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Courtney Stodden’s Cleavage Puts On A Good Show

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were still wondering why Courtney Stodden is my favorite nobody, it’s because of things like this. Here she is putting on a show for the paparazzi on her way out of some restaurant with her husband. I’m glad to see these two are getting their money’s worth out of those awesome new funbags of Courtney’s. But just think how much more they could get if she accepted that sex tape offer of mine . I’m just saying, think about it. It sure beats dancing in the parking lot for attention, doesn’t it? » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden Makes Me Want To Eat My Greens

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Somebody better warn Micaela Schaefer that she needs to bring her A-game if she wants to repeat as Hollywood Tuna’s Best-Dressed Nobody again this year. Because Courtney Stodden just made a pretty serious case for herself with this dumb PETA publicity stunt. I have to admit, I’m impressed. Courtney even made me want to eat a salad for the first time in my life. And trust me, for a blogger, that’s very unnatural. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense…. She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again… Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.

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Sylvie van der Vaart In Super Sexy Fitness Wear

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of the things I love about Dutch model Sylvie van der Vaart is how much she reminds me of Victoria Beckham in her prime. I mean, sure, her hair, face and lower half look totally different, but between her neck and her bellybutton, she’s a dead-ringer. So you can bet I’m enjoying these pictures of Sylvie heading to her car in workout gear. It’s like having a time machine in my pants. Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Offer Is Still On The Table!

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you guys know, I made Courtney Stodden a very generous offer for a sex tape and I have yet to hear from her. She’s forcing me to make a “Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Spoof” and trust me, she doesn’t want that to happen because the talent I’d hire would be way hotter and much more willing to do “anything” on film. Also, the value of her tape when she decides to release one, with mine already circulating will be worthless. So Courtney, I suggest you email me.

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Carmen Electra Is Inducted Into Some Bikini Hall Of Fame

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carmen Electra was chosen to be the first inductee in the Bikinis Hall of Fame at the Texas Bikini Fest. I don’t know how they managed to get such an fine actress such as Carmen, but good job. I wish I was smart enough to have pulled a stunt like that years ago. Good thing, it’s never too late. That said, today we’re announcing the first “H ollywood Tuna Bikini Fest ” that will take place when Carmen, our first inductee in the Hollywood Tuna Bikini Hall Of Fame shows up to my mom’s basement to accept her trophy. Let’s hope she’s wearing a bikini this time!

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Carmen Electra Is Inducted Into Some Bikini Hall Of Fame

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carmen Electra was chosen to be the first inductee in the Bikinis Hall of Fame at the Texas Bikini Fest. I don’t know how they managed to get such an fine actress such as Carmen, but good job. I wish I was smart enough to have pulled a stunt like that years ago. Good thing, it’s never too late. That said, today we’re announcing the first “H ollywood Tuna Bikini Fest ” that will take place when Carmen, our first inductee in the Hollywood Tuna Bikini Hall Of Fame shows up to my mom’s basement to accept her trophy. Let’s hope she’s wearing a bikini this time!

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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Offer!

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This will be a Hollywood Tuna first! We have not put anything in writing as I am making this up at this very moment, but we are willing to offer Courtney Stodden $500 for a Courtney Stodden Sex Tape . Yes, that is a 5 with two zeros! Forget about Vivid, since the sex tapes they produce are boring. We’re going to make the greatest celebrity sex tape of all time. I have years of porn experience and know what the public wants and believe Courtney’s brand new HUGE talents need to be used properly on film. And I’m the only true funbag expert who will be able to bring them to life! So Courtney, I’m willing to negotiate and waiting for your response. Let’s do this! I have lawyers on stand ready to write up the contract! Email me.

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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Offer!

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This will be a Hollywood Tuna first! We have not put anything in writing as I am making this up at this very moment, but we are willing to offer Courtney Stodden $500 for a Courtney Stodden Sex Tape . Yes, that is a 5 with two zeros! Forget about Vivid, since the sex tapes they produce are boring. We’re going to make the greatest celebrity sex tape of all time. I have years of porn experience and know what the public wants and believe Courtney’s brand new HUGE talents need to be used properly on film. And I’m the only true funbag expert who will be able to bring them to life! So Courtney, I’m willing to negotiate and waiting for your response. Let’s do this! I have lawyers on stand ready to write up the contract! Email me.

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Courtney Stodden Really Knows How To Dress To Impress

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Hollywood Tuna’s Best Dressed” nobody, Micaela Schaefer has some serious competition now that Courtney Stodden is all about showing off her new fake boobies. Here she is at the ‘Plastic Martyr’s Birthday Bash’ in an outfit that I describe as classy yet very hooker chic. I’m really digging Courtney ever since the boob job and I believe that now she has all the right tools to become a very big celebrity. I look forward to covering her, uncovered more often!

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