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Courtney Stodden Is A Hot Drunken Mess

The nice thing about a hot nobody like Courtney Stodden is that she’s always open to constructive criticism. And as you can see, after yesterday’s failed attempted at properly exiting a car, she did a much better job this time around, making sure her hair didn’t block the view . Which I’m guessing is what deserved the celebratory drink or eight she had, because Courtney’s looking downright hammered in these pictures. Of course she’s only 19, but don’t worry, she was in London. And besides, being too young for something never stopped Courtney before. » view all 33 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden’s Failed Paparazzi Exposure

Well, this is a shame. Of all the hotties out there, I would’ve thought my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden would know the proper way to exit a vehicle. But instead of making sure that the paparazzi got the money shot, her hair’s completely blocking the view. What’s the point of calling these guys and telling them where you’re going to be in the first place if you’re not going to let them do their job properly? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden’s Funbags Get The Boot!

I’m sure many of you Brits will be disappointed to learn that Courtney Stodden was the latest housemate evicted from Celebrity Big Brother UK. This is why I never follow these crappy reality shows because the girl with the biggest boobs are always booted early on in the season. Well, now that Courtney is homeless, if she needs a place to park those funbags, I’m looking for a housemate myself and I promise never to give her the boot as long she let’s me motorboat those babies daily.

Courtney Stodden’s Girls and Corpses Photoshoot of the Day

Courtney Stodden shot this “Girls and Corpses” photoshoot for some obscure niche fetish site a while ago, but this is the first time I’ve seen the pictures, because like the rest of the world, I really don’t care about what Courtney Stodden or her fake tits are up to, I kinda just come across it when she manages to make enough noise to get noticed…like doing this weirdness… Call me crazy, but the idea of girls with rotting corpses is not quite as much of a turn on as if these pics were of Courtney Stodden’s corpse…not cuz I’m necro and like dead bodies, in fact I hate seeing dead bodies….but because a dead Courtney Stodden is what’s best for the world she has been polluting and making a mockery of with her stripper antics that don’t normally bother me unless I see her getting press… This is just noise that doesn’t matter…yet we’re all looking…the worst.

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Half Naked Woman on the Street of the Day

Drunk, crackhead women are kinda my thing because they are pretty much the only women I am capable of seducing…they are not so demanding, and you can usually get away with just offering them a shower, or a few dollars and sure they smell like shit, but their mentally unstable behavior keeps things fresh and exciting, and the fact that they are willing to fuck, even if they have no idea what they are doing, cancels out any negative shit…so seeing a fat chick in a bikini on the street at 6 am, obviously wasted…speaks to me. If that’s not enough for her, here’s a boring video of drunk girls Or maybe you like drunk girls fighting…

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Half Naked Woman on the Street of the Day

Half Naked Woman on the Street of the Day

Drunk, crackhead women are kinda my thing because they are pretty much the only women I am capable of seducing…they are not so demanding, and you can usually get away with just offering them a shower, or a few dollars and sure they smell like shit, but their mentally unstable behavior keeps things fresh and exciting, and the fact that they are willing to fuck, even if they have no idea what they are doing, cancels out any negative shit…so seeing a fat chick in a bikini on the street at 6 am, obviously wasted…speaks to me. If that’s not enough for her, here’s a boring video of drunk girls Or maybe you like drunk girls fighting…

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Courtney Stodden Topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK of the Day

I am not sure what is more bottom feeding for a bitch to do, filming a sex tape that a handful of people will have interest in paying for because you don’t fucking matter and look like every other fake titty bitch who gets fucked on camera, you know hoping it propels a bitch to the kardashian level, or getting topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK, in a different market than she’s trying to get famous in…. I don’t have the answers, I think both are equally pathetic, but at least with a sex tape, I can masturbate to the anal scene, but I do know one thing, and that is that her tits are real fucking shitty.

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Courtney Stodden Topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK of the Day

Courtney Stodden Topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK of the Day

I am not sure what is more bottom feeding for a bitch to do, filming a sex tape that a handful of people will have interest in paying for because you don’t fucking matter and look like every other fake titty bitch who gets fucked on camera, you know hoping it propels a bitch to the kardashian level, or getting topless on Celebrity Big Brother UK, in a different market than she’s trying to get famous in…. I don’t have the answers, I think both are equally pathetic, but at least with a sex tape, I can masturbate to the anal scene, but I do know one thing, and that is that her tits are real fucking shitty.

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Get Them Some Water, The Thirst Is Real: Celebrities Who Do The Absolute Most For Attention

These are celebrities who want attention. They’ve talked crazy, acted a fool, lied, or shown every ounce of what God gave them in the hope that you’ll care.

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Get Them Some Water, The Thirst Is Real: Celebrities Who Do The Absolute Most For Attention

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Baby Bumps Look Healthy

Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt doing pregnant yoga, because apparently that’s a thing that celebrities do now. I’m guessing because it aligns their baby’s shakras or some crap like that. Anyway, I don’t think I knew that Jennifer was having a kid, so I’m finding these pictures pretty exciting right now. Those baby bumps of hers are looking very healthy and growing nicely. And no, I’m not talking about the one on her stomach. What kind of sicko do you think I am? Photos: Fameflynet

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