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Selena Gomez Just Because She’s A Cutie

Last night was the premiere of Katy Perry’s annoying movie about herself, why we need a behind the scenes Katy Perry movie is beyond me, but Selena Gomez was invited to the party so…. I don’t really have anything else to say on the subject to be honest, I just think that Selena is a cutie and wanted to get some shots of her up on the site for my own personal pleasure. If there were some girl-on-girl scenes in this crap I might be into it. Is there a director’s cut?

Selena Gomez Is Motorboatable… That’s A Word

It would seem that Selena Gomez is growing up. Here she is looking, not just her regular cute self, but downright glamorous in the pages of Elle magazine. Yes please. I’ve seen her in some fancy outfits before, but never anything as revealing as this. That’s like twelve inches of cleavage she’s got there. I’m measuring on the diagonal like they do with televisions. She’s not known to be one of the bustiest broads, but I think with a little concentration and some hard work, I could motorboat those boobs. Call me.

Selena Gomez’s Girlfriend Is A Badass

I don’t normally write anything about celebrity gossip, unless a sextape is involved, but there’s a story going around about Selena Gomez’s girlfriend, Justin Bieber, beating up a paparazzi at the mall the other day. That’s just embarrassing, the kid’s like a hundred and ten pounds soaking wet, I doubt he can inflict a whole lot of damage. Anyhow, the guy called the cops and an ambulance and a lawyer and all that crap. This sounds to me like a cameraman trying to make some money by getting himself beat up by a scrawny teenage popstar… Isn’t that the American dream? Read the whole story

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Selena Gomez’s Girlfriend Is A Badass

Selena Gomez Booty Pumps It

I’m kind of torn by these pictures of Selena Gomez pumping it at the gas station, I wanted to highlight her cute little booty, but then she turned around and that tingle happened in my pants. That’s not to say her booty isn’t working for me, but that belly flash is working even better. I want to nimble on it and take stupid pictures with it wearing hipster sunglasses and post them on Instagram . That’s what the kids to these days right?

Selena Gomez’s Tube Top Jumpsuit

Here’s Selena Gomez working her sexy short short tube top jumpsuit while running some errands the other day. I like it. I haven’t seen an outfit like this since the eighties, I used to have a sexy babysitter who wore this kind of thing. Good times. This would be the perfect time for one of those japanese Sharking perverts to make an appearance. If you’re not sure what Sharking is… Google it. Pervert.

Selena Gomez’s Tight Little Booty Shot

Here’s Selena Gomez walking around doing her thing in some nice tight pants yesterday. That’s pretty much it. I mean she’s giving us a good look at her hot little booty, but…. I’ve got nothing else. She kind of looks like a rich older mom getting out of her SUV, she’s missing a filipino nanny and a couple of kids she barely knows, but other than that she’s got the look down. I like it.

Selena Gomez Loves Her Body

Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of some latina edition of Cosmopolitan looking all airbrushed and sexy as hell. It looks like the title to the article is I Love My Body … Don’t worry princess, we all love your body. Unfortunately it’s a little more covered up than we like, they couldn’t convince you to slip into a bikini for a couple of shots? What a waste. If only I had a whole bunch of Selena Gomez bikini pictures just one click away. You’re welcome.

Selena Gomez Instagram Bikini Hotness

We’ve been getting a whole lot of pictures from the set of this Spring Breakers movie, but they’ve always just been paparazzi shots so it’s nice to see some actual Twitter shots of the girls. Here are a few Instagram pictures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and some other girls looking all hot and bothered in their little bathing suits. The movie is obviously going to be terrible, but hotties in bikinis getting arrested I like.

Selena Gomez Is Still In Short Shorts

I’ve posted a whole bunch of pictures over the last few days of Vanessa Hudgens and some other chicks filming that Spring Breakers garbage down in Florida, so I thought I should throw in some shots of Selena Gomez because apparently she’s also in this crap and I don’t want her to think I’ve forgotten about her. There are just so many pictures of hot chicks in short shorts that I’m kind of losing track of all of them. Anyway, Selena plus short shorts equals good times. Enjoy.

Hot Selena Gomez Twitter Bikini Picture

Obviously I have no chance of ever getting my hands on this Selena Gomez hottie, at least not without being ready to take a severe beating and probably some jail time, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to enjoy this bikini shot to it’s fullest. Sure I can’t afford a $10.8 million home to bang her in, like that Bieber son of a bitch, but thanks to the magic of Twitter I get to feel like I’m lying next to her while she suns her hot little booty. Do you need some lotion princess? I happen to have some right next to me.