The NBA Finals will be decided in a winner-take-all Game 7 Thursday after Ray Allen rescued the Miami Heat from the precipice of defeat last night. Allen drained a late three-pointer to tie the game in regulation after LeBron James powered Miami to a frantic fourth-quarter rally and overtime escape. Ray Allen 3-Pointer Ties NBA Finals The Heat beat the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 to extend the NBA Finals as far as they can go and keep Miami’s hopes for a second straight title alive. Losing his headband but keeping his cool in playing the entire second half and overtime, James tallied 32 points, 10 rebounds and 11 assists. He made the go-ahead basket with 1:43 remaining in OT, and later called it “by far” the best game he’s ever been a part of. Can he top it tomorrow? Neither team has won successive games in the Finals, with the Spurs taking Games 1, 3, and 5, and the Heat answering in Games 2, 4, 6. Who will win Game 7? Who do you want to take the crown?
It’s Game On for the men of The Bachelorette season 9. Tonight they’ll compete for Desiree Hartsock ‘s affections over a rousing game of dodge ball. And one of them will get a special visitor. Who will survive tonight’s Rose Ceremony? Read our THG +/- recap now to find out! (Or just skip straight to The Bachelorette spoilers .) Chris Harrison shows up at Casa de Testosterone to say there will be three dates this week: Two group dates and one one-on-one date. There’s still a lot of tension with Ben. So Bension? Minus 4 (for my terrible joke). Chris, Brian, Drew, Michael, Brooks, Brad, Mikey, Brandon, Zack K., and Ben are invited on the first group date. None of them are impressed to be sharing a limo with Ben. They’ll be playing Dodgeball today. Here to school them in the ways of dodging and balling is a team from the National Dodgeball League. Which is apparently a thing. After the guys get initiated, and by initiated I mean pummeled, Chris shows up to divide the men into two teams. Only one team will move on to the second part of the date with Desiree. The other 5 will be returning to Casa de Testosterone. They’ll battle it out for the rest of the date in front of an audience of bystanders at an outdoor shopping mall who have no doubt been recruited for the express purpose of watching them throw balls at one another. Also, men. Throwing balls. I might be 12. The guys are given tiny shorts and tank tops and they’re taking it all in stride. Plus 8 . The red team is in it to win it. The blue team got Ben. They might turn on him. He should watch his back. Chris and Drew are the final men standing for their respective teams in Round One. Drew manages to best Chris and Round One goes to the Blue Team. Round Two, however, goes to the Red Team thanks to Brandon . At the beginning of Round Three, Brooks takes a weird spill at the ball line and can’t get up. His finger is broken and he heads to the hospital to have it reset. But the game must go on and the Red Team vows to win it for their boy Brooks. Chris and Zack are the final men standing and Zack puts Chris out of his dodgeball misery. The Blue Team gets to go on the rest of the date with Desiree. The Red Team gets to go home and ice Brooks’ finger. JUST KIDDING. Desiree declares them all winners so they’re all going to the after party . Plus 10. Except Brooks. Because he’s at the hospital. Minus 2. While Brooks is at the hospital having his finger reset, he passes out from the pain. But he’s still in his short-shorts and his tank top so I’m not really sure which is more embarrassing. Desiree makes a toast to Brooks and then asks Brad to visit the hotel rooftop with her. He needs to tell her about his past, which sounds juicy. He drops the bomb that he has a 3 year old son, Maddox. He has full custody of his son and only came here because Desiree was the bachelorette. Plus 10 to him for not using his son as a ploy to get her attention during the opening ceremonies. Chris makes a bold move to garner Desiree’s attention and steals her away to a special spot in the hotel: the helicopter pad. Des is impressed. Plus 7 . After their tiny conversation, he thinks he might get the rose. But Brooks is back. In his short-shorts and tank top. Plus 25 . She whisks him away immediately and they end up making out. Because of course they do. I’m Team Brooks, by the way. So far at least. Chris gets the rose and they get a private concert. And Chris gets to kiss Desiree while the other guys watch from above and stew and appear on the verge of man tears. Chris is “ecstatic” and calls this “the greatest moment on this journey so far.” He feels lots and lots of “chemistry” with Des. So that’s what we’re calling it these