I know that my readers are pretty smart (don’t laugh, that’s not the punchline), because while the rest of the country is busy lighting off fireworks or lighting up the grill, instead you guys are doing your Fourth of July right. And by that I mean spending it inside on the computer drooling over pictures of a foreign hottie in lingerie like Dutch model Milou Sluis here. Because if that’s not what our nation’s forefathers intended, I don’t know what is. Enjoy! » view all 31 photos
She’s the real MVP . Chilean Adult Film Star Hosts 12-Hour Sex Marathon To Celebrate World Cup Win She must REALLY love soccer. One Chilean freaky flick actress tweeted to her followers that she would open her goal to as many balls as she could take in 8 straight hours in the event of a three-point score. Once Chile smashed the Australian competition , she kept her promise and smashed her fans. In fact, she was so tickled with their win that she even tacked an additional four hours onto the total time her cooch was open for business. Via The New Paper : A Chilean porn star has fulfilled a promise she made on social media after her country’s 3-1 win over Australia at the World Cup – by going on a 12-hour sex marathon. Ahead of La Roja’s Group B opener against the Socceroos on Saturday morning (June 14, Singapore time), adult entertainer Marlen Doll sent a message over Twitter promising to hook up with different men for eight hours should Alexis Sanchez and Co. pick up three points. A day after the win, Doll spread her contact details over the Internet and the party began. The adult entertainer enjoyed herself so much that she even extended the orgy by four hours. With the 12-hour shift of love-making under her belt, Doll is promising to go even further by throwing a 16-hour marathon should Chile beat Spain in their next match. Talk about scoring. It’s kind of rare to run across sincere female sports fans…much less ones willing to get their walls banged in in the name of team spirit! Now that’s dedication. What do you think she’ll do if they win the whole tournament? Twitter
Nina Dobrev looks like she’s been eating too much maple syrup…or bacon…or like she’s carrying her Canadian winter weight…while wearing a bikini and I like to think this is a personal attack on our country..because she is one of our own…a Canadian who has gone to America to misrepresent us as a dumpy nation…filled with sloppy pigs…who when dressed in bikinis…at least one person will jerk off to because they love the stupid show that she’s on…and are creepy chubby chasers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here are some pictures by Santiago & Mauricio , the Swedish model who I guess has worked with Victoria’s Secret, she’s only 21, she’s over 6 foot tall, and thus scary as fuck but perfect for runway shows, and I guess if that didn’t work out for her, she could have always worked at the Country’s iconic store, taking cheap, practical designed things off high shelves for the motherfuckers who aren’t over 6 foot tall… SHe’s naked for fashion, which is the only way I like fashion…and I guess she’s putting herself out there more and more to get more and more money and that work ethic is nice to see, it’s the reason I got to most strip clubs… These shoot is pretty good, but I can never hate on nipples….so don’t take my word for it…I’m bias.
If you’re going out to the club and you can’t dance, no worries! There’s always grinding, a “dance move” where you basically dry hump anyone in your general vicinity. Sometimes graphically and/or in large groups. It’s versatile like that. Grinding is a move so egregious that schools across the country have attempted to eradicate it threatening students with suspension if they partake in it feverishly. We’re all for freedom of expression … but we can sort of see why: 13 Grinding GIFs to Gross You Out 1. Grinding Orgy You’re grinding on the dance floor and suddenly everyone else is grinding on you. It’s like a big grinding orgy in the bar. Hormonal teens are far from alone in their desire to rub crotches. From Miley Cyrus to Justin Bieber to Nicki Minaj and even Nicole Kidman (seriously), even celebrities get in on the grinding action. And usually gross us out in the process. Get ready to gag, ladies and gossipers alike, at the 13 grinding GIFs above, many of which you’ll likely wish you could unsee but clearly cannot. Especially #5. WOW. Kids these days. They have no idea what dancing was like in the ’90s … 31 Awesome/Terrible ’90s Slow Dance Songs 1. (God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time on You – NSync Here’s Justin Timberlake when he was a member of N*Sync with “(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time on You.”
