planet earth and performing his signature dance move in the most far-flung and unlikeliest of places. Well, four years later … Matt’s back with a sequel! Where the Hell is Matt (2012) If it’s possible, Harding’s travelogue is even more impressive in 2012, with him dancing up a storm in locations ranging from Kabul, Afghanistan to Kigali, Rwanda, Damascus, Syria, Poria, Papua New Guinea and even the rarely seen Pyongyang, North Korea. Not every place even made the video, either, but Matt, who released the 2012 video yesterday, promises to add them to a special outtakes video soon. To compare the two and see the adventure that gained Harding his first 15 minutes, check out the 2008 “Where the Hell is Matt” video after the jump: Where the Hell is Matt (2008)

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