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Cindy Crawford Champagne Facial of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad… If you’re interested….. Here she is on the beach… The other day….

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Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madison Magazine has reminded me what I used to masturbate to Cindy Crawford in the 90s….cuz I’d masturbate to her now….if my penis was able to perform such tasks…but hard living and a disgusting wife has made us our very own circus performer…one that can’t perform tricks…unless being impotent is a trick…but I feel like if I really focus and forget all the smut I’ve digested over the years leading to someone who can’t really get into anything….Cindy Crawford may be the one to save me….yep…she’s fully clothed and I felt something move….you see cuz that’s her fucking super power… I’m into it, even if I generally like more exposed Uterus in my retired model pics.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Arrested of the Day

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her Here is the pic of the girl Lohan went nuts on…because Lohan is nuts… I don’t see much damage but I am sure it is there…and that’s just what crazy people do…all that pent up aggression of people mocking her when she really believed she was gonna prove herself with her last job..only to realize her producers, directors and all the people who suck her dick lied to her….humiliated her…and made a mockery out of her.,…. She’s a mess, she’s fallen off, it is a tragedy, cuz I coulda saved her..but she didn’t believe when we spent that night in a hotel together…and that’s an even bigger tragedy… Crazy girl…I still believe….in you and your chins ability to win an oscar… This kind of behavior is pretty obvious…

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Arrested of the Day

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Kendra Spears for Versace Underwear of the Day

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendra Spears is some 24 year old Cindy Crawford looking model…unless that mole is just some kind of cum stain growing mold on my screen….and I guess she’s the body…for Versace lingerie….a far tastier thing to look at half naked…that Donatella…because a naked Donatella Versace…all loose skin and having off her bones…uterus hanging out her vagina…is a horrible image for a luxury brand sell luxury items at luxury prices….so sticking with this Kendra Spears…makes sense…as it makes boners.

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Kendra Spears for Versace Underwear of the Day

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Stacy Keibler And Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures Are A Waste Of Time

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are the most disappointing bikini pictures ever taken! Here are Stacy Keibler and Cindy Crawford in their bikinis on vacation together and these are the shots the Paps managed to get? I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight. Such a shame!

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Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face… That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….

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Cindy Crawford Old and Hot in Tight Clothes for Tatler of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is amazing. Many years ago, I was standing on a street corner as I often do, because I don’t have a job and never really know how to fill up my days and an SUV pulled up next to me….and this tall, amazing looking woman got out….it was Cindy Crawford, I was next to her hotel, it wasn’t like she made the driver pull over to sit on my face, as most girls do, but she did smile at me, or maybe she was laughing at me, as she walked into the hotel, and part of me died…because I realized they don’t make crackwhores this good….and I only have sex with crackwhores…and I will always only have sex with crackwhores…and this Cindy Crawford bitch opened a door to a new world…a world I’m not invited into…except when looking, and by looking I mean masturbating to her photoshoot pics….even though she’s 50 something and that alone is normally disgusting…but she is defies all odds…or some shit….who cares…look at the pics.