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Paris Hilton’s Disappointing Cleavage Drop

I don’t really have any special reason to be posting these pictures of Paris Hilton , I guess I never do, but I haven’t had her on the site in a little while and I wanted to see if she was still doing that thing where her breasts look huge… She’s not. Here she is looking like your average skinny socialite millionaire stepping out of her matching baby blue Bentley. You mean to tell me you don’t color coordinate your outfit with the car you’re driving that day? Peasant!

Paris Hilton’s Tight Dress Has Got My Attention

In case anyone still gives a crap about Paris Hilton , she was at some mall in Hollywood the other day for an appearance. How the mighty have fallen. She must be so pissed that Charlie Sheen has been stealing her spotlight over the last little while, poor princess, that’s what happens when you clean up your act in the celebrity world… Nobody cares. Anyhow, she’s wearing a tight little dress and I’ve always kinda found her hot and she’s pretty much the one who got me into this stupid business so I have a soft spot for her. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton’s Birthday Cleavage Impresses

This is more like it, if you’re going to hit the red carpet, might as well do it with your breasts hanging out of your dress. You got that Katrina Bowden ? Here’s Paris Hilton at one of her many birthday parties dropping some extremely impressive cleavage for a chick with pretty much no breasts what so ever. She really knows how to work with what she’s got. Alright so she’s not exactly overflowing with front meat, some angles are more flattering than others, but if you’re into chest bones you’ll love this. Enjoy. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Paris Hilton Actually Looks Kinda Sexy

I’m just as shocked and surprised as you are to see that Paris Hilton was actually looking pretty sexy on her way to dinner the other night. I’m impressed. I guess as she’s gotten a little older she’s started to realize that you don’t have to flash your vagina to everyone you see in order to get attention and be considered attractive…. Just don’t tell any of the younger hotter chicks out there.

Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit

Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

Paris Hilton’s Magical Boobs Out For A Walk

This morning I read somewhere that Heidi Montag wanted to remove some of her massive new implants and I got really depressed. Why would she do this to me just when I was beginning to tolerate her? Then I found these pictures of Paris Hilton , who’s probably got some off the smallest breasts in Hollywood but somehow manages to make them looks awesome, and she cheered me up. Here she is out doing something I don’t care about. Anyhow, if these two lady douches could get organized, between the two of them they could each have a decent size rack and we’d all be happy. It’s a win win win situation. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Paris Hilton Trashy See Through Top Pictures

I’m kind of glad Paris Hilton seems to be back to her old self, I know, I can’t believe I just wrote that either but I already typed it out and I’m too lazy to delete it. Anyhow, first she was getting hammered on champagne and dancing around in a little pink swimsuit filming some sort of Euro trash music video, and now here she is in her slutty fishnet and bra combination. Welcome back princess. It’s only a matter of time before she flashes the old beef curtains. Good times. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Paris Hilton’s Boobies Aren’t So Magical

I always knew that sooner or later Paris Hilton’s magical boobies would come back down to earth, I just didn’t think it would be today. Here they are out the other day looking like, well, like skinny girl boobs. Sad. It’s not all bad though, she’s giving us a little peek at her chilly nipples so at least that’s something. I’m sure after she reads this post she’ll come back even stronger with bigger and better bras that will get her little boobs back into the shape that we’ve come to know and love. Enjoy.

Peaches Geldof Flashes A Sloppy Sideboob

For some strange reason Peaches Geldof was invited to the 12th Annual Young Hollywood Awards the other night and to show her appreciation she flashed a sloppy side boob to the cameras on the red carpet. I don’t think she’ll be invited back. Not because of the boob incident, boobs are good for business, but because nobody really knows what the hell she does. Which is fine if you’re a hot piece of ass, but as you can clearly see Peaches is not. Anyhow, I always enjoy a good side boob so here you go.

Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party

Paris Hilton’s magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she’s decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we’ve all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris’ nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they’re just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.