According to my sources, the 2017 Billboard Music Awards were held in Vegas last night, and apparently Nicole Scherzinger ‘s recent Instagram modeling worked. Because apparently she’s still considered famous enough to score an invite and a picture with fellow ’90s hottie Gwen Stefani . So enjoy the throwback fantasy everybody.
In case you still don’t get why I always rag on fake wannabe models like Bella Hadid , just check out this latest photoshoot Bella did for some German mag. See, in the past, these kinds of artsy, black-and-white topless shoots would’ve been done by some Victoria’s Secret hottie, like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr . And instead, now we get Bella, a fake model for a fake artsy shoot. I rest my case. » view all 15 photos
I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for being a fake model who only books gigs because of her rich and famous parents, but here she is doing a new photoshoot for La Perla. And the way I see it, if Kendall’s going to pretend to be a professional model, at least she’s pretending to be a lingerie model. I’ll take it.
Look, I’m the last person to tattle on someone for #freeingthenipple on social media… But I thought you weren’t allowed to show nipple on Snapchat, and here’s Bella Thorne doing just that. Maybe she can get away with it because she’s technically wearing a shirt, even though it’s totally see-through. Or maybe it’s just because if they kicked Bella and her thirst trap Snaps off the app, there wouldn’t be any reason for anyone to use it anymore. Either way: keep them coming, please!
I’m not sure if this picture of Selena Gomez taking a nipple-tastic picture with one very, very, very, very lucky fan is new, or if it’s even real, for that matter. But I do know this: I’d be making the exact same face as that girl if I was taking this picture with Selena. Only there’s no way my eyes would be looking at the camera. Yow!
Like the rest of the world, I only follow the Olympics once every four years, so I’m not 100% sure when McKayla Maroney officially gave up on gymnastics to become a full-time Instagram model/hot nobody. But after checking out this video of her showing off her booty in a thong, I’m starting to think she needs to get back to working out again. Don’t get me wrong, I fully support any hottie’s God-given right to show off their booty on social media, but McKayla’s is looking a little too Kardashian-like, if you catch my drift. I mean fake, just to be clear. I just hope she’s not using any performance-enhancers. A post shared by McKayla Maroney (@mckaylamaroney) on May 13, 2017 at 4:51pm PDT
I’m pretty sure it was Mother’s Day yesterday. At least, that’s what I figure from all the angry stomping around I heard upstairs and my mom refusing to get the door when the pizza guy came. Point is, I probably didn’t celebrate it very well this year. But you know who did? Bella Thorne . Because here’s a video she posted on Snapchat of her dancing around in a bikini, and if you ask me, that’s a way better present than any flowers or chocolate. I bet her mom must be so proud! » view all 11 photos
Last time I did a post on Valenti Vi , I said she just might be the hottest Russian in the world. Or at least, the hottest Russian mail-order bride Instagram model. Anyway, now that I’ve had the chance to check out a second round of pictures from this hottie, I’ve decided that maybe I was a little too quick to make that call last time. And I think I need to spend some more time with Valenti’s Instagram just to be 100% sure. I figure another 30-45 seconds ought to do it. A post shared by Valenti Vi (@valentivitel) on Mar 19, 2017 at 1:30am PDT » view all 12 photos
I guess Rosie O’Donnell Lite — sorry, Katy Perry — had to take a break from all that “hard work” she’s been doing lately. Because here she is relaxing at the beach with a few of her friends and/or personal assistants (and a professional photographer). It’s a tough life being a pop star/professional nobody! Anyway, if Katy ever really wants to get away from it all, I know a place that’s extremely private and that no one else ever goes: my bedroom in my mom’s basement. Call me!