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Bianca Balti for Elle of the Day

Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow their ignorant asses to be a little more accepting to this hotness… But I take what I can get….and I am okay with this…nothing celebrates America like pictures for magazines from FRANCE…. If you’re not into Bianca Balti the Brazilian, maybe you’re into the Gay Fat Kid Who Looks like Perez Hilton School Shooting Cuz He Was Bullied….

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Courtney Stodden’s Tits Celebrate America of the Day

Nothing is more American than Courtney Stodden…and her quest for the American dream through fake hair, fake tan and most importantly, fake tits….coupled with a little tabloid fodder and scandal, a wallet fuck/gold dig, and most importantly, a love for fully exploiting and exposing herself for attention…you know you’d never see this in any Arab Country…and this is what your troops are really fighting for, not the rights to oil in countries they can overthrow…but Courtney Stodden and her go big or go home, American way…By this time next year, you won’t be saluting your flag, but rather this image of Courtney Stodden…God Bless America….

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Nicole Scherzinger Is Red Hot

Compared to British TV, our reality shows are pretty damn boring. Theirs are all busty nobodies trying to get famous for doing nothing, ours are all dumpy nobodies trying to get famous for doing idiotic “special talents.” But as long as Nicole Scherzinger is around as a judge, at least it’s not a total wash. Here she is at the X Factor auditions doing her best to keep things interesting with this awesome outfit. It’s just a shame she has to sit down to tape the show. It really loses half the effect. » view all 35 photos Related Articles: Nicole Scherzinger Is A SlumDoll Nicole Scherzinger’s Side Boob Spectacular Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Bikini Pictures There’s No Pussies In Lingerie Here Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden’s Fake Boobs Head Out In Public

Now that my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden went out and got herself a new pair of boobs, here she is showing them off for the first time in public. I mean, what’s the point of buying yourself something nice if you don’t show it off? In fact, I think Courtney should even take it one step further and make a boob on boob sex tape with Heidi Montag . If they need someone to work the camera, I know a guy who’s available 24/7: me. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, but Victoria’s Secret, like all billion dollar corporations, is ruining her. It’s one of those misinformed decisions that happens to all kinds of third world immigrants who believe in the American Dream. They see Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Levis Jeans and think “Freedom”…you know a life far better than the one they are living in their shanty or cold water flat in a war torn city. Then they get here and realize their minimum wage job can’t afford much more than what they had at home, and that they are starving, hungry and forced to turn to crime to get by. Only unlike the standard immigrant, Edita Vilkeviciute came into this with a good paying job, a job that would promise her rock star lovers, exclusive events, a lasting career as a half naked model…and millions of dollars when it is all said and done. Maybe even her own TV show like she was Heidi Klum or Tyra before her… So in her case, the only thing being ruined of hers by the evil empire, at least that we know of, is that they are photoshopping out her hard nipples and pussy lip definition…she’s totally into showing off to get ahead ….and to me that’s the worst kind of ruining you can do to a girl…no matter where she’s from…

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Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack. Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count. Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors. Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route.. Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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Aaron Carter: Beat Up By New Kids on the Block Fans!

Aaron Carter claims he received a beatdown from four hardcore New Kids on the Block fans while out to dinner in Boston this weekend … seriously. It wasn’t a coincidence, either. This was full-on boy band turf war style justice. Carter was leaving dinner in the city, he says, when a man yelled out, “I heard you’re doing a show here tomorrow. This is the town of the New Kids.” Aaron claims that three other guys then jumped out of a gold Chevy Malibu and started roughing him up, including a pretty serious blow to the face. The singer claims he landed a few punches too before the crew split. “I think my knuckles might be broken, but that’s what they get,” he said. “People think I’m a pretty little white boy but no way. I think I won. I’m still standing.” Aaron says he did not file a police report because that’s just “girlie.” The question … Which of these three things is most surprising: New Kids on the Block fans being territorial and violent? Aaron Carter calling something or someone “girlie”? Aaron Carter still performing, in general?

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Courtney Stodden Boob Job: Incredible! Sexy! On Video!

We’re very sorry, readers. A Courtney Stodden sex tape exists but will apparently never be released by the 18-year old Z-lister. Still, Stodden has gone ahead and given fans a different kind of all-access look into her private parts… breast enhancement surgery style! Yes, Courtney recently upgraded from a C to a DD and she filmed the entire process for some reason. Sit back and enjoy (?) the procedure now: Courtney Stodden Breast Enhancement Surgery “My results are looking incredible and very sexy,” Stodden said in a statement. “Looking forward to slipping into a bikini … or out of it!” Whoa there! HOT STUFF! The desperate celebrity also told E! News that she now adores the way her “shapes and curves” look and that she had to talk 53-year old husband Doug Hutchison into the surgery. We do not believe her.

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Courtney Stodden’s New Implants of the Day

Courtney Stodden got new tits…because Courtney Stodden likes scandal….because Courtney Stodden only exists because of scandal…even though 90 percent of the general public don’t know she exists…but they will, because I am pretty fucking sure these implants aren’t just for attention, they are probably for props for her sex tape that hasn’t been announced yet, but I am sure is in the works, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and I think it’s nice to see a stripper make it in the world in a bigger way than pulling lap dances for 10 dollars a song while getting titties grabbed to pay for the tits…this bitch already has her titties paid for…and I’m looking forward to masturbating to her getting fucked…I’ll make sure it is full of hate, sadness, and anger…before realizing how awesome this new generation of pornstar who skipped being a pornstar is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden’s Sex Tape Hype

Here’s my favorite cougar Courtney Stodden leaving The Cheesecake Factory looking like the good hoe that she is. A couple of days ago, Courtney revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Well, guess what folks, I have a sex tape too and and it co-stars a very popular and sexy d-list celebrity, but no one will ever see it. Unless, Vivid or whatever lame porn company is willing to pay me my 2 million dollar price tag. And no it’s not Amanda Bynes.