Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life.. I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo… The post Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , then you’re probably aware that the bulk of the show’s most recent season was devoted to planning and preparing for the wedding of Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney. It was an interesting choice from a narrative perspective, as viewers have never been that crazy about the Dueling Bubbas as a couple, but it paid off in the form of gender-bending bachelor parties and numerous cameos from Tequila Katie. And to top it all off, Schwartz and Maloney’s wedding was a genuine tearjerker, complete with earnest vows and a weird scene in which Stassi Schroeder opened up to her mom about crying after orgasms. None of that was enough to make us forget that Tom and Katie have the most dysfunctional relationship since the other Tom and Katie, but it was a surprisingly heartfelt finale from a cast that’s usually more concerned with other throbbing organs. All in all, we wouldn’t say we’re stunned by reports that there’s Bubba trouble going on, but we are surprised that the Schwartzes weren’t able to keep up appearances a bit longer. Reports of Tom and Katie’s struggles come from their mutual “friend” Jax Taylor, who’s not the most reliable source on … well, anything, really, but he’s still creating quite a stir with one of his latest tweets. “What up with your boy Schwartz? Marriage over?” a fan asked Taylor. “Yeah he dipped out of the country,” Jax Taylor explained. “He said f this and left. Apparently going on a poker tour was more important.” Now, it’s entirely possible that Jax is joking. But if that’s the case, he picked a rather strange topic to kid around about. Tom and Katie getting a quickie divorce is way too plausible a scenario to be funny. It’s like joking about Trump bringing about a nuclear apocalypse. Stuff that seems incredibly likely to actually happen just doesn’t elicit the LOLs, ya know? It’s worth noting that Schwartz, usually a frequent tweeter, hasn’t posted anything to Twitter in over a week. Katie has tweeted, but she hasn’t mentioned Tom, and you’d have to go back to March to find a photo of the couple on her Instagram. So maybe Tom and Katie haven’t called it quits yet – but it sounds like they’re not exactly jumping on Oprah’s couch about how much they love married life. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
Apega/WENN.com Rumor control… Tinashe Explains Her Colorism Comments After getting obliterated on social media, Tinashe is explaining the convoluted comments that landed her in hot water. Tinashe recently chatted with The Guardian about her upbringing and life in the music industry. Things got especially interesting however when the “Too On” songstress spoke on colorism in the black community. According to Tinashe, in the music biz you’re “either Rihanna or Beyonce… “It’s kind of like sport; people feel like they have to pick a side.” Suddenly she springs forward, her default laid-back demeanour temporarily out of the window. “There are hundreds of [male] rappers that all look the same, that sound the same, but if you’re a black woman, you’re either Beyoncé or Rihanna. It’s very, very strange.” Judy Eddy/WENN.com and sometimes the biracial songstress doesn’t feel “fully accepted” in the black community. “Tinashe’s mixed-race heritage, which was used “as another example of why I was different” during those difficult school years, also remains an issue. “There’s colourism involved in the black community, which is very apparent,” she says carefully. “It’s about trying to find a balance where I’m a mixed woman, and sometimes I feel like I don’t fully fit into the black community; they don’t fully accept me, even though I see myself as a black woman. That disconnect is confusing sometimes.” A shrug. “I am what I am.” Did you notice that she didn’t say her light skin tone is to blame for her shaky career??? Tinashe’s since taken to Twitter to defend herself and she’s adamant that her comments were taken completely out of context. https://twitter.com/Tinashe/status/874667420434157568 https://twitter.com/Tinashe/status/874683574166798336?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fallhiphop.com2F062Ftinashe-responds-backlash-colorism-comments%2F What do YOU think about Tinashe explaining her colorism comments??? Paul Morigi/Getty Images More of her explanation on the flip. https://twitter.com/Tinashe/status/874665185721556996?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fallhiphop.com2F062Ftinashe-responds-backlash-colorism-comments%2F In totally unrelated news, Tinashe once licked a tiny toilet for a photo shoot. https://twitter.com/beneviera/status/874648274694803457 We just wanted to point that out because it’s quite strange, carry on. https://twitter.com/Tinashe/status/875014175596068865
(WENN) Last night, Women In Film, Los Angeles hosted the 2017 Crystal + Lucy Awards® presented by Max Mara and BMW at The Beverly Hilton. Two of our FAVORITE women on the planet were in the building — Tracee Ellis Ross and Lupita Nyong’o. (WENN) Both Tracee and Lupita looked incredible, but if you had to pick one, Who Looked More Bangin’? Hit the flip for more photos and details from the event (Apega/WENN) The Crystal Award honoree Elizabeth Banks and Lucy Award honoree Tracee Ellis Ross each received special video messages from former First Ladies. Following Ross’ acceptance speech, she was surprised with a video message from Mrs. Obama. In the video, Mrs. Obama congratulated Ross and said, “You are brilliant, you are hilarious, and you are one of the most talented actors I know. Your character on Black-ish, Bow, is an inspiration for folks across this country.” Before Elizabeth Banks was presented the Crystal Award by Donna Langley, she was surprised with a video message from Senator Hillary Clinton. In the video, Clinton thanked Women In Film for “more than 40 years of championing gender parity in media on and off the screen.” And shared, “I want to congratulate my dear friend Elizabeth Banks… You are not only a creative force in front of the camera and behind it – you are a passionate advocate for women’s equality and opportunity.” Lupita Nyong’o presented the BMW Dorothy Arzner Directors Award to her Queen of Katwe director Mira Nair.
