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VIDEO: New Oscar Nominee James Franco Takes On Social Network, Touts ‘Perfect’ 127 Hours

James Franco has been an Academy Award nominee for a little less than two hours now, but he’s already fired his first shot across the bows of The Social Network and other “classically made” but utterly conventional Hollywood offerings — Oscar front-runners or not. And he let it rip exclusively in conversation with Movieline.

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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert Does His Keith Olbermann Impression

Stephen Colbert tried his best to absorb Keith Olbermann’s essence Highlander -style on last night’s Colbert Report , but found that his body rejected it like a pompous kidney. Elsewhere, Conan O’B rien sympathized with the former MSNBC pundit, Cory Monteith talked crashing a school bus and Jon Stewart challenged his staff to a Nazi-themed scavenger hunt.

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The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas – Daily Show

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon – Thurs 11p / 10cThe Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas www.thedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorThe Daily Show on Facebook added by: EdJoyProductions

Jon Stewart Berates Media For Obsession With Palin Daughters: ‘Who Gives a S–t?’

Jon Stewart is finally flaunting some of that “sanity” we've heard so much about. On his show Wednesday night, he had a simple message for the legions of journalists obsessed with Sarah Palin's children: “Who gives a sh*t?” “Kids are off limits,” Stewart added. “In fact, we should all go out of our way to treat her children with kid gloves and respect to show that we don't judge individuals and mock them purely based on who their parents are.” “Stop making me feel sympathy for the Palins!” he begged – hysterically, I might add. “Stop it!” (Video below the break – h/t Charlie Spiering ) read more

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Jay-Z Defends Rap As An Art Form On ‘The Daily Show’

Hov gives Jon Stewart a lighthearted version of the purpose of his book, ‘Decoded.’ By Alvin Blanco Jay-Z appears on “The Daily Show” on Wednesday Photo: Comedy Central Jay-Z’s whirlwind promotional tour for his just-released book, “Decoded,” landed him on Wednesday night’s “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.” The banter between Hova and Stewart was lighthearted — the rapper, businessman and author threw up the Roc hand sign while taking his seat — but still managed to touch on the weightier aspects of hip-hop culture. “The basis of this book was, I care about the culture and about rap and it being a respectable form of art,” Jay-Z said, echoing what he told MTV News earlier this week. “The book is surrounded around these songs, but it’s also about a generation of kids. We grew up around the same time as rap. … It’s basically a story behind those songs, you know, context.” After some talk about rappers going from admonishing police to actually needing them in light of their newfound fame, the topic shifted to rap music’s maturation. “Every art form has its pie in the face, more low-brow,” Stewart said, comparing hip-hop to comedy. “But then there’s always been the poets. I’ve always seen rap as more almost the embodiment of, like, Richard Pryor. How Richard Pryor started out, he didn’t really talk about his real life, he was doing shtick, and then he grew into an artist and began to explore himself. It seems like the story of rap is that same story.” Jay-Z agreed with Stewart’s sentiment and also noted the genre’s use as a scapegoat for America’s ills. To this Stewart drew laughs when he quipped, “As a Jew, I want to thank you for that. … When you guys came along, it really took the heat off our shoulders.” Stewart then inquired if rappers felt they were being unfairly targeted for their form of expression. “Of course, I’m not talking about all rap, because some of it is sh–, and some of it is great,” Jay-Z deadpanned before adding that hip-hop gets attacked for troubles that regardless of its existence “were going on in the community daily … no pun intended.” And when Stewart asked if rap’s success had lead to increased scrutiny, Jay-Z talked of “reverends in our community driving bulldozers over our CDs,” likely alluding to Reverend Calvin O. Butts III’s threats to drive a steamroller over rap CDs in 1993 to protest offensive lyrics. The televised segment ended with Stewart asking Jay-Z if he had another five minutes for more questions. The extended (and uncensored) version of the interview, in which they discuss the natural progression of rapper to entrepreneur and how hip-hop will mature in the coming days, is now posted on TheDailyShow.com . What did you think of Jay-Z’s appearance on “The Daily Show”? Talk about it in the comments. Related Videos Jay-Z’s ‘Decoded’: A Closer Look Related Photos Jay-Z “Decoded” Book Release And Conversation In NYC Related Artists Jay-Z

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Lisa Murkowski: Sarah Palin Lacks "Intellectual Curiosity" to be President

Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowki told CBS News' Katie Couric today that she would not support Sarah Palin for president because Palin lacks the “leadership qualities” and “intellectual curiosity” to craft great policy. “You know, she was my governor for two years, for just about two years there, and I don't think that she enjoyed governing,” Murkowski said. “I don't think she liked to get down into the policy.” The Alaska senator added that she prefers a candidate who “goes to bed at night and wakes up in the morning thinking about how we're going to deal with” important issues. Palin endorsed Murkowski's opponent Joe Miller in the Republican Senate primary, an endorsement that helped Miller to an upset victory. Murkowski then embarked on a general election write-in bid that may have been successful: More write in votes were cast than votes for Miller, and the vast majority went to Murkowski. According to the Alaska Division of Elections, Miller won 87,517 votes, and there were 98,565 total write in votes. Of the 88,076 write-in votes counted so far, 78,697 have gone to Murkowski; another 7,059 have been counted for Murkowski but challenged by Miller. Counting is expected to continue through Wednesday. added by: TimALoftis

Jon Stewart Mocks McCains’ DADT Stand

John Stewart tackled Senator John McCain’s stand on “don’t ask, don’t tell”—and Cindy McCain’s apparent flip-flopping on the issue—on Monday night’s The Daily Show. Stewart shows clips tracking Sen. McCain’s shifting requirements for DADT repeal and then discusses the PSA where McCain’s wife, Cindy McCain, seems to call for an end to the policy. A day after the PSA was released, Cindy McCain tweeted that she supports her husband’s stand against repeal. Watch The Daily Show clip here, including Stewart’s own “It Gets Worse” PSA, featuring actor Sean Hayes. http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/11/16/John_Stewart_Mocks_McCains_DA… added by: TimALoftis

ABC’s Walters Disputes Charges of Racism Against Ground Zero Mosque & Illegal Immigration Opponents

