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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart Protest Glenn Beck’s MLK Dream

Before going on vacation, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert addressed Glenn Beck’s upcoming Restore Honor rally, which will take place on the same date and the same place where Martin Luther King delivered his famous “I Have a Dream” speech. Elsewhere on late night, Christina Applegate remembered seeing Justin Long naked, Charlie Day discussed his upcoming nude scene with Jennifer Aniston and David Letterman forced Anne Heche to revisit her soap opera days.

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Late Night Highlights: Drew Barrymore Counsels Letterman on His Latest Domestic Dispute

Drew Barrymore returned to the Late Show last night to advise the host on keeping peace in his household. Elsewhere, Barrymore’s Going the Distance co-star Jason Sudeikis told George Lopez about his new girlfriend January Jones, Stephen Colbert talked Facebook privacy and Jon Stewart discovered Isabella Rossellini’s freakiest film yet.

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Letterman: Obama Will Have Plenty of Time for Vacations When His One Term Is Up

David Letterman on Tuesday took quite a swipe at Barack Obama. During the opening monologue of CBS’s “Late Show,” the host asked the audience, “You know who else is on vacation?” Letterman answered, “President Barack Obama. And this is his, since he’s been in office, this is his sixth vacation.” Then came the marvelous and surprising punch line (video follows with transcript and commentary, file photo):  DAVID LETTERMAN: You know who else is on vacation? President Barack Obama. And this is his, since he’s been in office, this is his sixth vacation. Yep, he’ll have plenty of time for vacations when his one term is up. (LAUGHTER) He’ll have plenty of time. But they’re, they’re vacationing at the beach. He’s down there with Snookie, JWoww, and the Situations. (LAUGHTER) I’m 63, I never thought I’d have to say Snookie, JWoww, and the Situations.  Wow. If Obama is losing Letterman, the end must be near. 

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9 Haiku Inspired by Robert Rodriguez and Jessica Alba’s Spy Kids Reboot

It’s kind of a depressing morning out there for movie fans, what with the preponderance of useless development news or recycled old nuggets about everyone from Doug Liman to Ben Stiller . This isn’t déjà vu; it’s just a faintly defined outer circle of Hell. And then there’s this: Robert Rodriguez wants to make a fourth Spy Kids film, rebooting his hit franchise with Jessica Alba despite the fact that the original kids are in their early 20s. Naturally it’ll be in 3D… and so the apocalyptic End of Ideas proceeds. How to grapple with this? How about some haiku?

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Late Night Highlights: Letterman Mocks Leno (Part 46) and Stephen Colbert Celebrates Another Emmy

At long last, David Letterman returned from his summer vacation and spent a segment pleading with NBC news anchor Brian Williams to never visit Jay Leno’s studio again. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert promised his Emmy-winning staff tacos, Justin Long discussed the magic of the “cock sock,” and Jon Stewart played the Parent Company Trap Game with Fox News.

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On Letterman, Brian Williams Cheers ‘Fruits’ of ‘Clinton Economy’ and Ridicules Tea Party

