Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign…. It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better… It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better… I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that… I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…
Tara Reid’s shitty Honeymoon Pics with her Weird Looking, Likely Gay, Husband she’s probably paying were posted to twitter by what I can only assume was her publicist because Tara Reid definitely still has a staff behind her that needs to get paid and what better way to get work or at least money than to remind us assholes that she exists…I mean if I was a drunken party slut who was running out of American Pie money, I’d pretend to get married too…shit doesn’t fuck with a schedule like trying to hang on with Dancing with the Stars… She/ her publicist wrote inspiring messages like “Happiness”, “Peace”, “Bulgaria we Love You”….insane… She’s still hot…damaged…pushing 40 and still down to party hard in luxury cuz she was famous once…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s perfection…
‘iCarly’ star’s driver was the most seriously injured in the ‘life-threatening’ crash. By Jocelyn Vena Miranda Cosgrove Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images After news broke on Thursday that Miranda Cosgrove had been injured in a tour bus accident, new details are emerging about what is being described as a potentially “life-threatening” accident. The “iCarly” star and her fellow passengers, including her mother, were shaken up by the crash, according to multiple reports. On Friday (August 12), Cosgrove, who had yet to comment publicly on the accident, took to Twitter to let her fans know she’s doing fine and appreciates all of their support.”Thank u so much for all your messages,” the teen star tweeted . “They mean so much to me. Yesterday was extremely scary & I’m just so happy everyone’s gonna be okay.” TMZ reported that it was dark out when Cosgrove’s bus came across a semi-truck, en route to Kansas, the next stop on her Dancing Crazy Tour. The singer/actress’ bus driver decided that instead of trying to swerve out of the way of the truck, he would hit the brakes and face the vehicle head on. He was the most seriously injured of the group, and was airlifted to a local hospital, where he received as many as 45 stitches. He is currently in stable condition, according to sources. Photos from the crash show extensive damage to front of the bus and the semi-truck appeared to have overturned onto the side of the road. “Miranda’s mom was on the bus with her and got really beaten up by the crash,” a source told People. “She’s expected to fully recover, but it’s scary because the driver was hurt, too, and he’s in really bad shape.” The source added that the teen star was “really shaken up” by the crash. “A piece from the tractor-trailer went straight through the windshield and the driver’s arm was sliced all the way through,” according to the magazine’s source. Cosgrove had been sleeping on a couch at the front of the bus when the accident occurred. Those sleeping in the bunks farther back were not injured. Leave your well-wishes for Miranda Cosgrove in the comments below! Related Artists Miranda Cosgrove
It’s been ten years since Mike Myers last donned international man of mystery Austin Powers’s teeth swingin’ ‘tude, perhaps for good reason — by the time Myers rolled around the 1970s with Beyonce’s Foxxy Cleopatra in 2002’s Austin Powers in Goldmember , the series had lost some of its driving mojo. But after a taking a decade to recharge, the franchise is said to be headed back to the spotlight with a new sequel, according to a report by HitFix’s Drew McWeeny.
Another summer week draws to a close today — and not a bit too soon, after five days worth of catsuit drama, Dirty Dancing remake controversy, stoner-on-Santa Claus violence and Breaking Dawn sex talk. Let’s take a look at some of our favorite stories from the past few days before kicking the weekend off with a Four Loko-related arrest. Just kidding! I think we all learned our lesson from that troublesome Twilight star.
Get ya girl please. Whew that Solange sure knows how to cut loose. Homegirl performed at the Bean Pole and Kim Jones Block Party at Opening Ceremony Thursday along with the homie Theophilus “Thuffleufagus” London . Ahhhh. So special. More shots of Solo and her six inches of gums below:
Queen Latifah has been tapped to show off her dancing skills in “Dancing With The Stars.” According to TMZ, Queen Latifah and “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki have signed on to do the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” Producers for the franchise said they wanted to upgrade the contestants for the new season, which begins next month. We can’t wait to see who Latifah’s partner is! ABC will announce the cast of “Dancing With The Stars” season 13 on August 29 during an episode of “Bachelor Pad.” What Does Queen Latifah Find Sexy In A Woman? Tonight on “Single Ladies”: Did Queen Latifah Sleep With Stacey Dash?
We recently reported about how Dancing With the Stars producers are under pressure from ABC to cast actual celebrities and fewer D-listers such as Bristol Palin, Kate Gosselin and The Situation. Well, today they landed … Effing Snooki. Break out the furry boots and trucker hats (and Bruno’s “1” paddle). Supposedly, the cast can pick its own costumes this fall. Our vote is for this: We already know watching Snooki fall down face first is entertaining, and she is a pretty big name these days (even if you hate the reason why). Queen Latifah and White Collar star Tiffani Thiessen are also on board, as well, giving the show more celebrities to balance out Rob Kardashian. Dancing With the Stars is actively courting NBA players, given their lockout sitch, although it’s unclear if any ballers have signed on as of yet. Shawn Marion of the world champion Mavericks turned down DWTS this month. The season begins in September after Bachelor Pad concludes. Thoughts on these new additions ?
It’s been a winding road for Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner, but they’ve finally made it: the couple is engaged! The actress and actor, who appeared together on Melrose Place in the 1990s, have been off-and-on for years, with rumors of an engagement first spreading back in October . But a source tells People the 51-year old soap opera star finally popped the question to the woman who counts Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora as her ex-husbands. Locklear has a 13-year old daughter, Ava Elizabeth, with the latter. We wish these two nothing but the best! [Photo: WENN.com]
Melanie Moore was prepared to come in second. “In my head I really thought Sasha was going to win,” the So You Think You Can Dance champion told reporters after she was crowned last night . “Just being up there and being named one of the final two I was like, ‘Wait, is this really happening?’ I just started crying.” Melanie Moore Wins So You Think You Can Dance In fact, all Moore could muster on stage was a “thank you” in between tears. But she had more to tell reporters after the finale aired. Saying she hopes to use the $250,000 to “go back to school,” the 19-year old was also excited about one particular aspect of the competition being over: “I’m really looking forward to spending time with my boyfriend. I haven’t really got to see him very much. I got to see him and give him a really quick kiss and then ran out here.” What’s next for Moore? Aside from touring with the other top 10 finishers? Kenny Ortega, who will helm the upcoming Dirty Dancing remake , served as guest judge this season. Melanie laughed and directed the following at the director: “Give me a call.”