Catching up on an item from the Thursday, September 9, The View on ABC, Barbara Walters was at odds with her co-hosts over the issue of whether racism was the primary motivation of the Arizona illegal immigration law as well as opposition to the Ground Zero mosque. Whoopi Goldberg raised the question of whether “there may be an undercurrent of racism in the USA that’s building up,” leading co-host Sherri Shepherd to assert that “you certainly hear racism a lot more, I think, than you ever heard it.” Walters soon jumped in to voice dissent: I think that we’re kind of mixing things up. When you say there’s more racism now, oh, there’s so much less racism than 20 years ago or 50 years ago. … There is racism in this country. That’s not new. There is racism against the President. That’s not new. But I disagree with putting the mosque and the Arizona laws. I think the Arizona laws have to do with losing jobs and people coming across the border to get those jobs. After Goldberg responded, “Then why don’t they say that?” Walters continued: Please let me just finish. It is what they say. It is what they say. And the drug wars right across the border. If you had Canadians – and this doesn’t happen – and they were all coming and taking jobs and there were drug wars- She soon added, “I don’t think it’s because they are Mexican or because they’re brown. … And I don’t think the mosque is because Muslims have a darker skin. That’s fear of terrorism. I don’t think we can mix everything up and say it’s all racism.” Walters and Goldberg soon resumed their back-and-forth: WALTERS: But we’ve also had things about learning another language in school and whether languages should be taught in Spanish. What I’m saying is, of course there is racism, but I don’t think you can take everything that’s happening in this country and say, well- GOLDBERG: If you are targeting, if you are talking about Mexicans coming and taking your jobs, say that. Don’t say “illegal immigrants” when that’s not what you mean because people come from Canada and people come from England and people come from Africa, all over, and their- WALTERS: But they’re not coming en masse. GOLDBERG: -visas go away, but you know what. If you are going after illegal immigrants, then you have to go after all illegal immigrants, not just the brown ones. A bit later, they added: WALTERS: All I’m saying is that, we’re agreeing that there is racism. But I’m just saying that there are other things. The mosque has to do with terrorism. It’s not just the, I know, we disagree. It’s not just the color. I don’t think that you can just do a blanket. GOLDBERG: I think it feels that way. It feels that way, and that’s the question I’m posing. It feels that way. Below is a transcript of the relevant portion of the Thursday, September 9, The View on ABC: WHOOPI GOLDBERG: Do you guys think there may be an undercurrent of racism in the USA that’s building up? Because, now, particularly against brown people? Because we have the Arizona immigration law, the Ground Zero mosque controversy, burn-the-Koran day and the hammering that folks seem to be taking. I can’t think of the woman’s name and it’s probably better, but she was screaming the “N” word all over her Web site. SEVERAL PANEL MEMBERS SAY: Dr. Laura Schlessinger. GOLDBERG: Yeah, so does it feel to you that there’s a little tension or am I just being kooky? SHERRI SHEPHERD: You know, I don’t know if it’s that because we now have an African-American President, all of this stuff that has always been simmering underneath the surface, has bubbled up. Because you certainly hear racism a lot more, I think, than you ever heard it. And so, it just seems like it’s now bubbling up, and, I don’t know, it seems like there’s just something going on- JOY BEHAR: Well, it’s disguised, isn’t it? I mean, as far as President Obama is concerned, some people still say he’s a Muslim, that they don’t believe he’s really American. SHEPHERD: They want to see his birth certificate. BEHAR: Those are kind of like code words for, you know, we don’t trust the other. He’s the other. ELISABETH HASSELBECK: Well, there are fringe groups like that regardless of who’s President. But especially now, it does seem ironic because we have our first black President, yet all this stuff is coming up. And so you have to wonder why, especially since Obama did receive a large portion of what they call the white vote, you know, so it seems disheartening that this is happening. And it does seem like, you know, the word “tolerance” gets spread around, you know, you can be tolerant, but- BEHAR: He got a large portion of the white vote. But this is a small group of people that are pushing this type of agenda that is not American. HASSELBECK: It’s no secret that (INAUDIBLE) have prejudice and it’s disgusting and it’s ugly and it’s there. And it’s been and for some reason now it’s maybe just being uncovered again. BARBARA WALTERS: (INAUDIBLE) I just say something? Okay, because I think that we’re kind of mixing things up. When you say there’s more racism now, oh, there’s so much less racism than 20 years ago or 50 years ago. SHEPHERD: I think maybe overt. Yeah, I think it was a lot of overt, I don’t know, you and I disagree on that. WALTERS: Could I say something? There is racism in this country. That’s not new. There is racism against the President. That’s not new. But I disagree with putting the mosque and the Arizona laws. I think the Arizona laws have to do with losing jobs and people coming across the border to get those jobs. GOLDBERG: Then why don’t they say that? SHEPHERD: Barbara, when you- WALTERS: Please let me just finish. It is what they say. It is what they say. And the drug wars right across the border. If you had Canadians – and this doesn’t happen – and they were all coming and taking jobs and there were drug wars- GOLDBERG: What jobs are they taking? WALTERS: -you would find very much- They are taking, if you look, the reason (INAUDIBLE) HASSELBECK: The jobs that, frankly, no one wants. WALTERS: That’s right, but I don’t think it’s because they are Mexican or because they’re brown. I know you differ- (GOLDBERG SAYS SOMETHING INAUDIBLE) WALTERS: But let me just finish. GOLDBERG: Sorry, Barbara. Sorry. WALTERS: And I don’t think the mosque is because Muslims have a darker skin. That’s fear of terrorism. I don’t think we can mix everything up and say it’s all racism. SHEPHERD: When Jan Brewer signed into law, you know, a law that prohibits the children in school from having their ethnic studies, African-American studies, Mexican-American studies, and you’re prohibiting people from learning about their country and it’s targeting minorities, it certainly seems like it’s not because somebody is taking their jobs. WALTERS: But we’ve also had things about learning another language in school and whether languages should be taught in Spanish. What I’m saying is, of course there is racism, but I don’t think you can take everything that’s happening in this country and say, well- GOLDBERG: If you are targeting, if you are talking about Mexicans coming and taking your jobs, say that. Don’t say “illegal immigrants” when that’s not what you mean because people come from Canada and people come from England and people come from Africa, all over, and their- WALTERS: But they’re not coming en masse. GOLDBERG: -visas go away, but you know what. If you are going after illegal immigrants, then you have to go after all illegal immigrants, not just the brown ones. (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) HASSELBECK: I agree with that. I absolutely think that it’s powerful, and I think, you know, we can’t spend millions and millions of dollars protecting borders in other nations if we cannot even control our own, and I do think that- GOLDBERG: I totally get you. I get you what you’re saying. WALTERS: All I’m saying is that, we’re agreeing that there is racism. But I’m just saying that there are other things. The mosque has to do with terrorism. It’s not just the, I know, we disagree. It’s not just the color. I don’t think that you can just do a blanket. GOLDBERG: I think it feels that way. It feels that way, and that’s the question I’m posing. It feels that way. HASSELBECK: I’d be asking that question if I were brown or black. I mean, I can totally understand how there is that sentiment. I can totally understand how there is that worry, and I think it’s legitimate. BEHAR: Do you lump the mosque in with Mexico? GOLDBERG: I do. Because, you know, I feel very strongly that you cannot take an entire religion and make it responsible for the kooky people because you can’t, because you have, you know, we don’t want to do that with the Catholic religion. We don’t want to take that religion and say, well, everybody is this, or the Christians or anybody else. BEHAR: If the attack on 9/11 was done by Christians, would they not allow a church? GOLDBERG: Well, that is a good question. That’s a very good question. BEHAR: (INAUDIBLE) but it’s a valid question to ask because, if the answer is yes, then you have a point. HASSELBECK: The Catholic Church right now could never afford that property, so that would answer that question.

