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Late Night Highlights: Sty Stallone Discusses Canine Genitalia, Mary Lynn Rajskub Engages in a Late Night Threesome

Yes, Sylvester Stallone promoted The Expendables by discussing his dog’s private parts. Meanwhile, Horatio Sanz made a crude Bigfoot joke to sell his new Comedy Central series, Jay Baruchel outed Morgan Freeman as a Jew expert, and Mary Lynn Rajskub found herself in an awkward, sexually-charged stand-off with Craig Ferguson and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

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Late Night Highlights: Sty Stallone Discusses Canine Genitalia, Mary Lynn Rajskub Engages in a Late Night Threesome

Lisa Lampanelli — Returning to Roast The Hoff

TMZ has learned legendary humiliator Lisa Lampanelli will be returning from her ” Roast “

Female Daily Show Staffers Prove Their Existence in Rebuttal to Jezebel

Where is Eve Ensler when you need her? Back on June 23rd, Jezebel writer Irin Carmon wrote a somewhat scathing critique of The Daily Show — spurred on by the tryout and potential hiring of geek pin-up Olivia Munn — succinctly summed up by its title, “The Daily Show ‘s Woman Problem.” What followed was a series of mostly off-the-record quotes and comments from former female staffers that painted the offices of the Comedy Central cultural kingpin with the same brush that might be used for a frat house or at least the Harvard Lampoon. Now, the female staffers of The Daily Show have responded with snark worthy of Stewart himself.

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Denis Leary Promotes Rescue Me With Homophobic Slur, Jokes About His Children Burning Alive

If you are gearing up to promote your television series on a talk show, you have several choices: 1) You can prepare a TV-ready anecdote about something hilarious that happened on-set (See: Jonah Hill’s story about being reprimanded by his hero while filming Curb Your Enthusiasm ); 2) You can prepare a TV-ready anecdote about something interesting in your personal life (See: Kristen Stewart’s description of her real-life pet wolves ); or 3) If you are Denis Leary, you can put together a startlingly homophobic anecdote about something that was said in poor taste to Derek Jeter on the set of Rescue Me .

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Buzz Break: Marilyn Monroe’s X-Ray Centerfold

Futurama Returns Because It "Was Too Good to Die"

In what may be the most anticipated animated return to television since Family Guy, Futurama finally debuts brand new episodes on Comedy Central (Thursday, 10/9c). Watch full episodes of Futurama “In my heart of hearts, I knew this show was too good to die,” says Billy West, who actually sounds like an older version of Fry, the character he voices on the animated series. “The amount of times the show has been revived from the dead is unbelievable. I love working on zombie Futurama,” jokes John DiMaggio, who plays Bender. There was a moment, though, when it seemed Futurama would be up-ended after a salary negotiation snag last summer. Fortunately, the core cast is returning, and Katey Sagal insists it was “just one of those things that happen” in Hollywood. added by: lordsbassman

