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Lindsay Lohan Finds Her Inner Peace

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Paparazzi Photo Lindsay Lohan was back to her old self last night — flashing her trademark peace sign to photogs during a pit stop at a gas station in Hollywood. Let’s hope this is the only old habit she picks up again. Read more

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Gilbert Gottfried — I’m Not Done Roasting Lampanelli!

Filed under: Gilbert Gottfried , Comedy Central , Comedy Gilbert Gottfried claims some of his best material got cut from the ” Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff ” — but last night in NY, dude put the crosshairs right back on fellow roaster Lisa Lampanelli … and fired off a few rounds of comedy gold.… Read more

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Bloomberg: ‘100 Percent’ of 9/11 Families Support Ground Zero Mosque

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Michael Bloomberg www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might consider checking out the polls. He’s under the impression 100 percent of 9/11 families support building the Ground Zero Mosque at the current planned location. “The family members, they do care,” Bloomberg told “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart Aug. 26. “And the family members that I’ve talked to – and I’m chairman of the board of the World Trade Center Memorial – 100 percent in favor of saying, ‘These people, if they want to build a mosque, can build a mosque. The lives of our loved ones were taken because the right to build a mosque or say what you want to say was so threatening to people.'” Even Stewart, who takes Bloomberg’s side in supporting the mosque and has mocked opponents in several episodes of the hit comedy news program, couldn’t let Bloomberg’s exaggeration go unchecked. “I think the difficulty always is, unfortunately, I’m sure there are veterans who fought over there who feel we shouldn’t,” Stewart said. “I’m sure there are family members, maybe you haven’t heard of them, who feel we shouldn’t.” In fact there are many 9/11 family members speaking out against building a mosque so close to Ground Zero, including Neda Bolourchi, a Muslim woman whose mother died in the Sept. 11 attacks. Bolourchi is one of the numerous Muslim voices opposing the mosque, a demographic the media are mostly ignoring . The group Keep America Safe featured six more family members in a  video opposing  building the mosque near Ground Zero.  Others  have also spoken out. Bloomberg said opposition to the mosque is based on politics, and suggested most opponents don’t actually care about the issue. “There’s nothing new here,” he said, referring to the fact the project has been in the works for over a year. “The difference is we’re in an election season and this whole issue, I think, will go away right after the next election. This is, plain and simple, people trying to stir up things to get publicity and trying to polarize people so that they can get some votes, and I don’t think that most of the people who are yelling and screaming really care one way or another.” A recent  CBS News poll  found that 71 percent of respondents believe it is “not appropriate” to build the mosque a few blocks from Ground Zero, including a majority (57 percent) of Democrats. A  Time poll  found that 68 percent are following the issue “somewhat closely” or “very closely.”

Beck ‘On Crack, Taking Stupid Pills’ Say Mika, Joe

When Joe Scarborough wondered out loud “how many times can you set your hair on fire?” before viewers stop being shocked, you might have thought he was talking about Keith Olbermann, the man whose scenery-chewing soliloquies inspired an instant-classic Saturday Night Live skit . But no, Joe was speaking of Glenn Beck.  Perhaps the shot Scarborough took at Ed Schultz a couple weeks ago exhausted his monthly quota of internecine MSNBC insults. On today’s Morning Joe, Joe and Mika Brzezinski took turns ripping Beck’s promotion of the rally at the Lincoln Memorial he’s staging Saturday on the anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech.  Riffing off a Colbert Show segment showing clips of Beck, Mika claimed he sounded like a drama student “on crack.”  Scarborough, suggesting Mika might have gone too far, surmised Beck might merely have taken “stupid pills.” JOE SCARBOROUGH: Hey, I don’t get it. MIKA BRZEZINSKI: I don’t either. SCARBOROUGH:  How many times can you set your hair on fire before you stop having your viewers being shocked? BRZEZINSKI: It’s like the boy who cried wolf in drama form, on crack. SCARBOROUGH: On crack?  That’s awfully harsh. I don’t know if I’d go that far. BRZEZINSKI: It’s just silly: how many times can you set your hair on fire? SCARBOROUGH: On crack? Maybe he’s taking stupid pills.   I don’t think it’s crack. BRZEZINSKI: That’s better: you’re so smart.