days. It’s time for the one-on-one date and Desiree has scheduled her date with Kasey . But before she can go on that date, Chris Harrison calls her to give her some news. One of the guys is being dishonest. Dun dun dun… Minus 12 . Kasey’s ready to have their date but first she has to talk to Brian . She leads with “is there anything you want to tell me?” And he says he’s feeling very strongly for her. He tells her his past relationship was over a long time ago even if they only broke up a short time ago and in walks Chris Harrison with Brian’s “ex” girlfriend. Minus 15 . The guys are shocked! And angry! Some of them may be eyeballing her in case they’re sent home this week! Hey, baby, can I get your number?? This feels so fake! At least her tears do. When she flips the anger switch it feels real. And Brian just sits there kind of embarrassed and sheepish like a guy who’s been caught. Apparently, she has a son and he cares about her but she tried to break up with him and he said no, they just needed a break. And drama drama drama. Two nights before going to L.A. to find love with Des, Brian slept with his not-really ex-girlfriend. Who is apparently a little nuts and likes to throw actual rocks at his face. Des makes the decision to send the “lying, cheating, deceitful pig” packing immediately. Plus 8 . And another Plus 5 for the giant bouncer, Paulie. I’ll bet he’s really a big teddy bear. When Des tells the guys what just happened, the look between Michael and Brooks is priceless. Truly awesome. She gives the guys the opportunity to tell her anything they need to tell her and no one makes a move. She and Kasey head off on their date. Finally. Plus 10 . Sidenote: If I were taking a drink every time someone said “for the right reasons” or a variation thereof tonight, I’d be, well, incredibly drunk. Incredibly. So drunk this would be unintelligible. Brandon gets the man tears thinking about his life and how he grew up and how Brian cheated on a single mom. He’s, like, legit upset about this to the point that I wonder if he’s been hitting the sauce before breakfast. Desiree and Kasey are ready to have some fun on their date. And that fun involves rappelling down the side of a building while sky dancing. It’s called Bandaloop. Kasey says it feels like they’re sharing a moment no one else will share. Well, Kasey, that’s because you are. Minus 8 The rest of their date is supposed to be on the rooftop of the building they just danced down, but out of nowhere the wind picks up and there’s no way for them to have a conversation. So they jump into the pool. And freeze. And kiss. While the stuff on the roof blows down around them. Despite the disaster that was their date, she gives him a rose anyway. The disaster wasn’t his fault. Plus 9. Back at Casa de Testosterone, the guys headed on group date #2 load into a stagecoach to go meet Desiree. A stagecoach. With horses. A team of them. Okay, then. They’re taken to the scene of a western where Desiree is in a period costume from the Wild West. The guys will be going through Cowboy Bootcamp with the stunt team from the Disney movie The Lone Ranger . Plus 2 for mention of Johnny Depp!! The guys are all really great sports about learning to lasso and fight. I’m pretty sure they all knew how to quick draw their pistols before this, though. Ahem . Desiree plays the damsel in distress and the guys mount their horses. The one who rescues her best will get some extra time with Desiree later. Dan splits his pants. Zak makes her laugh. Juan Pablo uses his super powers of sex appeal and wins the competition. Plus 7 . And now we’re treated to a commercial for the upcoming flick. And also to a liplock between Desiree and Juan Pablo, which she calls “passionate.” Following their private viewing of The Lone Ranger , Desiree and Juan Pablo rejoin the rest of the guys. Bryden gets the time with Desiree first. He’s so delightfully awkward. Plus 3 . Zak W. pays her a great compliment when he says she’s a team player who makes everyone comfortable. They laugh really well together. Good, hearty belly-laughing from the two of them. Plus 5 . James is maybe more awkward than Bryden. He’s worried about his dad back home and his head isn’t all the way in the game. He asks her if she sees something more between the two of them and she gives him the rose to alleviate his worries. Plus 2 . Chris shows up at the house and says that tonight’s cocktail party has been canceled. Instead, Des wants to have a “relaxed, chill” pool party. Ben’s already up to his antics. Minus 15 . He sneaks out the door and grabs her as soon as she pulls up, enticing her to go for a drive before going in to see the other guys. He kisses