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Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day

Madonna and Ariana Grande were at Art Basel, where they attempted to connect with what they feel is actual art, you know since they have been calling themselves artists fro their entire lives, but they are actually just dog shit, they are puppets that are used to sell product, who realize if they say they are art – and not actually ripping off art – or exploiting and shitting on art, then the people will believe, because people are fucking idiots… I mean that is assuming art actually exists, I know whenever I am faced with anyone who calls themselves an artist, they seem to be empty people trying to prove themselves to have some kind of purpose or vision – they need to share with the world – like self involved instagram models, only they can draw… Which is convenient – because Art Basel is a place where artists, celebs and instagram models merge – and come together at exclusive miami night clubs… It is safe to say that the only real art on display was Madonna and Arianna Grande dancing awkward, and I fucking love awkward dancing…but instead it was Madonna’s new ass implants… She’s 58 years old, and I guess willing to continue making a weird spectacle of herself, it is what she does and what makes her feel complete…the 58 year old trying to be a kardashian or some shit, instead of just being old and expiring madonna….she’s trying to be hot…and it’s so weird…that it is hot to me… The post Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bret Michaels Admitted to the Hospital with "Warning Stroke"

Sadly, more jokes about Bret Michaels’ affection for adult entertainment will need to wait a few days. The singer was rushed to the hospital yesterday after suffering a setback doctors have described as a “warning stroke.” On his official website, a statement reads Bret was “suffering numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands.” While conducting an MRI and a CT scan, doctors also discovered a hole in the singer’s heart. Neurosurgeon Joseph Zabramski says this news is “devastating to Bret and his family” and added: “The good news is that it is operable and treatable and we think we may have diagnosed the problem… it is great that he quickly reacted to the severe numbness and got to the hospital immediately. “I realize Bret wants to make a full recovery so that he can be active with his family, attempt to attend the finale of Celebrity Apprentice and especially get back on the road to continue making music. Without a doubt he is very determined to get healthy and make a 100 percent recovery. “Medically speaking it is a fantastic attitude both mentally and physically for him to have. However, Bret’s brain and body are not quite 100 percent yet, especially with the hole found in his heart.” A rep for Michaels sent out gratitude from her client to his fans, while saying Bret is “up, walking, talking” and “very happy to be alive.” We’d like him to remain that way, so let’s all encourage Bret to take it easy. There’s no rush to get back on tour. We’ll line up for tickets in two weeks or two years, man. Just get better.

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Late Night Highlights: More Tracy Morgan Set Stories, Plus the Misery of David Letterman and David Duchovny

A wave of sadness washed over last night’s 11:35 PM time slot, beginning with David Duchovny’s own brand of malaise that could fill oceans — or at least three segments on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno , where the Californication star discussed his many depression triggers. Meanwhile on CBS, David Letterman croaked through the Late Show , unwilling to let a little laryngitis force him into bed — or as Chris Rock said, “back to that mean wife in Connecticut.” After harping on the host’s sex scandal a few more beats, Letterman finally butted in with, “All right, enough about me and my misery.” Those soulful moments, as well as Luke Wilson’s admission that he is one bad movie away from a cable crime series, after the jump.

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Does Relativity Want James Bond?

Relativity Media has reportedly offered MGM $500 million to continue making films while it sorts out its sale and attempts to climb out from under billions in debt. Specifically the free-spending, Ryan Kavanaugh-led investors seem to want to get in on the next James Bond film (and presumably The Hobbit ) — otherwise he may as well spend around half that amount to poach MGM boss Mary Parent to go back to the Universal lot. But would Bond’s producers and/or Sam Mendes even make a 007 movie for the slimmer budget this implies, especially when you throw in two Hobbit movies (which would have to slim down themselves)? And isn’t the emphasis right now supposed to be on recovering debt through offloading MGM’ s library? Insert migraine here. [ Deadline ]

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