My GOOD friends over at VIVID.com offered me a trailer from their new sex tape with sex addict, rockstar and real life swinger, who has DONE THIS BEFORE …Phil Varone! I’ve done A 10 QUESTIONS WITH PHIL VARONE interview before…but seeing him bang regular, real, non porn girls on video is far more entertaining! Here is the press release: Varone, a veteran swinger for more than 20 years, flies around the U.S. looking for swingers to star in his wildly popular movies. “I like to cast real swingers who are recommended by other swingers, since chemistry is most important when we film a large group,” Varone says. In his new Kentucky Old Glory movie three couples plus one single female and one unattached male (Varone) show us that Kentucky has some of the hottest and naughtiest swingers in the country. “Maybe it’s the humid, subtropical climate of a state where the temperature gets up to 114 degrees that increases the urge to merge,” says Varone. “This group explores orgies, sex trains and so much more that I think it’s a good idea for viewers to hydrate before watching this wild ride.” For the first time in any of his swinging movies, Varone and one of the husbands build a “glory hole,” which he portrays in the tradition of “This Old House,” so that viewers would find it easy to build their own. “Kentucky Old Glory is the epitome of what being in the swinging lifestyle is about. Great friends, great times and great respect for the lifestyle,” Varone adds. “We’re obviously having such a good time that we know that viewers will too.” Sounds AWESOME, RIGHT…and I have the hardcore trailer…thanks to VIVID TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW OBVSIOUSLY) CLICK HERE
This is just disgusting. [Warning: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC PHOTO INSIDE] Syrian Man Publicly Executed For Association With Government Public executions have been taking place more and more frequently in Syria and Islamic extremists have yet again made sure to post photos of the gruesome practice following the most recent “public crucifixion.” via Daily Mail Graphic images of a suspected rebel ‘traitor’, strung up and crucified on a road sign in a Syrian town square, have been posted online by Islamist extremists. The man, whose T-shirt is drenched in his own drying blood, was executed after he was accused of helping government forces in a country torn in two by a brutal civil war. Pinned to his chest is a sign bearing a cryptic message that reads: ‘Cleanliness is a civilised matter that shows your ethics and love for your country.’ Behind the killing is the hardline Islamic group Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS), a faction so extreme that it has been disavowed by Al Qaeda. The group posted the shocking photograph online as a warning as to what happens to defectors in areas in Syria under ISIS control. This is OUTRAGEOUS!
Brad Pitt made Angelina Jolie’s comeback tour about him, maybe in protest of her abuse, or maybe because he had nothing to do with it, when some Ukrainian prankster you allowed in your country, jumped the barricade at her premiere and punched Brad Pitt in the face…but being the tough guy that Brad Pitt is, he didn’t let that affect or take away from the woman who own’s his testicle and who made him a little bitch’s day…and here are the pictures of ANgelina’s Big tits to prove that the show must go on… #494218083 / gettyimages.com #494202961 / gettyimages.com #494202639 / gettyimages.com #494218437 / gettyimages.com #494222751 / gettyimages.com #494218531 / gettyimages.com #494218595 / gettyimages.com #494218785 / gettyimages.com
Thankfully he’s alright! Fabolous Escapes Queens Highway Truck Accident With Minor Injuries Brooklyn-born rapper Fabolous had a close call this morning when his Escalade ran into a tracktor trailer on a highway in Queens early Wednesday morning. Via NY Daily News : Rapper Fabolous walked away nearly unscathed after his black Cadillac Escalade collided with a truck on a Queens highway early Wednesday morning, he said on social media. “I just survived a car accident on the Van Wyck in Queens, NY,” he told his 4 million followers on Instagram and Twitter. “It’s a very shocking experience & may change my outlook on how fast things can happen & you’re put into a life threatening situation,” he added. The Brooklyn-native hip-hop star — born John Jackson but who calls himself “Loso” — said he suffered minor injuries during the 7 a.m. crash. It was the 36-year-old “You Be Killin’ Em” singer’s first car accident, he said. It was unclear which driver had the right-of-way. It was also unclear if the accident would interfere with his scheduled performance at La Marina in Inwood Saturday. Hopefully this won’t keep Fab from hitting up La Marina all summer… Hit the flip for Fab’s pics and complete thoughts on the accident.
