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Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day

Here’s a photographer named Matt Colombo who is showing us everything every asian girl I have tried to have sex with but who has rejected me because they didn’t like that I was trying to speak to them in binary code, like they were robots, because I believe Asians are robots, except when I go to Chinese Restaurants and they don’t understand my order, in which case…I just assume they are defective robots…have told me… Which is that they don’t have any body hair at all even if they tried to grow it out…hairless…all part of being hyper evolved…except when dealing with the guy at the Chinese restaurant who doesn’t understand “Hot Sauce”… That said, I guess this Asian could be non Asian…and I guess this armpit hair could be native, mexican or any other ambiguous ethnicity…but more importantly…I guess this armpit hair is that of a feminist..because this is the style now…and when contrasted against hipster tits…it makes it a struggle to not want to get in there and start feeding like an infant… Here are the pics… To See His Work Matt Colombo The post Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

I have this theory that Victoria’s Secret owns all the Chinese factories, so that all the other brands have to run through them to make their bikinis and underwear, getting a piece of the backend on everything everyone does in the space, because that’s how evil empires work…otherwise I don’t understand why they would allow H&M or any of their models to work with H&M unless their was a need for them to…because I figure if you create some Brazilian like Lima and some Dutch chick like Doutzen, you make fucking sure they don’t work for the competition..unless you are the competition…but no one knows it…. Illuminati… So here’s Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls in a campaign. The post H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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You’ll Never Guess What Doctors Had To Remove From This Chinese Toddler’s Brain…

Chinese Doctors Remove Chopstick From Toddler’s Brain This kid might not be responsible enough to feed himself yet. Via NYDN : A Chinese boy who got a chopstick lodged inside his head for more than a week is recovering after doctors removed a 2 ½ inch portion of the eating utensil from the toddler’s infected brain. The nearly 2-year-old boy from Chaoyang City in Northeast China’s Liaoning province inadvertently stuffed a chopstick up his nostril when he fell on the implement while eating a meal in late January, CCTV America reported. Hanghang had been eating chow mein with his parents when the accident happened, and his mom and dad removed the visible portion of the chopstick from their child’s nose before taking him to a local hospital for an examination, according to the Daily Mirror. Doctors didn’t give the boy an X-ray and released him, only to have his parents bring the toddler back 10 days later complaining that their child felt drowsy and mentally fatigued, CCTV reported. “Half of the chopstick was totally stuck in his head from his nose,” Li Shaoyi, an attending doctor at Shengjing Hospital of China Medical University, told the state news organization. “They only took out half of the chopstick and the other half was still stuck in it.” Medical officials completed the procedure on Tuesday and reported that the boy had made significant improvements but needed to stay in the hospital longer to treat his brain infection, CCTV reported. The chopstick hit a non-functional section of the brain, doctors told the TV channel. You can’t take your eyes off these little kids for two seconds, can you? SMH.

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Here’s What It’s Like To Audition For ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

“General Hospital” star Ryan Paevey explains what it’s like to audition for “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

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It’s Official: The Most Questionable ’90s Trend Is Coming Back

A Chinese investor decided to fund the revival of iconic ’90s brand JNCO Jeans.

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It’s Official: The Most Questionable ’90s Trend Is Coming Back

A Chinese investor decided to fund the revival of iconic ’90s brand JNCO Jeans.

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It’s Official: The Most Questionable ’90s Trend Is Coming Back

China executes tycoon Liu Han pictures

Liu Han was board chairman of the Hanlong Group, the biggest private enterprise in Sichuan. He owned subsidiary companies involved in electricity, energy, finance, mining, real estate and securities. A Chinese court on Friday sentenced former mining tycoon Liu Han to death. The Xianning Intermediate People#39;s Court in central China#39;s Hubei Province announced the verdicts for the first trials of 36 members of an alleged mafia-like gang led by Liu. Liu Wei, Liu Han#39;s brother, was also s

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Mommy To Be Bangers: KeKe Wyatt Announces That She’s Having A Baby Girl & Poses For Maternity Photo Shoot

KeKe looks amazing! KeKe Wyatt Poses For Maternity Photos KeKe Wyatt is announcing the sex of her eighth child and posing for a beautiful shoot showing off her baby bump. The songstress and R&B Divas star recently told fans that she’s expecting a baby girl with her husband Michael while donning a gold glittery ensemble.   Gorgeous! Check out more of KeKe Wyatt’s maternity photo shoot after the flip. Continue reading

Celebrity Seeds: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s 8-Year-Old Tomboy Daughter Shiloh Wants To Be Called “John”

Do you think Angelina and Brad’s seed is ready to come out the closet ? Angelina And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Wants To Be Called John Via Rumor Fix reports: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to be called ‘John’ according to her famous dad dad Brad Pitt. In a recent interview he revealed his nine-year-old daughter interrupts him if he calls her “Shi” to say “John, I’m John.” Four years ago Angelina revealed to Vanity Fair that “She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.” The couple has mentioned in the past that Shiloh has wanted to be called the boy’s name from the early age of three. But it was her red carpet look at Monday’s premiere of Unbroken where Shiloh/John walked the red carpet with her dad and two older brothers Pax and Maddox that turned heads. Shiloh confidently rocked a menswear formal look with a suit and tie, with her short hair slicked back. Whether she’s just always been a tomboy, just wants to emulate her older brothers, or has gender identity issues remains to be seen. But we applaud Brad and Angelina for letting Shiloh – or John – be exactly who she wants to be. Shiloh seems to have come out the closet with a pair of jeans and tomboy swag. Do you think her Hollyweird parents should encourage her transition into being just like a boy or should she be dressing like a little girl?? Continue reading

Lady Gaga Gets Her Ass Sniffed for Ferguson in Paris of the Day

My one Lady Gaga story is actually a lot like these pictures of her in some club in France, wearing a thong and panties…. It was back when she was using Perez Hilton to get famous, and it was right before she fully broke into the mainstream, but she was still famous enough to roll into clubs with her own security…where they sanctioned off a booth for her…and where my drunk as fuck ass moved in and kept grabbing her thong and fishnet ass…which at the time was still thick as fuck, but firm and amazing, despite possibly being pre-op and very near to testicles…she didn’t feel anything, so I kept going, and I guess I was close to fingering her asshole, and I guess 5 years hasn’t really changed her much…except now she’s on the collapse of her empire, not building the foundation of the empire, like when I grabbed her ass… I’ve told this story before, but I don’t leave my house much, so deal with it.Here she is ridiculous…just because…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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