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Selena Gomez Is A Hot Little Number

I’m still confused by this Selena Gomez chick, I know she’s an adult and all, but she’s not exactly looking her age in these shots. I thought only brats and Avril Lavigne were still adding purple and blue streaks to their hair. Anyhow, she’s still pretty cute, if she ever drops that that Bieber douche maybe the two of us can head out to a movie or something… On her of course, she’s rich.

Selena Gomez Is A Badass

I guess Selena Gomez is hosting this year’s MTV’s EMA’s or something, I don’t know anything about it, but she did this little promo rap video thing to let us all know what’s going on. It’s alright I guess, I’m not sure I’m into the annoying rapper version of herself, but the hottie in the tiny short shorts dancing around all sexy is right up my alley. Although, maybe the three of us in a classy Embassy Suite somewhere might be a good idea.

Selena Gomez Gets Sexy For Canadians

I’m not sure why I keep posting pictures of this Selena Gomez chick, I mean she’s cute and all, but she’s far too wholesome for my taste. I prefer a woman who knows what the inside of a strip club looks like, someone who has their own hangover cure, someone who feels that wearing panties is only a suggestion, someone who knows what it’s like to get punched in the face by a drunken prostitute… For some reason I don’t think Selena fits that description. Don’t worry, if I ever need a date to the county fair I’ll be sure to give you a call princess. I wonder if Mercedes is out of prison yet?

Megan Fox Is In A Bikini

What the hell is this all about? I’m told these are pictures of Megan Fox hanging out in her bikini that she posted on her Facebook page, but I don’t see any bikini. I’m not pleased about this. All I see is Megan, that fat guy from that annoying show where a gay Doogie Howser plays a womanizer, and some other dude. Come on man, give me something I can use. Something like a few shots of her rubbing baby oil all over her body or kicking that fat guy in the beanbag because he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near this hottie.      

Selena Gomez In Her Cute Little Tank Top

I don’t really have a whole lot to say about these pictures, I mean they’re just a few shots of Selena Gomez bieberless at some crap nobody cares about. I guess she’s cute and wearing a nice little tank top, which is kinda cool, but there’s something missing. Something like a bunch of drunk chicks in bikinis covering her with pitchers of water. Next time.

Selena Gomez Gets Leggy On Tour

Here are photos of Selena Gomez on tour and I’m very impressed. She’s exposing some nice stems. Just a year or two ago this girl was under age so it’s nice to see her grow into her body. Ok, she looks the same as when she was 15. But hey, no need to worry. She’s legal and you’re still out of prison. Pervert. more pictures of Selena Gomez here

Selena Gomez Is Boring Me

I think that I’m starting to get bored with this Selena Gomez chick, which isn’t good because I love almost all hotties. But she’s dating that Bieber douche, she may or may not have some weird medical issue and she hasn’t really tarted it up yet. Disappointing. Here she is at some event the other night looking…. Kind of boring actually. I guess she’s still young and thinks that nobody cares if she wears a boring pair of jeans and a lame shirt. She’s wrong. Hopefully as she ages she’ll realize that less is more.

Lindsay Lohan Contains Her Big Breasts

So you may have heard yesterday that Lindsay Lohan had failed another alcohol test or some crap like that and was supposed to be in big trouble. Well, she went to court yesterday to sort it all out and everything is going to be just fine. Of course it is. I don’t really care what this chick does anymore, I think she misses her prison leg wrestling league, but she’s hot and like to see her all dressed up for legal procedures. Here she is looking sexy yesterday in a tight dress shirt. I like it. That button is working pretty hard to keep those big breasts contained. Stupid button.

Selena Gomez And Katie Cassidy Make A Great Pair

There’s nothing like two hot young Hollywood starlets like Selena Gomez and Katie Cassidy with their hands all over each other to get this blogger going. Although Katie looks like she’s about forty years old standing next to Selena. Still hot though. Anyhow, here they are getting all lovey dovey squishing their breasts together at the premiere of some crappy kid’s movie Selena is in. I would spend good money for the opportunity to squeeze in between these two. Call me. more pictures of Selena Gomez and Katie Cassidy here

Selena Gomez Rocks Her Short Shorts

There were a lot of rumors about Selena Gomez floating around the internet over the last week or so because she was in and out of the hospital, turns out she just had a belly ache or something like that. Anyhow, she’s back on stage and looking as cute as ever in her little shorts showing off her legs. I’m just happy that the rumors about her having a Bieber baby were just internet speculation. Two teenage superstars crossbreeding? Nobody needs that. more pictures of Selena Gomez here