her in plain view of the other guys and then tells her the car ride is “their little secret.” He’s so skeevy and she doesn’t see it. Minus 10 . Mikey and Chris set Ben up and he lies about spending time with Desiree before the pool party. He lies to Kasey and James, too. Minus 4 . Mikey and Michael call him out on it and he says he doesn’t kiss and tell. Then Michael says he can’t unscramble that egg and I decide that’s a line I’m going to use in real life from now on. Plus 3 for that. Brandon grabs her for some alone time and tells her about how hard it was to hear about Brian. Then he promises no man tears. And he promises never to hurt her or take her for granted. And that he’s falling in love with her. And then he kisses her. Finally! The Rose Ceremony! Brian is already out. James, Kasey, and Chris have roses from the dates. Joining them are: Bryden Juan Pablo Zak W. Brooks Drew Zack K. Brad Michael G. Mikey Ben Leaving tonight: Brandon Dan Maybe Brandon’s man tears were too much for her? Or his declaration of love? She tells him he’s an incredible person but just not the one for her. She goes after him and tells him it needed to be now instead of later. She didn’t feel the chemistry he felt. He’s so morose. Put him in one of those hook-up houses that’ll come out later this summer, okay? Brandon needs some love. Or lust. Whichever. EPISODE TOTAL: +44 SEASON TOTAL: +147
When the women of The Real Housewives of Orange County party, they party . Or at least Vicki does. And she drags Tamra and Lydia along on her whoop-it-up spree. Gretchen doesn’t like it. Things are heating up with the women south of the border! Let’s recap it now with our THG +/- review! Vicki, Tamra, and Lydia finally arrive at Andale’s. Now maybe Vicki will shut up about whooping it up at Andale’s. Maybe. (Probably not.) Gretchen and Heather are in the back of the limo waiting for the end of the bathroom trip of eternity. Gretchen starts telling Heather the tales Laurie told her about Vicki and Heather doesn’t want to hear it. Plus 2 . They get out of the limo and into a cab to go back to the resort. Tamra hails her own cab by dancing on top of one and declaring that there’s no better woman to party with than Vicki Gunvalson. In the limo, Lydia and Tamra tell Vicki they’re blaming her for ditching Heather and Gretchen. Then there’s talk of bunions. Minus 8 . The three of them go in to Heather’s room to apologize but Heather’s not having it. Neither is Gretchen. Tamra can’t stop laughing which just makes Gretchen and Heather more angry. She asks Tamra how Tamra could just run off like that and Tamra points at Vicki. Buzz kill. Minus 20. But they kind of deserved it for ditching the girls. Back in Tamra’s room, Vicki laughs that her “plan” worked! And then she pees Tamra’s bed. Minus 50. May clearer heads–and cleaner sheets–prevail the next day. The ladies meet in the lobby and plan to go see the town. Gretchen thanks Vicki for showing up at their rendezvous and Vicki keeps walking right out the door and straight to the limo. Minus 12 . Heather and Lydia decide to skip the penis straws in their mimosas. Lydia asks if they’re all good about last night. Heather says she’s not happy and was embarrassed and everything felt really sad. But she’s trying to move on in the spirit of having a good weekend. Plus 10 . After watching a baby bull fight a matador, the women have regrouped themselves in the limo. Lydia, Vicki, and Tamra on one end and Heather and Gretchen on another. The trio recounts their fun from the following night and Heather chimes in that they didn’t get that fun, so that’s a bummer for them. There’s cat fighting in the limo and Lydia calls Gretchen “negative.” With the desire for everything to be so positive all the time are we sure Lydia doesn’t take hits of her mom’s bong when Grandma’s not looking? Gretchen starts to cry and Tamra tries to console her. Then Vicki gets angry. Minus 6. Once they’re back at the resort, Vicki and Lydia head down to sit by the pool. Tamra and Heather join them and Gretchen follows shortly after bearing gifts. Plus 10 . Vicki mocks the fact that there are Gretchen Christine products in their goodie bags. When tension rises between Gretchen and Vicki, Tamra tries to break it by telling them all about Vicki peeing her bed. “I leaked. I’m gonna own it,” says Vicki. And then she says that we’ve all done it at least once in our lives. Ummmm…moving on. Tamra asks Gretchen to go take a walk with her and Vicki starts in on how Gretchen is the reason she and Tamra aren’t close friends anymore. Every word out of Vicki’s mouth drips with disdain for Gretchen. She’s condescending and rude and Gretchen does an excellent job of keeping her cool. Plus 5 to Gretchen for that. Minus 20 to Vicki for being a raging lunatic. Tamra tells Gretchen about Vicki’s “my plan worked” comment and then the camera flashes back to Vicki and Lydia talking. Vicki thinks that Gretchen should look to her as a mentor. