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Dancing with the Stars Promo Pics: Revealed!

The new season of Dancing with the Stars gives new meaning to the term “Stars.” When it premieres on March 22, the ABC competition will feature reality TV mainstays that are famous simply because they’ve been on television, supposedly acting like themselves. It may be hard to imagine, but there was a time when Kate Gosselin and Jake Pavelka wouldn’t have been considered celebrities. Rant over, ABC has released the first set of promotional photos for season 10. Click on each one below to enlarge it and let us know who you think the early favorite should be…

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Dancing with the Stars Pairings Announced, Attractive

One is a former NFL All-Pro, another is a former astronaut. One recently won a Gold Medal, another pretended to win over the heart of Vienna Girardi in order to become a celebrity. Indeed, the new cast of Dancing with the Stars is both eclectic and exciting. Just hours after all 11 celebs were announced, ABC has released their professional pairings, one of which has to go down as the most attractive duo in show history. The following tandems will take to the floor together on the March 22 premiere: Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy : The hottest Dancing with the Stars pairing of all-time? Discuss! Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa

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Joanna Krupa’s Communist Legs of the Day

I got in a fight with a Russian woman yesterday, because Russian’s are fucking insane. I guess it’s all those years of communist rule, rationed bread and work camps, communal thinking and dreams of escaping to America to one day drive a cab, or become a mail order bride to be able to afford a pair of Levis makes a motherfucker pretty fucking angry and bitter. I am not gonna bother going into details because the shit was so fucking stupid, but I will say that after our minor exchange, the bitch would no let it go, for 3 hours she kept coming back to me and getting in my fucking face, cuz I guess Russians hold a grudge, but then again, the Cold War already taught me that…. I know Joanna Krupa’s not a Russian, but I can only assume this cabbage farmer’s daughter has the same miserable, angry look and least that’s the only explanation I have for that scowl on her weathered face other than that she’s getting old and tired…. I guess she’s made her mark and has done all her skill set has allowed and had this been 20 years ago, she could have been inspiration to all the Polish people stuck in their country, unable to escape, bringing hope that one day you would be able to become a whore in America, who models Lingerie and nude and who never really amounts to anything, or is never really respected, and who just gets old when is she is no longer marketable according to her low level clients, cuz her body was the only marketable thing she had…. Here are her legs…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Burke’s Shitty Prom Dress of the Day

Cheryl Burke looks like the kind of girl who went to prom alone, or who skipped out on prom all together because she was too busy being the fat girl eating a bag of Oreos and Ice Cream with no friends and no date. You know, before she found dance, and the community that encouraged her to go bigger and try harder becuase it finally felt like she had friends and people who cared about her, she felt like she belonged and that new confidence came her whole eagerness to take her shit to Hollywood and make millions doing what she is most passionate about and what saved her from suicide, instead of being a drug addicted stripper, but these pictures make it safe to say she hasn’t fully recovered from the scars left from Highschool….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Burke Stretching her Fat Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Cheryl Burke Talks ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Michael Jackson Tribute

‘He was a huge influence for me in my dancing career,’ Burke says. By Kyle Anderson Cheryl Burke Photo: MTV News Since his death in June, Michael Jackson has received a number of tributes on television, including a Janet Jackson-helmed performance at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards

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Dancing with the Stars Will Salute Michael Jackson

“It’s such an honor to choreograph and perform in this tribute,” says Cheryl Burke, one of the participating pro dancers

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Cheryl Burke and Her Pumpkins of the Day

Yes. That joke is old and tired. Like me.

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Fashion Police: Suri Cruise Snatched by Farm Hands!

Psst! Suri.

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Fashion Police: Suri Cruise Snatched by Farm Hands!

Cheryl Burke Urged Tom DeLay to Quit Dancing

Cheryl Burke may not have been thrilled about having to leave Dancing With the Stars so early, but she realizes it was the only step Tom DeLay could have made. “He talked to me a few…

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