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Skin Links 9.29.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Kendall Jenner braless in a completely see-through dress ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Cindy Crawford has most assuredly still got it ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emma Green in—and out of—a sexy black leotard ( egotasticallstars.com ) Darcie Dolce & Jelena Jensen in “The Make-Over” ( boobieblog.com ) Sienna Miller braless on the red carpet in Spain ( thenipslip.com ) She likes it up against the wall ( doubleviking.com ) Anastasia Ashley is the hottest pro surfer by a mile ( steakwood.com ) Top 10 nude celebs who went to Catholic school ( fleshbot.com )

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Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day

Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, just barely in bloom, because she’s Cindy Crawford, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying. I guess retiring at 30, to live a life of luxury with some Billionaire Heir of the Gerber baby food empire, allows your already good genes to preserve and age better… Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on…in all aspects of my life…it is still 1993… Maybe it’s just that I ran into her on the street, one of the only models I’ve run into in person…we locked eyes, and I realized then and there….how she manipulated everyone to fall into her trap… The post Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Justice Bikini of the Day

Victoria Justice is some aggressively marketed Disney Star, who I assume Disney released to the public as a sex symbol dudes everywhere love, it’s part of their PR vehicle behind pretty much everything they’ve created, from Britney to Lohan, to Selena..to Miley…they pretty much own everything, they have a monopoly on the media, and in having that power, they know how to market thing subtly and effectively, even young girls they’ve turned into commodities… That said… I don’t know if Victoria Justice is a Disney star, she may be on some other network doing the same thing…”Cast some old enough teen girl that dads will want to fuck, so that dads participate in the show with their kids, watching it and going to events and buying merch about that show”..pretty basic… I mean if they aren’t behind her being this jailbait fantasy to middle aged men, how the fuck did her name come onto my radar…I don’t own a fucking TV…and if I did…I would never watch teen shows…so I assume it’s some kind of leak.. #illuminati… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria Justice Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford in Flare Magazine of the Day

90s Supermodel Cindy Crawford is in some Canadian magazine where she’s showing off her legs, her million dollar legs, her long luxurious legs, that made her one of the most talked about models in her era, because I assume she’s trying to sell or promote some bullshit… I like to think she’s also showing off that models, even in the 90s, used their position as models, highly coveted and fantasized about to prostitute themselves to billionaires… Her husband is the Heir to Gerber baby food empire…who owns popular restaurants in LA…as rich people who like fucking hot girls do… I am sure she tells people she would have fallen in love with him even if he had no money… That’s sugar baby tactic because they know that’s impossible, the trust fund is too well managed… Like when a dude says “I would have totally married her knowing she was going to gain 60 lbs and look like she was hit by a bus after a week out doing hard drugs everyday of her life”…They don’t mean it…it just makes us feel better about our shitty situations… Cindy Crawford is not a shitty situation though, she’s pretty spectacular…even at 100 The post Cindy Crawford in Flare Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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How To Tell If A Guy Likes You vs. How To Tell If A Girl Likes You

Meet the new “King of YouTube”. This old man is awesome!

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Bad Blood Is The Hottest Video Of All-time

I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge , Zendaya , Hayley Williams , Gigi Hadid , Karlie Kloss , Jessica Alba , Martha Hunt , Ellen Pompeo , Cara Delevingne , Cindy Crawford , and Selena Gomez . And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone. » view all 14 photos

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Miley Cyrus Toes for the Fetishists of the Day

Here are some Miley Cyrus feet for the foot fetishists out there, because Miley Cyrus is relevant, I think she’s even hot…I’ve seen her in person, or at least someone who looked like her and her body was long and lean with a hot round ass ,that as long as she wasn’t talking…was amazing to look at…and I figure as someone who loves pussy and asshole pics, there are people out there who love feet pics..and I know this because I was at a porn convention in New Jersey many years ago and I met a dude, probably one of the weirdest dudes ever, who went around giving pornstars 20 dollars to film their feet in shoes…motherfucker had had two cameras going and had them posing their feet like their feet were Cindy Crawford at the peak of her career…you know – “so more sole, give me a bit more toe cleavage”…all while practically cumming himself…it was weird…but not as weird as anyone looking at these pics of Miley and cumming themselves…but I’ll post them anyway because I’m non-judgemental… All this to say, Miley has a weird as fuck instagram… The post Miley Cyrus Toes for the Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford’s Still Got It

I don’t know how much longer Cindy Crawford can keep this up, but my former favorite supermodel of all-time is still looking pretty damn good as she inches closer to 50 and becoming Hollywood Tuna’s first official GILF. Anyway, here she is hosting something called the VIP OMEGA dinner, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who was a little disappointed that Cindy’s ageless cleavage wasn’t on the menu. Because I’m willing to bet it’s still mighty tasty. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Cindy Crawford’s Still Got It

I don’t know how much longer Cindy Crawford can keep this up, but my former favorite supermodel of all-time is still looking pretty damn good as she inches closer to 50 and becoming Hollywood Tuna’s first official GILF. Anyway, here she is hosting something called the VIP OMEGA dinner, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who was a little disappointed that Cindy’s ageless cleavage wasn’t on the menu. Because I’m willing to bet it’s still mighty tasty. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Cindy Crawford Topless #TBT of the Day

I am so current motherfuckers, I do THROWBACK THURSDAYS or #TBT posts to fit in with the rest of the world going through their photo archives to pull up uninteresting by highlight pics of their youth…to shove down our throats…like we fucking care…and don’t have real issues to deal with…like napping… Only my Throwbacks aren’t me at DisneyLand being scared by Mickey Mouse…or me being molested by my school teacher at 10…. They are Cindy Crawford when she was nude in the 80s, early in her career, because models need to get naked to be taken seriously…and she was taken seriously, and still is, well into her 50s….so why not take a second to stare at her 1980s tits, it’s not like we have anything better to do…

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