‘Futurama’ Returns With 26 All-New Episodes

I think we had a lot of stuff to get off our chests, so there are some really good episodes coming,” says series creator David X. Cohen. By Adam Rosenberg The cast of “Futurama” Photo: Comedy Central In 2003, disaster struck. After airing for four seasons and capturing the hearts of fans in the process with its incredible mix of bizarre humor and undeniable heart, Fox pulled the plug on the David X. Cohen/Matt Groening-created animated series “Futurama.” Hopes were reborn in 2007 when direct-to-DVD movies were announced for later airing as a pseudo fifth season on Comedy Central. But the real coup came in June 2009, when Fox announced that Comedy Central had picked up the show for 26 all-new episodes. The new batch begins tonight, with two episodes airing starting at 10 p.m. “I didn’t see it coming seven years ago, so it’s a pretty pleasant surprise,” Cohen told MTV in a recent interview. “We’ve had a real roller coaster on this show. We went off the air in 2003 on Fox and went our separate ways, and really didn’t have any hope at that time of coming back. It’s just not something that happens much in television. But then, lo and behold, these reruns went on along with ‘Family Guy’ at 2 a.m. on [Adult Swim] and people started to report to us that they were getting high ratings in the middle of the night, to our surprise.” “That was really the very first bit of hope we had at that point,” he continued. “And then ‘Family Guy’ blazed a trail, going to a direct-to-DVD release and then back to episodes, and that’s really when our hopes went up another notch. And sure enough, we then got the call to do some direct-to-DVD releases and subsequently these episodes. So [it’s been] a long road, but we’re pleased to be here.” Cohen admits that the call for more episodes came after the four “Futurama” movies were released to the world, being rabidly consumed by fans who still yearned for more. Before that, it was just more of the same waiting and hoping. “It remained typically dramatic in terms of our cancellation and rebirth history,” he said. “We actually finished all four of those movies not knowing we were coming back and we once again closed up shop and went home. Now in this case it was pretty quickly after that that we heard we were coming back, but we did not know yet. So I think they were really waiting to see how all four of those DVDs did before they went ahead and put us back on the air.” The end of the four movies certainly has a feeling of finality to it. “Into the Wild Green Yonder,” the last of the four, sends the series’ main players flying off into the great unknown, as Cohen says, “perhaps never to be seen again.” He added, “That was entirely representative of our own knowledge of our fates at that point.” Of the new season, he promises that, as strong as things start off — Comedy Central sent out tonight’s premiere episodes to press, and yes, they’re great — things just keep getting “better and better.” “It’s a relief to be back in our native half-hour format here, and I think we had a lot of stuff to get off our chests, so there are some really good episodes coming,” he said. But just because the team works best in their “native half-hour format,” that doesn’t mean Cohen doesn’t think the show could go bigger. Forget the direct-to-DVD movies, which are designed to be broken into individual episodes. Like “The Simpsons” a few years back, Cohen sees plenty of potential for a proper “Futurama” movie. “I actually think ‘Futurama’ is really ideal for a feature movie just because of the epic setting and the outer space opportunities and space battles — it seems better-suited for a feature movie than ‘The Simpsons,’ for example, which had a very successful movie,” he explained. “So if any Fox executives are reading this, yes I am available for that job!”

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CNN Conducts Sympathetic Interview of Another Homosexual Teen Activist