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Stephen Colbert and Joe Biden to Honor Returning Troops

The Colbert Report host was not kidding when he mentioned a two-episode tribute to the troops last night . Comedy Central just sent out a press release announcing that the specials, entitled Been There: Won That: The Returnification of the American-Do Troopscape , will air on Sept. 8 and 9. Vice President Joe Biden, Gen. Ray Odierno And Sen. Jim Webb will be on hand to thank the troops, many of whom will be sitting in the studio audience and appearing from Iraq and Afghanistan. How are you going to honor the troops, real newscasters? [ The Colbert Report ]

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The Hoff — No Hard Feelings After Ultra-Brutal Roast

Filed under: David Hasselhoff , Comedy Central He was called an alcoholic … a disgrace … a disaster — but David Hasselhoff claims he has no hard feelings from Sunday night’s Comedy Central Roast … telling us, “no one laughed harder than me!” Hoff — whose liver was described as being “so black… Read more

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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert Retires, Jennifer Aniston Clears Up Those Pregnancy Rumors

Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson and the rest of the network late night personalities were still on vacation last night but there was plenty of fun to be had on cable. On Comedy Central, Stephen Colbert ripped a page out of Brett Favre’s playbook and a Daily Show correspondent professed his disappointment with Julia Roberts’ Eat, Pray, Love and its demonic Home Shopping Network products. Meanwhile over on E!, Jennifer Aniston addressed the many fictional rumors about her home life with MTV’ s latest VMA host .

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Jon Stewart Vulgarly Attacks GOP Concerns for Rising Taxes and Deficits

