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Paris Hilton Skinny Girl Bikini Pictures

Paris Hilton isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras , so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. That being said, my crotch is really enjoying these shots of her hanging out in her little bikini top. What can I say, I like half naked skinny chicks. Probably because I’m so used to having them give me lap dances. Good times.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Streetwalker Outfit

Here’s someone we don’t see very often anymore, Paris Hilton , out working the streets greeting her fans and giving us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. Remember when she used to wear that bra that made her look like she was a busty pin up girl? I miss that bra. Her chest looks concave in these shots. She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold.

Paris Hilton Is Just An Average Woman

Paris Hilton has almost completely dropped off the celebrity radar over the last few years, nobody cares that she gets invited to rich douche’s party in Dubai, but every now and again she makes an appearance. Here she is doing a little casual shopping like just another average American. Right. Leave it to Paris to make running boring errands a whole lot flashier with her fancy red Ferrari… I hate her.

Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural

I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.

Paula “The Bare Ass” LaBaredas Booty

I’ve posted a lot of pictures of this Paula LaBaredas chick on the site before, so much so that I think I should be credited with discovering her. I even gave her the nickname ‘The Bare Ass’ , but this is a little too much even for me. First of all this doesn’t really look like the hot nobody I’m used to, what’s with the wig and manly faces? If it weren’t for a couple of pretty clear shots of her crotch I would have said this was a tranny. Luckily her body saves the day. I don’t know why she’s posing like this in what looks like a comic book store, but I want to shop there.

Some Paula “The Bare Ass” LaBaredas Booty

It looks like Paula LaBaredas has been missing me again because here she is doing everything she can to get my attention. I’m sorry princess, I’ve been busy posting pictures of real celebrities. Anyhow, here she is hamming it up for the cameras with such classic attention grabbing poses as the ‘over the shoulder booty shot’ and the ‘seductively licking some sort of frozen treat shot’. Not bad, but I think it’s about time we get a few shots of her in a little bikini. Don’t you?

Keri Hilson’s Cleavage – We Salute You!

Whatever sexy army Keri Hilson and her awesome cleavage are a part of….. I want to enlist. more pictures of Keri Hilson here

Paris Hilton Topless For V Magazine

I don’t have a clue what the hell the theme of this photoshoot is supposed to be, futuristic corpse or something, but it’s not often I get stylish pictures of Paris Hilton with her top off so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Apparently these shots are from V Magazine and it’s something called The Transformation … I don’t get it either. I’d say she kinda looks like a male going through gender reassignment, but her breasts are too small.

Paula “The Bare Ass” LaBaredas Is Trying To Impress Me

Clearly this Paula Baredas chick reads my site and is trying her hardest to get my attention, here she is showing me just how flexible she is in what looks like the ‘Champagne Room’ of some cheesy 90′s strip club. She’s got a great body on her and it’s nice to see that it can be contorted into all kinds of different positions, but with a name that sounds like it’s Spanish for ‘The Bare Ass’ I expect more… Maybe next time. more pictures of Paula LaBaredas here

Paula “The Bare Ass” LaBaredas

Here’s that Paula Baredas chick I posted pictures of last week, giving us another good look at that tight little body of hers. I like it, I still don’t know who the hell she is, but I like it. I mentioned last time that her name sounded Spanish for ‘The Bare Ass’, unfortunately we’ve yet to see her living up to that name. Don’t get me wrong, these are a good start, but this just isn’t going to cut it for much longer, it’s time to step up your game. It’s summer time, where are the bikini pictures? Hit me up on the Twitter .