James T. Hodgkinson has been identified as the man who opened fire with a semiautomatic weapon on Wednesday morning in Alexandria, Virginia. As previously reported, the incident took place around 7 a.m. on a baseball field where Republican Congressmen were taking batting and fielding practice. Five people were reportedly injured in the attack, most prominent among then Representative Steve Scalise from Louisiana . He’s been listed in stable condition and his office confirmed that Scalise was in “good spirits” upon wheeled in for surgery at a local hospital. Rand Paul was among those present during the attack and described the baseball field as a “killing field” during an interview on Morning Joe . He said the death toll would have been unimaginable if not for the swift actions of Capitol Police. Added Congressman Mo Brooks, who estimates that Hodgkinson fired at minimum 50 rounds before authorities took him out. “I see a rifle… I hear another blam… at the same time I heard Steve Scalise scream. He was shot… It sure as heck wasn’t an accident. He was going after elected officials.” It has since been confirmed that Hodgkinson asked someone close to the baseball field whether the man playing on it were Republicans or Democrats. As of 9:45 a.m. EST, Steve Scalise was in stable condition and entering surgery following a heinous attack orchestrated by James T. Hodgkinson. “We may have our differences, but we do well, in times like these, to remember that everyone who serves in our nation’s capital is here because, above all, they love our country,” President Trump said in a statement, adding: “We can all agree that we are blessed to be Americans, that our children deserve to grow up in a nation of safety and peace, and that we are strongest when we are unified and when we work together for the common good.” “Please take a moment today to cherish those you love, and always remember those who serve and keep us safe. God bless them all, God bless you, and God Bless America.” The President also confirmed that James T. Hodgkinson is dead from the injuries he sustained upon exchanging gunfire with officers. This is what we know about James T. Hodgkinson: – He was a 66-year old resident of Belleville, Illinois. – He belonged to a number of anti-Republican groups, including one called “Terminate the Republican Party.” – He was a licensed home inspector from 1994 to 1997 and also from 2003 through 2016. – Two days ago, Hodgkinson shared an angry tweet about President Trump on Facebook. It reads as follows: I Want to Say Mr. President, for being an ass hole you are Truly the Biggest Ass Hole We Have Ever Had in the Oval Office. – He has been arrested or cited for such offenses such as: Failing to obtain electrical permits, damaging a motor vehicle, resisting a peace officer, eluding police, criminal damage to property, driving under the influence and assorted traffic violations. Hodgkinson also volunteered for the Presidential campaign of Senator Bernie Sanders in 2016. Upon learning this piece of information, Sanders released the following statement: “I am sickened by this despicable act. Let me be as clear as I can be: “Violence of any kind is unacceptable in our society and I condemn this action in the strongest possible terms.” Law enforcement officials say there’s no reason to believe the assailant had ties to international terrorism. Two firearms, a rifle and a handgun, were recovered from the scene, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives say. The shooting also wounded two members of a dignitary protection unit of the U.S. Capitol Police,. along with two members of the Capitol Police. All are in good condition.
