I don’t know what this Chinese Girls Dance video is, but I know that I liked it, because Asia is fucking weird, and amazing, and the future and Asian girls can be fucking hot, since they aren’t fat, except the ones that eat too much McDonalds, and I want to eat their little egg rolls whenever I try to seduce them and fail because they are actually alien robots sent to steal manufacturing from AMERICA in order to become the world leader and richest country….that I can’t relate to….but thanks to communism controlling the masses the creepy drone takeover will happen…and I hope these two are the ones who kill me.
Victoria Justice on Tuesday said her private photos were stolened, though some images purported to be her were fake. She said she would be taking legal action over the hack. Shortly after I tweeted about certain pics of me being fake, I was faced with a serious violation of #x0028;cont#x0029; http://t.co/Z8iRJ64eV0 7:37 AM – 03 Sep 14 She had previously tweeted all of the images were fake. Beginning August 31, 2014, a collection of almost 500 private pictures of various celebrities—mostly
Brittney Griner, a star for the Phoenix Mercury of the WNBA, was chased around by a knife-wielding maniac and stabbed last night in China when she tried to board her team bus. Griner is playing for the Beijing Great Wall of the Women’s Chinese Basketball Association during the WNBA offseason and was departing a practice facility with two teammates when the culprit confronted the group with his weapon. The former Baylor standout was slashed on the elbow, but made it on to the bus relatively unscathed. The assailant left the scene before later returning for some reason, covered in blood. He was then apprehended by local police and taken into custody. It remains unclear what provoked the incident, though Griner is a lesbian who is engaged to fellow WNBA star Glory Johnson . Any hate crime motivation on the part of the attacker is pure speculation on our part, however. “First let me say I’m ok!!!! But last night me and 3 my teammates got chase and attack by a man with a big ass knife got a little scratch and my teammates walk away unharmed!” Griner wrote on Instagram, adding: “He chase us into our bus and had us corned yelling at us then he finally left! Ugh lets just say I’m ready to get out this city we are visiting! Life can be took at any moment! Cherish every moment! AGAIN IM OK! Thank you to everyone that has been checking on me!” 14 Scandalous Sports Stories 1. LIAR! Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.
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Bai Ling is the original BAE…… Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing… She was the Original Courtney Stodden, or equivalent fame whore, who never really did anything specifically, but who always walked the red carpets…pulled out tits…and got herself noticed for the tabloids…but no one knew why she existed. I liked to think she was a thai tranny hooker who did well for herself and made it in America….because she’s not home working the sweatshops She is more likely a rich kid from China doing nothing in America..but publicity stunts no one really notices, involving hard nipples, white t-shirts, ALS, and water…. I’m so into this..dumpling filled with crazy…that was a Chinese food reference…I’m feeling clever today.
Remember when Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace and everyone thought it was the height of ridiculousness? Well, today the former New York Knicks forward set out to prove that when you’re dealing with Mr. World Peace, things can always get more absurd. Having been released by the Knicks at the end of last season, Metta is currently starting for the Sichuan Blue Whales of the Chinese Basketball Association. Earlier this week, World Peace informed his Twitter followers that he’d reveal his “new Chinese name” in the near future. Unfortunately for The Panda, a Chinese newspaper nearly beat him to the punch: “New high-profile import playing for CBA club Sichuan Blue Whales is known as Ron Artest but intends to change his name to ‘Panda Friend,'” reported China Daily . Thankfully, The Panda was quick to debunk that ridiculous rumor: “Guys my chinese is not “Panda Friend,” it’s “The Pandas Friend,” he tweeted today. Thank God he sorted that out. “Panda Friend” sounds like some sort of crazy person’s name. No word yet on why Mr. Friend chose to leave out the apostrophe. Maybe he was worried it would make him look ridiculous.
We all have hobbies, right? Some of us can juggle. Others can sew. Kim Kardashian ? She can make millions of dollars without possessing a single marketable skill. The Chinese resident in the following video, meanwhile, can put on pants without using his hands. Seriously. For real. We’re not making this up. (Because we’d never, ever, ever think to.) Why bother to learn such a skill? Why would someone name his child Kash Register ? Don’t question it, people. Just sit back and enjoy this Final Countdown-themed piece of amazing footage now: Guy Puts on Pants with No Hands
I tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want to stop looking at Mel B and remembering that in 1996 I used to jerk off to her nipples in a music video..meaning 20 years later I am still looking at her, and I am not even supposed to like girls who are older than 20, let alone 20 years older than I liked them… But that ass…it’s so big…and round…and tasty…like I could choke on it or something at that fascinates me…especially know she’s had babies…it all seems so wrong…like her choice in bathing suits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is a crazy video of a dude jumping out of his classroom due to pressure from the college exams, because Chinese parents put a lot of pressure on their kids to be the best at all things they do…leaving little time to sleep…and that’s why if I ever had a kid I’d want them to be Chinese…they have more hope…unless they are this one…who is dead… If you don’t like that international news…here’s some more: Pranking in Pakistan Dog Driving Motorcycle in Colombia