On Tuesday’s Newsroom, CNN’s Brooke Baldwin brought on another teenaged homosexual activist for a sympathetic interview to help promote their upcoming one-sided documentary , “Gary and Tony Have a Baby.” Baldwin prompted Constance McMillen to give advice to ” other teens who are suffering in silence .” The anchor also didn’t press McMillen on how she might have inconvenienced her classmates. Baldwin, who was substituting for Kyra Phillips, brought on McMillen just after bottom of the 10 am Eastern hour. The CNN anchor trumpeted how the Mississippi teen was meeting with President Obama later in the day and how she was going to be grand martial for New York’s annual homosexual prade, and first asked, “Would you trade that all in if you could have gone to the regular prom with the rest of your classmates?” After McMillen gave her initial answer, Baldwin continued by mentioning how a U.S. District Court ruled that Constance McMillen’s high school violated her rights when they cancelled their prom, but omitted that it didn’t force the school to reinstate the dance : “Now, we know that the court eventually ruled – they said, absolutely, that the school violated your constitutional rights. And I want you to explain, though, what happened, because you transferred schools, right, late in your senior year? Why did do you that?” Later in the interview, the anchor sympathized with the homosexual teen: “So you transferred schools, and I can only imagine- it’s the end of your senior year, where you can’t walk with the rest of your classmates, right? Maybe you wouldn’t have wanted to. But I understand that at graduation day, normally a happy day for a lot of us- it was pretty tearful for you. Why was that? ” Baldwin didn’t once mention how the teen’s former high school classmates might have been affected by her actions. A slanted CNN.com article from earlier on Tuesday about how McMillen and fellow homosexual teen Ceara Sturgis (whom Soledad O’Brien sympathized with during a June 15 report ) have found “support in each other” hinted at the classmates sentiment: “McMillen says despite the difficult times, she wants to return to Itawamba and begin studies at the local junior college. She wants to be near her high school girlfriend. She says it won’t be easy. ‘ My best friend — we had been friends for like seven years — has not spoken with me since the day they canceled prom ,’ she says.” The anchor closed out the interview by asking McMillen to give advice to other homosexual high school students: “Before I let you go, for people who are watching and watched your story the past few months, what message- what have you taken away from this, and what message might you have for- maybe, some other teens who are suffering in silence? ” CNN has given a full-court press to their upcoming “Gary and Tony” documentary by airing several reports which helped further homosexual activists’ agenda. Besides O’Brien’s June 15 report, the network aired a gushing two-part report on the two “powerhouse” lawyers who are leading the effort against California’s Proposition 8, and conducted two softball interviews of the two subjects of O’Brien’s documentary on Sunday and Monday. The full transcript of Brooke Baldwin’s interview of Constance McMillen from Tuesday’s Newsroom: BALDWIN: Schoolwork, prom, graduation- you know, it’s the stuff most high school seniors think about, but 18-year-old Constance McMillan will be talking about it- oh, with- oh, the president of the United States. Why? Well, she sparked that national firestorm when she tried to take her girlfriend to prom, prompting her school to cancel the dance. She is joining us live this morning from Washington, and Constance, good morning to you. Listen, I appreciate you taking a little time and talking to me before your big night with the President. Good morning. CONSTANCE MCMILLEN: Good morning. BALDWIN: Let me first ask you, when you look at everything that’s happened since the story broke- it really broke- nationwide, you are meeting with the President. You’re going to be a grand marshal of the New York gay pride parade coming up. But would you trade that all in if you could have gone to the regular prom with the rest of your classmates? MCMILLEN: No, because if I had gone to the regular prom with the rest of my classmates, then I would not have been able to bring my girlfriend, and I wouldn’t have been able to be myself. So- and that was the whole point. Like, I wasn’t going to be able to go if I wasn’t going to be able to be myself. BALDWIN: Now, we know that the court eventually ruled – they said, absolutely, that the school violated your constitutional rights. And I want you to explain, though, what happened, because you transferred schools, right, late in your senior year? Why did do you that? MCMILLEN: Well, I started- like, doing my work from home because it was- like, it was really hard for me to go to that school because of how the people were treating me. It was just really hard for me to finish school there. So I- BALDWIN: What were they doing? What were they saying to you? MCMILLEN: I mean, it was- like, it was hostile all the time. There were rumors flying around about me. Every single day, I heard a new rumor and- like, it was just- it was really, really hard to concentrate in an environment where everybody ‘s like- being really mean. (laughs) So, I decided to do my work from home, but it got really hard because some of the work that I had to do, I couldn’t do if I wasn’t in the class. BALDWIN: Right. MCMILLEN: So that’s why I transferred schools. BALDWIN: So you transferred schools, and I can only imagine- it’s the end of your senior year, where you can’t walk with the rest of your classmates, right? Maybe you wouldn’t have wanted to. But I understand that at graduation day, normally a happy day for a lot of us- it was pretty tearful for you. Why was that? MCMILLEN: Well, it was like- I mean, I really didn’t- I didn’t want to walk, but I did for my parents. But it was really hard because- like, after everything I’ve been through- like, it was just reminding me, really, that a lot of the people that I used to have that were good friends- like, I don’t have those friends anymore and- I mean, I was- I didn’t know most- I mean, the classmates- the school was wonderful. But- like, I didn’t know a lot of the people there- BALDWIN: Right. MCMILLEN: And so, I was just kind of standing there. BALDWIN: Right. MCMILLEN: It was just- it was really hard because it wasn’t- BALDWIN: Constance- go ahead- finish your thought. MCMILLEN: It wasn’t how I pictured graduation, so it was just- like, a little hard. (laughs) BALDWIN: Well, I understand you’re going on to college. Before I let you go, for people who are watching and watched your story the past few months, what message- what have you taken away from this, and what message might you have for- maybe, some other teens who are suffering in silence? MCMILLEN: I’ve learned through all of this how important it is to be an activist and how important it is to- like, stand up for yourself, because that was never my intention to start with. But- like now that I’ve been around and met all these people, I’ve learned how important it is. I’ve heard so many horror stories- so many people that go through just terrible things just because they’re gay. And- you know, if you’re going through something like that, I think you should stand up for yourself because- like, it was hard for me. I’m not going to say it wasn’t hard because it was. But I went through it so that nobody else would have to go through it, and I think that if you can do something like that and change it for a lot of other people, even though it’s hard on you, I think you should do that. BALDWIN: Constance McMillen, thank you, ma’am, for sharing your story with us this morning. Hey, good luck with the President tonight. It’s a pretty nice house he’s got. MCMILLEN: Yeah. BALDWIN: And thanks for sharing your story. Good luck with college. MCMILLEN: All right.

