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Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother… But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support.. I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.

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Kate Beckinsale’s Leg Show

It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten a good look at Kate Beckinsale ‘s perfect stems, so make sure you take your time to enjoy these new shots of one of my all-time favorite MILFs putting on a serious leg show. Now, according to my research, Kate was on her way to a Memorial Day BBQ with Cindy Crawford and presumably a whole bunch of other hotties here. I’m assuming this wasn’t a potluck like whatever lame party you all went to yesterday, but I’m also willing to bet I’m not the only one who’d take those sexy legs of Kate’s over potato salad any day. Yum. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina… That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel… I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

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Tyra Banks Poses as Super Models: Real, Raw, Amazing

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne should be feeling very good about themselves these days. That’s because Tyra Banks has posted three new pictures to Twitter in which she makes just like these super models, recreating their poses and looks for a spread in honor of New York Fashion Week. “I’ve put my own spin on #NYFW w/a photo tribute to some of the fiercest #SuperModels ever. Unretouched. Real. Raw,” Banks tweeted along with the images. Here’s a look at Tyra’s transformation into her “idol,” Crawford. Pretty incredible, no? Photographer Udo Spreitzenbarth snapped the pics and will include them as part of an exhibition, “Tyra Banks Presents: 15,” that is now open at Jack Studios in New York City. Scroll down for Banks’ impressions of Moss and Delevingne:

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Tyra Banks Goes ‘White Face’ In “Artistic Portrayal” Of Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, And Carla Delevingne [Photos]

Tyra Banks’ Interpretation Of Models Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Etc. Tyra Banks took time out of her ANTM lifestyle to transform into some of the world’s real life Top Models… What do you think??? Did Tyra do a good job?? Check out her interpretations of Kate Moss and Rihanna’s boo Cara Delevingne on the flipski….

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Isabeli Fontana Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Brazilian supermodel Isabeli Fontana is modelling bathing suits, and unlike most Brazilan models, at least the ones I’ve met, she doesn’t have a dick. You know, since Brazil is the hub of lady boys and trannies, the gateway for people like Anderson Cooper to dabble with homosexuality, you know to dip his toe in first, before being full fledged, cuz it’s not quite gay if she’s got tits with her dick… I PREFER SEEING HER TOPLESS cuz that’s what these fashion models are meant to be doing….but bikinis work…I mean anything to help me imagine them naked…is good enough for me…but then again a plastic bag filled with expired meat is good enough for me to imagine fucking…but that’s probably cuz it smells like my wife’s cunt…feels like home.

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Cindy Crawford Making Out With Herself for MUSE of the Day

Cindy Crawford is a fucking dream. I know I am supposed to be disgusted by old ladies, but this one, this one’s special and not even because I used to jerk off to her in the 90s when she was supermodeling, but because I crossed paths with her once, and her “it factor”…the same “it factor” that made her a celebrity in the first place…pretty much melted my soul. I guess some people just have an energy, or what it takes to win the people around them over, and some people, like supermodels, no how to make love with their eyes, and pretty much ruin anything in a 10 block radius. Seriously, after the day I crossed paths with her, I’ve never been the same, no girl has been close to this greatness, and all the bitches I fucked, despite having no standards, were that much more unappealing. I am a fan of this shoot for the latest issue of MUSE…but more importantly, I am a fan of ejaculating on printouts of it…because that’s as close as I’ll get to this loveliness.

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Cindy Crawford Goes For A Ride

I know that Cindy Crawford ‘s getting up there these days, but somehow she’s still looking just as hot as ever. Here she is out for a bike ride with her family and, more importantly, a nice tight pair of leggings. So go ahead and be jealous of that lucky bastard she calls a husband all you want. Personally, I’m way more jealous of that bicycle seat right now. Related Articles: Cindy Crawford Is Like A Fine Wine Cindy Crawford Licks A Cone Cindy Crawford Secret Bikini Pictures Cindy Crawford Is Still Red Hot Photos: Fameflynet

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Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all… So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.

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Candice Swanepoel in Jeans for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may be owned by Victoria’s Secret..you know since they pretty much found her, locked her into a contract, and made her a celebrity….but I think I may be owned by Candice Swanepoel and I have never even met her, even though I know she’s probably 6 foot 10 and freakish as fuck, but in pictures…in pictures she’s gold…South African Gold….which I guess is actually diamonds…or the AIDS virus…..and whatever else they export besides models with awesome accents…. Here she is for Victoria’s Secret.

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