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Stephen Colbert Slams Rick Sanchez: His Endorsement Could Get Me Tens of Supporters

Comedian Stephen Colbert on Thursday ridiculed Rick Sanchez, the much-maligned CNN personality that deservedly is the butt of many jokes. After telling his “Colbert Report” viewers that Jon Stewart’s Washington rally next month has been endorsed by Oprah Winfrey, Colbert informed them that he too has gotten a “major media figure” in his corner. Upon learning the endorsement is from Sanchez, Colbert said, “Wow. Rick Sanchez. The coveted Sanchez bump. That could get me tens of supporters.” After showing a clip of the CNNer making a fool of himself on the air, Colbert panicked, “Oh, my God. It’s like I’m a freshman and I’ve just been befriended by a loser upper-classman” (video follows with transcript and commentary, h/t Right Scoop ): STEPHEN COLBERT: Whoop-dee-doo, Jon. Oprah tweeted about you. It just so happens that I got a tweet from Gail. She even re-tweeted it to the authorities. And guess what? Guess what, Jon? I have just been informed that I’ve gotten my own endorsement from a major media figure, too. I’m so excited. Who could it be? Jimmy. (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) RICK SANCHEZ: Keep fear alive. BROOKE BALDWIN: Yeah, keep fear alive. SANCHEZ: I love that. Here’s what we’re going to do. Let’s start ignoring the other guy, I’m not even going to say his name, and give all the emphasis to Stephen Colbert… BALDWIN: Okay. SANCHEZ: …because he’s a true American. We’re not even going to talk about the other guy. (END VIDEOTAPE) [Laughter] COLBERT: Wow. Rick Sanchez. The coveted Sanchez bump. That could get me tens of supporters. Take that, Jon. You know what, Jimmy, give me a little taste of this Cracker Jack, nimble-minded newsman. (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) SANCHEZ: Up next, ad-lib a tease. That’s what it says right here. Now, I’m supposed to ad-lib about something that I should know about, right? (END VIDEOTAPE) COLBERT: Oh, my God. [Laughter and applause] COLBERT: It’s like I’m a freshman and I’ve just been befriended by a loser upper-classman. Now I have to eat lunch with him the whole year. Snap out of it, Colbert, snap out of it. Look at this positively. Rick Sanchez is kind of like Oprah for people who like to watch Rick Sanchez getting tased. Right, Rick? (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) SANCHEZ: Do it. (Groans in agony.) COLBERT: I can’t believe — (groans in agony) — never became his trademark signoff. So, Rick, Rick, my friend, if you really want to help me get my Facebook total up, come to my march, stand on stage with me, and let me tase you. For America. CNN should be so proud that one of its anchors is the focus of so many jokes.  Just imagine how comedians are going to go after Eliot Spitzer and Piers Morgan once their programs start.

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Inmate stopped breathing after hiding meth deep in her vagina

A 22-year-old woman who hid a container of methamphetamine in her vagina is now in critical condition after it ruptured and entered her system during an overnight stint in an Oregon jail. Police say Amanda M. Colmenero was rushed to the emergency room when they found her not breathing in a holding cell the morning after she was detained on drug related charges. Doctors found two containers of methamphetamine lodged deep into her vagina, according to a sheriff’s report. Investigators say that although Colmenero was subjected to a body cavity search while in jail, the drugs were hidden so far inside her vagina, they were unable to detect them. They believe she hid the drugs during the arrest, but some of it entered her system. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=21482 added by: knowandtell