Demi Moore appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Monday to promote her upcoming movie, Rough Night . But it was a rough photo the actress showed off to the audience that has the Internet talking today. And what users are saying goes something like this: WTH happened?!? “You sent us a photo and it’s the most insane thing I’ve ever seen,” Fallon said at one point in his interview. “How did this happen?” Fallon then held up a picture of Moore on her sofa at home. At least we assume it was a picture of Moore. One would be forgiven for being confused, considering the woman in the photograph was missing her front two teeth. “I sheared off my front teeth,” the 54-year old actress said simply. Well, yes. That much is apparent. But HOW? “I’d love to say it was skateboarding or something really kind of cool, but I think I think it’s something that’s important to share, because I think it’s literally, probably after heart disease, one of the biggest killers in in America, which is stress,” she explained, addingL: “Stress sheared off my front teeth. But, in an effort to get ready for you, I wanted to make sure my teeth were in.” Moore went on to say she really is missing “both” of her front teeth, although “the picture is only minus one.” The actress joked that her kids “love” her toothless appearance “because they think it makes me look more vulnerable and more human.” We guess we can understand that. Demi Moore is one of the most beautiful actresses of all-time. That can be intimidating for anyone to encounter, even for her children. In all seriousness, though, Moore dropped the stress-related PSA story and said she “literally knocked [the teeth] out” not very long ago. “It was almost like it fell out and my warranty was up. I swear!” she said. “Thank God for modern dentistry. All of you who go out and practice modern dentistry – thank God!” Moore proceeded to shared a video of herself acting all silly on Snapchat, explaining that it was filmed at her dentist’s office. Drugs can be a wonderful thing, you know? “People have a hard time at the dentist,” she told the host, “And I think it can be a lot of fun.” Incredibly, this is the second time Moore has lost a tooth. Way back in October of 2010, during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show – filmed while she was still married to Ashton Kutcher – Moore told a similar tale of what transpired. “Thank God for modern dentistry,” she said at that time as well, continuing: “I had a bad bite and knocked my own front tooth out, which basically fell out into my hand, and I just thought my warranty was up. That was it. “I called out and said, ‘Baby, my tooth has fallen out of my head.'” At the time, Moore saids he was clenching her teeth and was “a little too tense” in hindsight. “I was sitting at my desk and I felt something drop and I caught it and looked down, and there was my tooth.” These things happen? We guess? And when you’re Demi Moore, apparently they happen more than once.
Nobody likes to have to wait too long for their food, and fast food restaurants are supposed to live up to their names. But most people don’t get so hangry that they feel the need to call the police . McDonald’s chicken nuggets are a fan-favorite. Sure, health nuts and vegans don’t especially care for them, but in general, people crave the flavorful little delights and their various dipping sauces. But a woman in Waco, Texas apparently loves them too much. According to Waco police Sergeant W. Patrick Swanton, a woman called 911 because her chicken nugget order had taken too long and was insufficiently cooked and she believed that she should receive them for free. Police arrived as she was making the call — because employees had already called 911, reporting that the customer had become belligerent and confrontational. Swanton’s post to the department’s Facebook page was fairly lighthearted: “Yes it happens!! We actually had the chicken nugget call last night!” He added a little more information. “Officers called to a restaurant drive-thru because a customer was mad her nuggets didn’t get cooked quick enough and why she couldn’t get them for free.” She got a refund but she did not get her nuggets for free. On the plus side, she got to drive off instead of going to jail for causing a disturbance or abusing 911, so we’d say that she was pretty lucky. McDonald’s is as famous for its selection of food as it is for its propensity for terrifying mascots. It’s a popular enough chain to be involved in viral milkshake stories and actual news reports about car-driving 8-year-olds . So we guess that it’s no real surprise that Sgt. Swanton referred to the McDonald’s calls as ” the chicken nugget call.” As in, it’s the sort of fabled nonsense that people call in to 911 all over the country, and it finally happened in Waco. We’ve heard of that sort of thing with people furiously calling the police over late pizza deliveries — we’ve all felt that blend of fury and hunger, but most don’t lose their minds enough to actually dial 911. So we guess that it’s no real surprise that it happens at McDonald’s from time to time. But it is sad, though. Like, people should be more responsible. The employees probably should have made the nuggets faster and cooked them more thoroughly. And the customer should definitely have acted more like a person and less like a hunger-induced tantrum. In the not-so-distant future, it’s pretty likely that fast food places will be mostly or entirely automated. Maybe then, customers can get their food at exactly the expected rate. Maybe even delivered by drones. In the meantime, though, McDonald’s is run by humans and sometimes humans mess up, or work slowly, or are in the middle of cleaning the fryer right when you drive up. That’s just how life works. Don’t lose your cool. View Slideshow: Guy Orders Milkshake at McDonald’s, Then S–t Gets Really, Really Weird
