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Gisele Bundchen in her Bikini of the Day

When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this. Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better…. I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Gisele Bundchen in her Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day

Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move.. All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter. You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge… Here are the pics…

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Guess the Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s the challenge – Guess who this ass belongs to and how old the ass is. The prize – there is no fucking prize…unless you’re a babe or Cora Keegan, in which case I’ll cum inside you as long as you’re not on birth control or a dude… The rules – there are no fucking rules, because I hate games, it is Elizabeth Hurley and her ass is probably pushing 70 by now, but that ass doesn’t look a day over 40, which happens to be a day under I’m still willing to human centipede that shit, I’m talking sew my mouth to it, and let me die a happy man, because it’s pretty glorious… To see the rest of the pica FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hugo Chavez: Battling For Life!

Venezuela’s V.P. denied rumors Thursday that Hugo Chavez has died, but didn’t paint a pretty picture of the nation’s president’s health, either. Quite specifically, Nicolas Maduro said Chavez, who is currently in Cuba, “is battling for his health, for his life, and we’re accompanying him.” Besides implying Chavez is still alive, he implied a lack of progress. In late 2012, Maduro said Chavez “is fighting a great battle … for his life, for his health.” Two months of battling for life is not encouraging, even if a new poll says nearly 60 percent of Venezuelans believe Chavez will recover and return to power. Maduro’s latest repetitive report about Chavez’s health came less than 24 hours after CNN Chile falsely reported that the Venezuelan leader died. The network attributed the news to Panamanian diplomat Guillermo Cochez who said, “I challenge the Venezuelan government to prove me wrong.” It appears the Venezuelan government heard the challenge. Nevertheless, Chavez has reportedly been breathing through a tube since a serious respiratory infection followed four cancer surgeries last year. He hasn’t been seen publicly since December 11. The man is clearly in poor health, even if it’s unclear how poor. If he’s not facing death yet , the 58-year-old Chavez is certainly knocking on its door.

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Jacoby Jones to Go Dancing With the Stars

Be afraid, Sean Lowe. Be very afraid. Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones danced his way to the Super Bowl XLVII title this month. Now he’ll be going Dancing With the Stars on ABC! Jones will be on the 16th season of the ABC dancing competition, which announced his casting. The rest of the cast will be unveiled Tuesday on GMA . The show returns March 18, a week after The Bachelor finale (follow this link for The Bachelor spoilers ) starring Lowe, who’s also rumored to be joining DWTS . Jones, 28, scored two amazing TDs in the Super Bowl. Now he’s ready to add the Mirror Ball to his trophy case a la Emmitt Smith and Hines Ward. Sounds like he’s up for the challenge , too. Asked on Jimmy Kimmel Live earlier this month if he wanted to be on the new season’s cast, Jones said, “Oh yes sir … I’ll get it done. I’ll get it done, baby.” Aly Raisman, you are on notice.

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Jamie McDonald Eats ENTIRE Denny’s Hobbit-Themed Menu in One Sitting

Eating Denny’s entire 11-piece “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” menu in a single sitting sounds certifiably insane … unless you’re Jamie “The Bear” McDonald did. Okay, it still sounds insane, but he did it anyway. Denny’s Hobbit Menu Challenge In 20 minutes, Jamie McDonald inhaled about 156 ounces (9.75 lbs) of food and drink and 8,610 calories, not including ketchup. Totally worth it, undoubtedly. The Ring Burger alone is a stunning 1,420 calories … of course all Hobbit fans know the Ring has a way of corrupting those who seek it, so that makes sense. THG NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Maybe an easy salmon recipe instead.

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Jamie McDonald Eats ENTIRE Denny’s Hobbit-Themed Menu in One Sitting

For His Next Act, Judd Apatow Is Writing A Play

Judd Apatow has conquered comedy. Will Broadway be next?  In an interview with GQ magazine that appears in the January issue, the This Is 40 director tells writer Amy Wallace that he’s writing his first play. And it may not be funny. Here’s the passage from Wallace’s profile: “I have a great idea. Maybe like the best idea I’ve ever had,” he says. “It requires me to create characters and situations that have absolutely nothing to do with my experience.” When he reveals the idea, off the record, I can see what he means. The subject matter (all he’ll let me say about it is “It’s about victims of the criminal-justice system and the challenges they face”) is unlike anything he’s tackled before. It’s not remotely autobiographical. It’s complicated, relevant, political even. “I am excited to write something which has a social conscience,” he e-mails me later when I push him to reveal more. “That is not something I have attempted before, and I hope I am up for the challenge.” Will it be funny? “I don’t know yet,” he says. “I think it will. But it might stop being funny.” The idea sprung from Apatow’s wish that “there was another part of my relationship with the crowd,” he tells GQ.  “I miss doing something where I’m interacting more with the audience. I like the idea of writing something and rewriting it every night based on how it’s playing.” He could call it 12 Funny Men.  If it’s funny, that is. [ GQ ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Lucy Pinder For NUTS of the Day

Lucy Pinder tweted one of these pics of her recent NUTS photoshoot that gave boners across the internet to people who were fans of her cuz they remember her as one of the Original new wave Glamour models from the 2000s who made Glamour models a household thing….you know paving the way for other hot Glamour models I don’t remember the names of but know that they could have easily ended up strippers or WalMart clerks instead of showing their tits to the world….As far as I’m concerend, here’s her comeback….lets milk that shit like she was a cow in a native village used to feed the tribe….if you know what I mean…. TO SEE A LUCY PINDER SEXY VIDEO FROM YESTERYEAR FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alex Morgan in Some Fit Nike Ads of the Day

Alex Morgan is an Olympic gold medal soccer player…and due to my serious fucking hatred of fat chicks…I have recently found a love for fit chicks…prior to fitness I was happy with coked up anorexic girls who had no muscle mass and were too weak to run from me…but now I am more up to the challenge…plus fit chicks are generally jacked on happiness and endorphines while addicts and drunks who starve themselves are just a fucking barrel of issues that I’d rather not deal with….so that is why I have turned to gyms and Nike ads for my masturbation material….I guess life is about change. here are the hot pics…

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Alex Morgan in Some Fit Nike Ads of the Day