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Jon Stewart’s Producer Arrested for Punching Heckler [Video]

In late September, Jon Stewart appeared at a Manhattan Barnes & Noble to promote his new book. A 9/11 Truther shouted some “9/11 truth” questions at him. Afterwards, a Daily Show executive producer punched that Truther in the face. More

Could America’s Top Birther Win Her California Primary Tomorrow? [Crazies]

Terrible possible news for the California Republican party: the most famous and eccentric birther in America, Orly Taitz , could win her GOP primary tomorrow for California secretary of state —a high-ranking position that involves certifying election results! More

Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures

I know that Lindsay Lohan has had her fair share of issues over the last little while, but one thing that has remained constant is her incredibly hot boobies . Here she is posing topless for something or rather, it really doesn’t matter, once her shirt comes off you’ve got my attention. I think Lindsay gets a bad rap most of the time, personally I like my girls with a slight case of the crazies so I could see things working out between us. At least for a little while, once my girls go to jail the relationship usually begins to fizzle out. I’m just unlucky in love I guess.

The (Potential) Intern From Hell Returns [Crazies]

Last month we introduced you to The (Potential) Intern From Hell, a young gent with some very tough words for a company at which he applied to intern. Well, he saw the piece on Gawker. And was not amused. More

Is America’s Craziest Food Nazi Getting Lazy? [MeMe Roth]

True story: just last week, we wished upon a star that Meme Roth , terribly entertaining psycho anti-fat Food Nazi Mom , would do something new, just so we could resurrect her here. Last night she was on teevee, angry about food! More

Barack Obama Grows a Pair [Fighting Words]

Sick and tired of being pushed around, called a terrorist illegal alien, the anti-Christ, and Stalin-Hitler-Mao, the president has decided to go on the offensive against his loudest critics. It’s time for some DC mudslinging! More

The (Potential) Intern From Hell [Crazies]

Every season, at every company, there has to be that one terrible intern. Usually they just fall asleep at work, or show up drunk. Allow us to introduce you to one intern candidate who sounds much, much worse. More

Michele Bachmann Convinced Bill Clinton Wants Her Dead [Paranoia]

Because Bill Clinton politely asked fringe conservatives to stop encouraging violence against the government on the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, Michele Bachmann has decided that he wants to “take her out.” In a killing sense. Not romantically. More

Timothy Olyphant’s the Sheriff in This Here Town

The Deadwood star lays down the law on The Crazies and his new TV show Justified .

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Killer Prof Just Didn’t Want to Drive a Van for a Living, Chatty Husband Says

Amy Bishop , the biology professor who shot six of her colleagues, killing three of them, is a paranoid, angry woman who hates kids and was obsessed with a researcher who ended up in a dead-end job. (She also played D&D.) Bishop’s husband James Anderson is talking to anyone who can get him on the phone. He told ABC’s Boston affiliate that he loves his wife and that he doesn’t know why she did what she did. He told the Associated Press that he and Bishop went to a shooting range a few weeks ago but they didn’t own a gun. He told The Chronicle of Higher Education (who have been all over over the story, today publishing an interview with the heroic biochemistry professor who locked Bishop out of the room before she could kill the rest of the assembled faculty ) that Bishop called him from jail to ask of the kids had done their homework. He told ABC that his wife was “loved and respected by everyone,” though that doesn’t quite seem true: most interviews with colleagues and former coworkers of Bishop present the picture of a “socially awkward” “oddball.” And her neighbors hated her. She was one of those women who constantly calls the cops on kids for biking around the neighborhood and making noise. She videotaped neighborhood kids while they annoyed her with their afternoon scootering. Her own children weren’t allowed to play with neighborhood kids. And, most evilly, she made the ice cream truck stop going through their neighborhood. Bishop and her husband reportedly met in a Dungeons and Dragons club when they were at Northeastern (Anderson even answered a question about this , to The Boston Herald ). The New York Post adds a little chilling color to her presumed motive. Bishop apparently went nuts and opened fire because she’d been denied tenure (her husband said she got a mean email about it, too—if anyone finds the ticket stub in Bishop’s possession, A Serious Man could become the 21st century’s murder-inspiring Catcher in the Rye ), and the Post reports that she was obsessed with the story of an academic researcher who lost his funding. The source, once again, is her husband: She feared she’d end up like Douglas Prasher, a brilliant molecular chemist who had to abandon his research in 1994 when his funding dried up. His colleagues went on to the win the Nobel Prize in chemistry in 2008 based on his research. Prasher currently drives the courtesy van for a Huntsville Toyota dealership. (We await the Politico exclusive on the literally tens of dollars a day that these van-driving pinhead liberal academics rake in.) As you have probably gathered, Amy Bishop’s husband will talk to anyone about literally anything. You should give him a call! Ask about the ice cream thing! [Pic: AP]

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