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Minus 10 . Back on the beach, Gretchen asks Tamra why she pushes people away when they get close to her. Tamra starts to cry and tells Gretchen about her newfound revelation that feelings are okay. Tamra gravitates to people like Tamra because they don’t “get deep.” They don’t make her confront herself. Team Gretchen. Back in OC, Alexis and Jim go to dinner. She’s not jealous of the other women who are whooping it up in Mexico, but she’s totally jealous. Minus 4 Lydia called her and doesn’t know what to do about the strippers who are coming to play later. Jim shuts down conversation about the women and asks to be left out of it. So Alexis says she wants to have another baby. Jim says they can talk about it again in 5 years. She counters with 6 months. Then she says the dumbest thing she’s said all season: “You may be faster, but I will outrun you. You know what that means?” No, Alexis, just like Jim, NONE OF US know what that means. Minus 10. And Minus 10 more for making us think about you and Jim doing the dirty. Gretchen has decked out their resort suite for Tamra’s night. She’s also vowed to have fun with Vicki for Tamra’s sake. After a quick cocktail, Tamra opens a present and then dinner is served. Strangest revelation of the night is that Lydia shops at Victoria’s Secret. Heather shops at…I’m not sure where she shops. But she bought Tamra a diamond-studded whip. And a pregnancy test. And hand sanitizer. And latex gloves. Plus 12. And Vicki buys her the largest dildo ever. Once dinner winds down a bit, Lydia excuses herself to go and call Doug. She doesn’t want to see the strippers Gretchen has hired to tantalize Tamra. Except they don’t tantalize so much as nearly violate her. It’s not exactly clear if Gretchen hired strippers or prostitutes. But hey, fun was had by all, I guess. Plus 5. Just for funsies, here’s Heather’s face while the Magic Mikes were doing their, uh, Tamra, Gretchen, and Vicki. Safety first! Lydia joins the girls for breakfast the next morning and Tamra doesn’t quite understand why she could dance on a bar but not stay for the strippers. Me either, Tamra. Oh well. Until next time… EPISODE TOTAL: -106 SEASON TOTAL: -32
Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries really kicked the proverbial hornet’s nest. By remarking, basically, that his clothing company caters only to “the cool kids” and he doesn’t want any fat girls in his stores, he caused a major uproar. Stars like Kirstie Alley and Ellen slammed A&F for sending such a message, and now a blogger named Jes (a.k.a. The Militant Baker) has upped the ante. Recreating popular topless Abercrombie ads (and wearing their clothes) in a series of photos, the Size-22 Jess says A&F should stand for “Attractive & Fat.” She published the images – which should make Jeffries cringe – on her blog, with an open letter to the company lamenting its stance on “larger people.” Jeffries told Business Insider that A&F is “exclusionary,” and for “cool and popular kids … a lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes] and they can’t belong.” Jes writes that she hopes one day all ads, even A&F’s, will feature plus-size females or “unconventional models” with “not short, not fat, professional models.” H&M’s swimsuit model in this summer’s catalog qualifies, but somehow we don’t see A&F following suit – even if, as Jes notes, their clothes do fit her. Take a long look, Mike! Check out more of Jes’ photos below:
Rihanna is avoiding some crotch shot, showing some thick thigh, with a classy purse that says “RICH” on it…because you guessed it…she’s rich….and more importantly…that’s probably the only word she knows how to spell….because she’s dropped out of school at 14 to become rich….and thanks to the paparazzi, her fame, the public image, advertising that she’s rich with her clothing and accessories, is up on some trashy shit…this is some redneck lottery winner in his brand new fishing boat called “Millionaire Bessy”….or some shit no one really needs to see cuz all of us motherfuckers are struggling to pay the fucking rent….asshole. This is almost as obnoxious as when she goes back to Barbados and makes the cool kids from her high school do maid service shit for her….you know to get back at them….and show them who is rich…. TO SEE HER ON THE BEACH IN A BIKINI BOTTOM FOLLOW THIS LINK
My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…