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MRC’s Bozell: Comedy Central’s ‘JC’ Has No Advertiser Support

Of the more than 300 corporate sponsors who have sponsored Comedy Central in the past, not a single one has indicated their intention to buy advertising time on the planned “JC” program should it ever be set to go to broadcast. That’s the victorious announcement today from Citizens Against Religious Bigotry (CARB), a group co-founded by NewsBusters publisher Brent Bozell and a handful of other social conservative activists. “The sponsors understand what the programming department at Comedy Central does not: Religious bigotry is bad business,” Bozell noted in a statement. “With literally zero advertiser support for this program, the only reason Comedy Central would put it on their broadcast schedule is in an effort to offend Christianity and Christians. There is no valid business reason for airing ‘JC,'” the Media Research Center founder argued.  Full the full press release, click here . For a complete listing of member organizations, and advertisers that were petitioned, visit www.CitizensAgainstReligiousBigotry.org .

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Jon Stewart Defends Republicans From Claims They Planted Alvin Greene

Going mysteriously opposite to contentions by some liberal media members, comedian Jon Stewart on Monday actually defended Republicans from claims they planted the hapless Alvin Greene in the South Carolina Democrat primary.  After a lengthy discussion concerning the absurdity of Greene’s victory, “The Daily Show” host played clips of media and Democrats alleging this was all a GOP plot. “This is the Republicans’ fault?” Stewart asked satirically. “This is the political equivalent of running yourself a warm bath, falling asleep next to it with your hand in the tub, wetting yourself, and then blaming the Republicans” (video follows with transcript and commentary, h/t Right Scoop ): JON STEWART, HOST: So out of nowhere a mysteriously uncommunicative man wins the Democratic primary for Senate in South Carolina with 60 percent of the vote. He crushed the other guy. I wonder how the Democrats in South Carolina are going to explain this. (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) UNIDENTIFIED CNN REPORTER: Allegations that a winning candidate was planted by Republicans. STATE REPRESENTATIVE BAKARIA SELLER (D-S.C.): I think that there’s something nefarious maybe going on. DICK HARPOOTLIAN, FORMER SOUTH CAROLINA DEMOCRATIC PARTY CHAIR: The problem here is not going to be in how the votes were tallied. It’s going to be how he got into the Democratic primary. REPRESENTATIVE JAMES CLYBURN (D-S.C.): I saw in the Democratic primary elephant dung all over the place. (END VIDEOTAPE) STEWART: Welcome to South Carolina. This is the Republicans’ fault? Really? Even if they fronted the patsy, y’all voted for him. They didn’t trick you. They didn’t enter a guy with a misleading name like Grit Gravy Biscuit or Nascar Johnson or Robert E. Leebowitz. It was Greene, Greene versus Rawl and 100,000 Democrats walked into a polling place and said, “I don’t know either of these guys. I guess I’m ill-informed and I could easily not vote BUT f–k it, I like the color green more than the color rawl.” Did the Republicans spend a lot of money on ads for Alvin Greene? No. Did they spend any money on ads for Alvin Greene? No. Did they ask Alvin Greene to leave his father’s basement once during the campaign? No. This is a prank? No. This is the political equivalent of running yourself a warm bath, falling asleep next to it with your hand in the tub, wetting yourself, and then blaming the Republicans. Isn’t it fascinating how an admittedly liberal comedian can understand the absurdity of Democrats blaming the Republicans for this matter, but a cable news network not only didn’t get it, but also propagated the Left’s pathetic claims with straight faces? Of course, maybe this explains why so many liberals believe they’re getting “news” when they watch “The Daily Show.” After all, despite the humorous content, Stewart regularly shows that the REAL JOKE on cable is MSNBC. 

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