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Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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Selena Gomez “SEX OFFENDER” Performing in Brazil of the Day

Life’s unfair…most of the sex offenders I know can’t leave the country…or get jobs working in their field of choice…like being camp councillors, bus drivers, school teachers…..but Selena Gomez does it and she sells out stadiums… The only problem with waching Videos of Selena Gomez’s tight 15 year old body on a 19 year old who rapes underage boys…is that we have to listen to her garbage noises that come out of her fucking mouth…. She’s in brazil, she was in a bikini yesterday, ad I guess this is the reason why….to be pantsless on stage….like some hispanic beauty pageant in the back of a mexican restaurant costume…good times… Here she is from another angle showing off her low budget special effects for the perverts…..

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Selena Gomez “SEX OFFENDER” Performing in Brazil of the Day

Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski , some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

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Give Yourself a von Treat with Mr. Skin’s Guide to Lars von Trier [PICS]

Ok, so a Lars von Trier movie is hardly a light-hearted romp full of belly laughs and feel-good moments. But the Danish director has done a few things to make nudity fans smile- he pioneered the use of unsimulated sex in arthouse movies with The Idiots (1998), his production company Zentropia was the first to produce both mainstream films and hardcore porn, and he’s gotten Kirsten Dunst , Bryce Dallas Howard , Emily Watson , and Charlotte Gainsbourg to get nude on film. So to celebrate the long-awaited theatrical debut of Melancholia (2011), join Skin Central as we fast-forward to the good parts of this arthouse auteur’s oeuvre (try saying that three times fast)…after the jump!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s daugher can’t find her mother in the hospital!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s daughter, Constance Francesca, can’t find her mom in the hospital! She even tells us she checked herself into the hospital in order to try and make contact. Apparently, Constance blames Zsa Zsa’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, for keeping her mother from her, and plans on taking legal action. Yikes!! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com/hollywoodasithappens

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Leighton Meester on Mom’s Lawsuit: Get Outta Town!

Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester has had it with her mom. The actress has filed a petition with Los Angeles Superior Court asking a judge to throw out Constance Meester’s lawsuit – for $3 million, citing breach of contract – as a “matter of law” on the grounds that the allegations are frivolous. This is one ugly mother-daughter relationship. Why? Leighton’s lawyers say her mom is suing over “a non-existent ‘management agreement;” “an alleged ‘support agreement” and “an alleged settlement agreement.” The very notion that the star had an oral contract to pay her mother $10,000 a month for life is ridiculous, they say, and the fact that Leighton has been giving her money up until now – $7,500 a month in fact – means nothing. “None of these agreements are valid or enforceable as a matter of law,” the filing states . The 25-year-old actress sued her mom in July in order to have a judge declare that there never was any oral agreement and was promptly sued back. Leighton says she voluntarily gave Constance $7,500 a month to provide medical care for her younger brother, Lex, who had brain surgery last May. She says Constance used the cash for, among other things, procedures including “plastic surgery on her face and stomach, Botox and hair extensions.” Leighton has even considered trying to get custody of her brother . Her lawsuit asserts that the elder Meester is essentially a freeloader who refuses to work, instead opting to live off the generosity of her daughter. Constance does have a criminal past, having been in federal prison for her role in a drug smuggling ring (during which time she gave birth to Leighton). A hearing on the matter is scheduled for October 5. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Constance Jablonski Food Fetish with Titties for Vogue of the Day

I love models…I’m not so into the eating part of this shoot though…because a big reason why I love models is because of the not eating part but I have confidence that the second they were done being erotic with food in a see through shirt….that she spat it up…cuz otherwise she wouldn’t be my kind of model…she’d be a high metabolism, high energy, outgoing model…and those are the hardest ones to chase down back alleys….I need starved, crazed and weak from starvation, medicated and lathargic…it’s really the only way to catch a model and fuck a model…. All that to say, seeing her getting dirty like eating fruit like she’s eating wet pussy is fucking erotic…and this Constance Jablonsk is amazing…I’ve even posted her amazing tits in a car before …that’s how much I like her….

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Constance Jablonski Food Fetish with Titties for Vogue of the Day

I love models…I’m not so into the eating part of this shoot though…because a big reason why I love models is because of the not eating part but I have confidence that the second they were done being erotic with food in a see through shirt….that she spat it up…cuz otherwise she wouldn’t be my kind of model…she’d be a high metabolism, high energy, outgoing model…and those are the hardest ones to chase down back alleys….I need starved, crazed and weak from starvation, medicated and lathargic…it’s really the only way to catch a model and fuck a model…. All that to say, seeing her getting dirty like eating fruit like she’s eating wet pussy is fucking erotic…and this Constance Jablonsk is amazing…I’ve even posted her amazing tits in a car before …that’s how much I like her….

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Wanda Sykes: "I Was So Envious of Ellen DeGeneres"

Wanda Sykes’ talk show may be on Fox, but that doesn’t mean she’s gonna kiss ass when it comes to the network’s ultraconservative owner, Rupert Murdoch. “It’s…

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ACLU Investigating Fake Prom

POLITICS BUZZ : The Constance McMillen saga continues. First, her school refused to let her bring a female date to her prom. Then they canceled prom entirely. And now it's coming out that she may have been sent to a “fake prom” while the rest of her class partied at a secret location. The ACLU is on the case. Nice one, Itawamba County School District. ( Via .) The Best Links: McMillen: I Was Sent to Fake Prom Lesbian Couple Sent to Fake Prom Mississippi’s Prom Scandal Just Keeps Getting Uglier Lesbian Teen: School Sent me to Fake Prom Lesbian student accuses school of sending her to fake prom The Backstory: Let Constance Take Her Girlfriend to Prom! Read