A while ago, I wrote a MBE on June 27th, 2010. I met Scooter and Ryan. I thought that was the best thing that would ever happen to me. But on October 20th, 2012 my life changed. I had a BieberFever account a long time ago, but kind of forgot about it, and then I heard there were contests on there to meet Justin. I combined my stuff with my friend’s for the merch contest and sent in the photo. I knew I had a very slim chance at winning this. I bought 10th row tickets from the pre-sale for $250 each. It was worth every penny . So it was the night of the concert (October 20th) and my friend was at my house making shirts for the concert. At 3:14 p.m. an email popped up on my phone, “CONGRATULATIONS LORA! YOU’RE OFFICIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND THE PHOTO MEET AND GREET TOMORROW NIGHT!” My friend didn’t see it at first. I just started balling my eyes out. She was freaking out and I think my mom knew what was up and was recording me. I was sobbing telling her we were going to meet Justin Bieber. Yes, Justin Bieber, the one I’ve supported since December 2008. I couldn’t believe it. I never thought anything like this would EVER happen to me. It turns out, my 3 friends on Twitter also won the contest. I couldn’t sleep that night, I literally made sure all of my hair and make up was perfect and then we went to the concert. We got there around noon and couldn’t pick up our wristbands until about 4, so in the mean time, I met Kenny and talked to him on his cool segway. We went to the box office and to get our passes, and the lady had no clue what we were talking about. My heart just dropped. I had to show her the email, and she had to get about 15 people to find out where our darn passes were. We finally got them in the envelope where it gave us our directions and we met up with my Twitter friends. We were all freaking out and singing his songs. We got inside and they said we had to be in groups of 6, which was perfect because there was 6 of us. The whole time in line I was thinking to myself, “I’m not ready for this, I’ve waited my whole life. I can not believe this is actually happening. It can’t happen now because I don’t want it to ever end.” The line had a ton of people and took about 2 hours. When we were by the curtain, Kenny was right there. He did a little handshake with me and opened the curtain. I didn’t know Justin would be right behind the curtain, I thought he’d be in a separate area. But no, on October 21, 2012 at 5:10 p.m. I met Justin. I was the first one in my group to walk through the curtain and I just froze. The first thing that popped into my head was, “perfect.” There was not a single flaw on him, he had perfect hair, eyes, shoes, pants, shirt – you name it. His perfect-self smiled and asked, “Hey, How are you?” I said, “I’m great, how are you?” As we were getting lined up, I got to stand next to him and he smelt like pure heaven. It was a scent indescribable. I said to him, “You smell really good!” He laughed and said, “Well, thank you!” We took the picture and I hugged him. I told him I loved him and he said “Aww, I love you to.” He hugged me even tighter. I was walking out and turned back, and I saw him looking at me with his gorgeous brown eyes and pearl white teeth smiling at me. We all started balling our eyes out. They cut off our wristbands and at this time I knew that was it. I couldn’t be more thankful for this experience. It was the best night of my life and I never thought it would ever happen. I want all of you to really believe in yourselves, because I honestly never thought I’d get to meet him after 5 years. It was the most amazing feeling to finally have my whole world in my arms. Never Say Never. -@BiebersShawtie See more here: A while ago, I wrote a MBE on June 27th, 2010. I met Scooter and…
Bar Refaeli has had a profound impact on many young males, but none more so than Jesse Helman, who made out with her in last night’s Super Bowl ad for GoDaddy. His life has been transformed for the better, he says. Bar Rafaeli Super Bowl Commercial The ad, which somehow made Danica Patrick irrelevant, touted the sexy side (Bar) and smart side (Jesse) of domain registration staple GoDaddy. “I’ve actually had guys tweet me that they wish they were me, and girls tweet me saying they wish they were Bar,” Helman says of his Super Bowl spot. The interest from the ladies isn’t just of the cyber variety, he tells TMZ. “I have girls run up to me and take pictures with me, tweet me for dates,” he says. Jesse says his career has also exploded … saying, “There are lots of inquiries coming in to my agent and manager, their phone has been ringing off the hook.” He adds that he’s trying to just “enjoy the moment right now.” Bottom line? Making out with one of the hottest women in the history of human civilization puts you on a lot of people’s radar and ups your cool quotient. Crazy, we know. Also crazy? These Bar Refaeli bikini pics . Crazy hot is what we’re saying.