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Micaela Schaefer’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

If you’re a fan on Hollywood Tuna you’ve seen Micaela Schaefer on the site many times before wearing the most jaw droping outfits. Here she is posing for London Fashion week in a sexy Union Jack swimsuit and once again she doesn’t disappoint. However, let’s not pay attention to the silly thingy on her head. I don’t get it, but what I do get is a weird tingly sensation in my pants when I stare at Micaela’s amazing body for too long.

Meet Selena Gomez’s Super Busty Friend Haley King

I usually get pretty excited when we get pictures of Selena Gomez , but yesterday Selena made her way through Miami airport with her very busty friend, Haley King and you’d forget that she even existed. If you guys don’t know who Haley King is, don’t worry neither did I, but she’s plays Adriana Masters in the TV show Hollywood Heights . I’ve never watched it, but I have two very big reasons to now. I think we may have discovered the next Hollywood Tuna “it” girl. I’m in love!

Selena Gomez’s Untamed Cleavage

Here are Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine back together in Toronto to promote their film “Spring Breakers”. For this post, we’re going to focus on Selena because clearly the others didn’t get the Hollywood Tuna memo. No cleavage, no love. It appears to me that Selena’s young and wild little chesticles are trying to escape from that sexy leopard print dress. They need to be tamed. And guess what? I’m the perfect guy to be their handlers.

Selena Gomez Works Her Short Shorts

Here’s Selena Gomez out running some errands yesterday in her sweet little denim short shorts. I love when the pockets stick out like that, so hot. I don’t know if a scarf and some oversized, studded, clunky leather boots are the best choice of footwear for a hot summer day, but I’m no fashion expert. Thigh high leather heels and a bikini top on the other hand would have worked out perfectly. Next time I guess.

Selena Gomez Works Her Short Shorts

Here’s Selena Gomez out running some errands yesterday in her sweet little denim short shorts. I love when the pockets stick out like that, so hot. I don’t know if a scarf and some oversized, studded, clunky leather boots are the best choice of footwear for a hot summer day, but I’m no fashion expert. Thigh high leather heels and a bikini top on the other hand would have worked out perfectly. Next time I guess.

Selena Gomez Because She’s A Cutie

These aren’t exactly the hottest pictures of Selena Gomez you’ll ever see, I prefer her in far less clothing, but the chick is a cutie so I had to post some shots of her. Here she is in her cute little pink dress on the set of some shoot she’s doing. Alright, so she looks a little young, but I know she’s not so it’s ok. Besides, it’s nice to see her nowhere near that Bieber douche. When’s the bikini shoot?

Selena Gomez’s Hot Chubby Cheeks

Yesterday I posted some pictures of Selena Gomez in her short shorts, and I said how much I liked that she was looking older these days, like a real woman. Well, that seems to be out the window today. Here she is out on the go looking like she’s actually gotten younger. I don’t know if it’s the chubby cheeks that make her look like she’s still got some baby fat to lose or what, but she looks like she’s five years younger. I blame Bieber, I know he’s somehow involved. He’s probably like forty and she got into his secret stash of anti-aging pills.

Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Hug

Apparently this Spring Breakers movie is still on, I would have thought after they watched the rough copy they’d realize that no amount of editing will save this piece of crap, but what do I know. I guess if you’re going to make a crappy movie, you might as well fill it with a bunch of hot young chicks in bikinis. Seriously, this sounds like a cheap bikini clad Point Break knockoff. Anyhow. here’s a shot of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and the two other girls in a hot bikini group hug. I like.

Selena Gomez’s With A New Dude?

Here’s cutie Selena Gomez hanging out on the beach in her short shorts, flashing her hot little belly and all around looking good. I like this chick, everything she does looks like a photoshoot for a clothing catalogue for young women. I’m not sure who the dude is she’s horsing around with, nor do I really care, but anything is a step up from that Bieber douche. I want to go for a walk on the beach with Selena, what the hell? Did the guy win some sort of sweepstakes and where do I enter to win?

Selena Gomez’s Sexy Striped Bikini

I don’t know who the hell this chick is, but she’s posing in a sexy little striped bikini next to Selena Gomez . Ha! See what I did there? Obviously, I don’t give a crap about the other chick, but I would enjoy some time in the hot tub with these two. I’ve got a box of wine and a whole lot of baby oil… Let’s do this.