Comedian Jon Stewart on Wednesday joined the growing liberal chorus attacking Republicans for their concerns about rising taxes and exploding budget deficits. The only thing different about the “Daily Show” host’s approach was that he needed vulgarity to make his point. Potentially even worse, Stewart in his opening segment Wednesday actually used CNN’s Fareed Zakaria to support his view that letting the Bush tax cuts expire would be a good thing for the nation. Ironically, that was the only thing remotely funny about this sketch (video follows with partial transcript and commentary, extreme vulgarity warning, see BMI’s coverage as well ): The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Deductible Me www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party “Let’s begin tonight in D.C.,” Stewart said. “It’s our nation’s capital. For the last 18 or so months Barack Obama’s been the President and Democrats have controlled both houses of Congress. Purely by coincidence, that’s the exact same amount of time that Republicans have expressed a newfound concern for our nation’s financial stability.” To set-up this “Republicans are hypocrites skit,” Stewart played clips of Rep. Jeb Hensarling, R-Texas, Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., Rep. Eric Cantor, R-Va., Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio and former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich warning against the budget deficit. At that point, Stewart said, “The deficit wants to skullf–k your mother. It wants to eat your children after it shows your wife a level of physical passion you’ve never been able to provide.” But here was the real punchline: Stewart played a clip from the August 1 installment of CNN’s “Fareed Zakaria GPS” when the host of that show told his viewers that letting the Bush tax cuts expire would instantly shrink our nation’s deficit by 30 percent. After the clip ended, Stewart said Zakaria was right. That would have elicited uproarious laughter from a well-informed audience, for as NewsBusters reported shortly after Zakaria made this pathetic claim, nothing could be further from the truth. Supporting our view, the Heritage Foundation’s Brian Riedl has research that indicates these tax cuts were just a drop in the bucket of the overall federal budget deficit, and the real culprit is the explosion in spending – not the trotted out liberal misnomer that these tax cuts are responsible. Riedl explains the budget surplus forecasted at the end of the Clinton presidency was set to shift to a $6.1 trillion deficit and that the 2001 and 2003 Bush tax cuts were responsible for a mere 14 percent of this shift. The true culprit: the liberal sacred cow of entitlement spending. “Instead of closing the long-term deficit by splitting the difference between tax hikes and spending cuts, lawmakers should address the source-rising entitlement costs,” Riedl wrote. Indeed. In fact, even if the tax cuts were extended, revenues are projected to rise above the historical average by 2017. Contrary to Zakaria and Stewart’s view, this leaves surging spending responsible for the entire increase in long-term deficits. Business & Media Institute adviser and Cato Institute fellow Daniel Mitchell agrees, and refuted Zakaria’s claim on his Aug. 4 podcast . “Our real problem isn’t that deficits are large,” he said. “It is that the government is far, far too big. That’s what we should focus on, so he’s looking at a symptom rather than the underlying disease and then if we have to look at the issue of federal spending and federal revenue – even under the Obama budget projections – while low now because of the economic downturn – are going to climb to their historical post-World War average. We do not have, in other words, a shortage of revenue in the United States or in Washington, D.C. We have too much government spending.” On top of this, as NewsBusters reported a few hours before Stewart made his foolish comments, a new study published by the liberal Brookings Institution found the savings associated with just letting the Bush tax cuts expire on upper-income wage earners – what President Obama is advocating – to be minimal when compared to the current deficit totals. But facts weren’t getting in the way of Stewart’s populist rant as he next asked a truly absurd question: “How exactly can you be for deficit reduction and extending tax cuts? How do those two diametrically opposed thoughts exist in the same Party platform?” Well, Jon, here’s how: the last time Republicans cut taxes while controlling spending in the mid-1990s, the nation produced budget surpluses for four straight years while adding 12 million jobs to non-farm payrolls. Alas, this is an inconvenient truth Stewart and his ilk have chosen to ignore for over ten years, and Wednesday was no exception as the “Daily Show” host then played a clip of Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.) saying the following on “Meet the Press” Sunday: REP. MIKE PENCE (R-INDIANA): They talk about tax cuts the same way they talk about spending increases as though the government owned all of the money. They say, “Are they paid for?” Well, I think, I think deciding on a government spending increase is very different on whether or not we allow the American people to keep more of their hard-earned tax dollars. Makes sense, right? After all, it is OUR money! Obviously not according to Stewart, for he not only seemed totally perplexed by Pence’s logic, he mocked it by asking, “So, you’re saying money the government gets is different than money the government spends?” Well YEAH, Jon! When the government is spending $1.5 trillion MORE than what it takes in, there is a difference! A HUGE difference! Clearly missing this indisputable fact, Stewart said the deficit’s opinion on this matter can be summed up with a clip from the movie “Goodfellas”: ACTOR RAY LIOTTA: Business is bad? F–k you, pay me! Oh, you had a fire? F–k you, pay me! Place got hit by lightning, huh? F–k you, pay me!” In reality, although he clearly didn’t know it, Stewart was making the conservative point about the current administration and Party in power: regardless of how the economy and the American citizens are doing financially, today’s government acts like a Mafioso thug demanding to be paid. Thank you, Jon – we couldn’t have said it any better.

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Web Magazine Accused of Forging Stephen Colbert Interview

It is the kind of story that Stephen Colbert would likely lampoon on his Comedy Central talk show: Online literary magazine reaches out for an interview with a political figure, does not hear back from said political figure, and creates a nine-page interview transcript of an interview with the political figure, hoping that he never finds out. Only this time, the story pits Stephen Colbert as the victim and Wag’s Revue as the accused literary party. Click through for the non-explanation Revue offers its accusers.

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FBI Arrests 20-Year-Old For Terrorist Threats Against South Park

Three months after a radical Muslim website threatened South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone in response to an episode which portrayed the Prophet Mohammed in a bear costume, FBI officials have made an arrest in the case.

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