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like to pretend that “Home Is Where the Art Is” but it’s really where the spirits find their portals. We recap who bought sexy mannequins and who channeled their inner 1980s dancer in our THG +/- review. We pick up at that abysmal group dinner with Mauricio still making an ass out of himself. Minus 20 . Does Kyle invite Brandi to events just to watch other people yell at her? I’m sensing a pattern here. In a shocking turn, Kyle actually asks her husband to stop making a scene. Plus 11. Now why couldn’t she have done that with Faye at that dinner party in her home? Plus 15 because Ken and Lisa finally come to Brandi’s defense. No matter what the difference of opinion, attacking Brandi in public isn’t the way to handle it and it’s nice that someone at the table stood up to Mauricio. And when did Mauricio become such a drama queen? Minus 10 to Brandi for losing her cool. If she could just hold her temper and not tell people to F-off when they deserve it, she could come off looking good in all of this. Instead Kyle, Mauricio, Kim, and Taylor toast as they bad mouth Brandi when she heads to the restroom. Minus 13. Then, in the most pathetic move of the night, Mauricio tries to tell Brandi his attack was nothing personal. Minus 22. Seriously? How mean could he have been if he really hated her? And in a move that’s become downright habitual, Taylor manages to make the whole incident about her. Minus 11. I know I’m bored with Taylor. Apparently both Camille and Yolanda are tired of her antics as well. Speaking of Yolanda, Taylor snipes that she knows some dirt about her husband. Minus 9 because she never says exactly what that is. Either put up or shut up Taylor. Yolanda certainly doesn’t look like she’s worried about anything Taylor has to say. She’s off decorating mansions in her spare time for her ex-husband Mohamed. Over at Kim’s, she’s called in a psychic for her ghostly activity. Yup, there are spirits roaming her home and she wants psychic Rebecca’s help to get to know them better. Plus 12. Rebecca’s full of helpful information. There’s some strange woman’s spirit sitting on the end of Kim’s bed and a bunch of future grandchildren running around. No, you can’t see them, but trust me. They’re there and they make Kim feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or perhaps that’s the hearts she sees dancing in her fireplace. Has Kim been drinking again? No, Rebecca assures her that’s simply a spiritual portal she’s witnessing. Who knew Kim had such vision? Paul and Adrienne come out of hiding once more. Apparently Brandi’s big revelation was so upsetting they ran to New York to get away. Minus 20 . If they aren’t going to tell the audience what the secret that won’t be named is, I wish they’d all stop talking about it. It’s gotten boring. I also wish Kyle would stop pretending to be Brandi’s friend when she’s obviously not. She’ll side with Paul and Adrienne at every turn. With Brandi, she’s nothing but passive aggressive no matter how much she laments being caught in the middle of this feud. Minus 18. And can someone tell Kyle to buy longer matches or have an automatic igniter installed in that fireplace before she sets herself or the house ablaze? But Kyle’s got big plans. She’s opening up a new retail store with mean girl buddy, Faye and they head off to admire the boob jobs of mannequins. Minus 15 . It was kind of creepy to watch them feel up plastic women. All of the ladies head to Daniel Maltzman’s gallery opening where Yolanda haggles to get a deal on a painting and Ken hangs out with the women from the Amazon. You have to love that Ken can laugh at himself. Plus 14 when he looks at the photo and asks, “Who’s that bloody midget in the middle?” Kyle’s in attendance and wearing an outfit that makes her look like she just walked out of a 1980s music video. Minus 25 . The woman has to hire a better stylist. The headband alone had me seeing flashbacks. Then she hooks up with Paris Hilton. Apparently they’re related. That explains so much. Brandi’s trying hard to make friends, or at least mend fences. She invites the ladies to her stripper pole party. She’s going to be giving classes on getting your sexy back. Plus 21 . I wouldn’t miss that for the world. And then Brandi invites the ladies to Vegas. What could possibly go wrong there? Episode total = -50! Season total = -316!