Back in November, Jinger Duggar married Jeremy Vuolo . And naturally, the pregnancy rumors started flying almost immediately. After all, Jinger is a Duggar, which means she’s been raised to believe that women have been placed on this planet for the sole reason of serving as breeding vessels. So it’s somewhat surprising that nearly seven months after she and Jeremy exchanged vows, there’s still been no official confirmation that Jinger is knocked up . Of course, there’s been plenty of speculation about Jinger hiding her pregnancy in her latest social media photos. And why would a woman who’s been open about her plans to raise a brood of comparable size to the one she grew up in? Because the Duggars have a new season of Counting On to promote, of course! Weddings and pregnancy announcements are the Duggars’ bread and butter, and Instagram posts don’t always result in ratings bumps. In order to fully cash in, the revelation needs to be made on TV, which might be why we get photos like this: Jeremy posted that photo yesterday, along with a caption reading: “Jinger and I couldn’t be more grateful for our dear friend Pastor Michael Mahoney of Grace Community Church in Sun Valley, CA and his amazing family. We love you guys!” Yes, Jinger and Jeremy are indoors in Califorina in June, and yet Jinger is going with the full Inspector Gadget-style trench coat. Look, all of us who have been slacking on working on our summer bodies would love to rock four or five layers this time of year and not be questioned about it. But when you’re a public figure who’s very likely knocked up, getting questioned about your attire is unavoidable. We’re not saying with any certainty that Jinger is knocked up, but we can certainly see why other people might be saying that. “Only the top [button] is buttoned. It’s a bun in the oven!” one fan commented on the photo. “It’s very possible that Jinger could be expecting,” another stated bluntly. The Duggars do a lot of things well, breeding chief among them. But as we’ve learned in the past, keeping secrets is not their strong suit. Watch Counting On online to get caught up in time for next week’s season premiere. View Slideshow: Jinger Duggar Photos: From Childhood to Courtship!
In just 17 days, viewers will be treated to a new season of 90 Day Fiance. The TLC series has been both successful and controversial ever since its premiere in early 2014, as it didn’t merely attempt to create long-term relationships under strange circumstances, such as The Bachelor . Instead, it brings in foreigners to the United States on a Visa and introduces them to American citizens. We’re basically talking about mail-order spouses here. These Visas expire after 90 days, meaning the country’s guests must make a marriage work or be sent back to the nation of their origin. It’s pretty cold and calculating and cynical and really just all around ridiculous. But, hey, TLC has aired four seasons to date and season number-five kicks off on June 25. What can viewers expect to take place on new summer episodes? First, it’s worth noting this scoop from The Futon Critic: On television over the next several weeks, fans will tune in to watch “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?” But they will also have a chance to go behind the scenes of the show online (and on the TLC Now app) via a program titled “90 Day Fiance: What Now?” So there’s something to keep in mind. As for the content of the dual approaches to Season 5? 90 Day Fiance will be checking in on a handful of couples who did walk down the aisle and exchange vows. From Danielle and Mohamed … to Loren and Alexei … to Russ and Paola … to Jorge and Anfisa … to Chantel and Pedro, we’ll find out what happens when these twosomes are handed a dose of marital reality. Look for major cultural differences and clashes to become issues for the husbands and their foreign wives, along with stress from financial difficulties and disapproving family members as well. Mohamed, for instance, doesn’t want to stay in the States; he wants to defect to Qatar or Canada. Chantel will bring the drama with Pedro, while Jorge and Anfisa will deal with all the ways in which the latter is trying to milk her newfound fame by breaking into the modeling business. Also, according to one insider, “juicy tidbits about Jorge’s marijuana business” will come to light. Well… okay then! We may need to tune in after all this summer. According to TLC, the new digital series will center on what life has been like for several fan-favorite 90 Day Fiance couples after they made their romance official and legal. The couples returning for “What Now” will include Narkyia and Lowo; Melanie and Devar; Josh and Aleksandra; Alan and Kirlyam; and Matt and Alla. What do you think of the concept behind 90 Day Fiance? Have you been a fan for awhile? Will you be tuning in for Season 5? Or are you beyond stunned and disgusted that this show even exists?!? View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
