Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….
Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….
In Central America, the news is not ridden with bullshit politics used to distract and divide a country, when really all the clowns in government are all working for the same corporations that control them….but they don’t want you to know that…. So in being disconnected, I missed this Katy Perry in an inappropriately tight dress promoting Obama in Vegas…that wasn’t inappropriately tight because she was in the presence of the President and should be a little lady like….it was inappropriate cuz she’s too fat and busted up to pull this look off…she looks kinda like the old stripper who can’t leave the life..and walks around shamelessly in panties…while no one gets lap dances from her…except maybe the guys with low self esteem cuz there are other strippers who aren’t dumpy to grab for 10 dollars a song… I didn’t watch the video with sound…..but I can say….that Fuck this cow is annoying….and any president who doesn’t declare her a national security threat…should probably be voted out of office…especially when using her as part of their endorsement… Good thing I’m Canadian. So I don’t have to get too worked up about this crime on humanity….
Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution…. Gretchen Mol…. Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….
The Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony divorce came as a shock to almost everybody. After seven years of marriage, the couple announced their split last last week, leaving many to wonder what will happen with their joint business ventures. According to the Hollywood Reporter, their plans to launch and produce the Latin talent show, “Q’Viva: The Chosen,” are still on. The search for contestants will begin being filmed this fall and, once aired, will broadcast simultaneously across 21 countries in North America, Central America and South America. In April, it was announced that the couple would “embark on what’s being described as ‘an epic three month long journey to create the ultimate live show celebrating Latin music, artistry and dance.’ Their travels will take them to remote areas of the Americas and filming will incorporate three languages.” J. Lo said of the show: “This journey for me and Marc is going be exciting and groundbreaking.” This…is gonna be awkward. RELATED: William Levy Denies Having An Affair With J.Lo [UPDATE] RELATED: Is This Why J.Lo & Marc Anthony Called It Quits? [VIDEO] RELATED: J. Lo & Marc Anthony Split! RELATED: TLC, Beyonce, Lady Gaga & Jennifer Lopez Perform on American Idol Season Finale [VIDEO]
I don’t know if this is staged and the girl is in on it or if this is a dude with a jacked up bag designed to record up the skirts of unsuspecting girls but it fucking hyseterical….I mean what the fuck’s the deal with the song…and how does it correalate to some girls panties….I would have been more inclined to use a Celine Dion song…or maybe some 80s love song…cuz there’s nothing not romantic about this…except maybe her mom… On a sidenote, I think I used to sponsor this girl in the 90s when I didn’t mind giving the price of a coffee a day to Central America via the Christians and it’s nice to see little Ana Cistina all grown up in her Goodwill donated used underwear giving back to me…but that could just be the fantasy I had when paying the 25 dollars a month….I felt I was investing into future immigrant pussy…and it never happened…cuz the Christians were scamming…and I feel they gave dozens of people the same chick…making them horrible pimps…watch the video…
Photo via Anderson Smith2010 The Mission Blue Voyage held by TED earlier this year brought together some of the most respected and admirable people working on protecting our oceans. The catalyst behind the voyage was Sylvia Earle’s TED wish , which was to boost the number of “hope spots” or protected marine areas globally. As one of the TED speakers, Greg Stone, poin… Read the full story on TreeHugger
Posted onNovember 16, 2010byBenny Hollywood|Comments Off on Release Of Sterile Pests May Eliminate Need For Genetically Modified Crops
Pink cotton boll worms on cotton boll. Image credit:excerpted from image on Wikipedia Mass release of sterile, adult crop pests can be practical control strategy: presumably even for organic farmers. As reported by SciDevNet , ‘release of sterile insects has successfully lowered populations of the Mediterranean fruit fly in Guatemala, Mexico and the United States; screw-worms in Central America, Libya and the United States; and tsetse flies … Read the full story on TreeHugger
Men stand near a fisherman in La Ceiba, Honduras, Friday, Sept. 24, 2010. According to the U.S. National Hurricane Center, tropical storm Matthew#39;s drenched the Caribbean coast and threatened much of northern Central America prone to disastrous flooding. Tropical Storm Matthew strengthened over the western Caribbean on Friday and was expected to hit Nicaragua and Honduras later in the day, the U.S. National Hurricane Center said. The storm, which had maximum sustained winds of 50 mph, could
The Virginia Beach Neptune Festival BOARDWALK WEEKEND MUSIC SCHEDULE Friday, September 24 – Sunday, September 26, 2010 –Three Free Oceanfront Stages at 17th Street Park, 24th Street Park and 31st Park on the Boardwalk at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront New this year on Sunday September 26th, don’t miss Neptune’s Teenapaloosa at 16th Street Stage For information on the Virginia Beach Neptune Festival, call #757/498-0215 or visit the festival web site at www.neptunefestival.com All concerts are f