Appearing on the Late Show on Monday night to plug his Friday night Dateline on the 5th anniversary of Katrina, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams bizarrely asserted “we’re still enjoying the fruits really of the Clinton economy,” claimed Tea Party activists who say “we want our country back” want it back “from the Trilateral Commission” and ridiculed their presumed hypocrisy as he insisted “you see a lot of signs, ‘Federal Government Out of My Social Security,’ ‘Federal Government Out of My Medicare and Medicaid.’ But for the federal government, of course, those programs would not exist.” Plus, he passed along how “I’m hearing a few people say” that President Barack Obama won’t run for re-election because he “wants to somehow transcend the presidency,” citing a British columnist who contends he was “never supposed to be an ordinary President.” Williams considered the possibility Obama could be as consequential as Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton: “Jimmy Carter converted the post-presidency, redesigned the idea of an ex-President. Solving diseases and bad elections around the world. Bill Clinton with the Clinton Global Initiative trying to do the same thing.” When David Letterman raised the disparity between gluttonous Americans and kids starving around the world, Williams rued self-centered Americans as he incongruously touted: “We’ve had a good run here. We’re still enjoying the fruits really of the Clinton economy.” Huh? The current economy is doing well? And I thought the line was that Bush drove the economy into the ditch and we’re all being saved by Obama? (Or was he saying the Clinton years made us selfish?) Letterman soon wondered: “When they say ‘we want our country back,’ who, what, what are they talking about?” That prompted an answer from Williams which sounded more like derision than impartial reporting: “If you ask them, they would say from, ‘from the Trilateral Commission, from the big bankers, from the Council on Foreign Relations.’” Williams sounded like he’s still living in the 1980s. The condescending duo soon latched on to supposed Tea Party hypocrisy, which really just proved their hostile naivete as Williams showed quite an imagine as to the signs held up at Tea Party events and dismissed it all as simply anger caused by people upset by the bad economy: DAVID LETTERMAN: And again the popular inconsistency that is cited is “we don’t want the nationalized health care. But by god we still want our Medicare and our Medicaid.” How do they reconcile that? BRIAN WILLIAMS: Well, you see a lot of signs, “Federal Government Out of My Social Security,” “Federal Government Out of My Medicare and Medicaid.” But for the federal government, of course, those programs would not exist. A lot of it is just raw anger being translated onto signs and in slogans because people are on the downside of a bad economy. So much for “still enjoying the fruits of the Clinton economy.” From the Monday night, August 23 Late Show with David Letterman on CBS: DAVID LETTERMAN: There are two food channels, two food networks. One’s motto is “Stay hungry.” “Stay hungry.” There are cupcake shows, there are cupcake wars, there are cake shows, there are let’s build a cake. “Who can build a cake that looks more like a reclining chair?” And then there’s one show where a guy goes out and eats as much as can. “Bring me all the food in your house. I’ll eat it.” Three million people in this country do not get enough to eat and every six seconds, an infant in this world dies of starvation. How, how do you explain the disparity? BRIAN WILLIAMS: Ask your friends at the World Food Program and they’ll tell you the same thing. We’re a highly generous nation. And we like to think of ourselves as a very generous people. But we’ve had a good run here. We’re still enjoying the fruits really of the Clinton economy. And an ethos — I still come back to this that says you’re the star. It’s about you. Listen to the commercials on all those channels and the message is all in the first person in ways we never ever used or would dream of in the time of say Mad Men, for a modern television reference. So I think it’s that. I think out of sight, out of mind, however, is what sends children around the world to bed hungry and kills them ultimately. …. LETTERMAN: Now when the Tea Party formed, or when I think it formed, or when I read about the formation of it, I thought this is great. This is great. People have gotten together and said “holy god, we’ve lost all our money, our pension funds are gone. Nobody seems to know where the money goes. The government raises all this money to bail out huge corporations, our money is still gone. Our retirement funds, everything is gone. We don’t like this. We think we can do a better job. We’re going to form another political party.” That’s great. That’s all part of the luxury of being born in this country. You can do that. You should do that. We thrive on that sort of thing. Now I hear them saying things like “we want our country back.” And I’m having trouble deciding who took it, where did it go. You know, when they say “we want our country back,” who, what, what are they talking about? WILLIAMS: …You’ve latched on Dave, in what is Topic 5 for those playing our home game, you’ve latched on to sloganeering, which is as fine as an American tradition as any Tom Jefferson was involved in. And it makes people feel better to say “take our country back.” If you ask them, they would say from, “from the Trilateral Commission, from the big bankers, from the Council on Foreign Relations.” …. LETTERMAN: A friend of mine, I said there’s going to be a Tea Party convention up the road. I said go there and let me hear what they’re saying. Do they have a platform? Do they have solutions? And she said “well, no, not so much. It was more about we want our country back and are you with us and this and that and attracting support.” Which I understand is part of a growing movement. But to get any kind of traction, don’t you want to hear, oh here’s what we’re going to do different. I mean let’s face it, you could get elected, Harry Truman could get elected, and because of the politics of the day and the bureaucracy, it’s going to be a pretty tough slog for anybody. WILLIAMS: …People’s anger goes to their money. They do kind of generically want control back. They see a government so big and yet a government that says, “wait a minute, stop an oil leak a mile down under the water. Oh, we have nothing for that, that’s BP’s technology. We’re going to put an admiral here in charge and watch BP for you, but I swear we’ve got this covered.” LETTERMAN: And again the popular inconsistency that is cited is “we don’t want the nationalized health care. But by god we still want our Medicare and our Medicaid.” How do they reconcile that? WILLIAMS: Well, you see a lot of signs, “Federal Government Out of My Social Security,” “Federal Government Out of My Medicare and Medicaid,” but for the federal government, of course, those programs would not exist. A lot of it is just raw anger being translated onto signs and in slogans because people are on the downside of a bad economy. …. WILLIAMS: I think you’re going to see anger, in some form or fashion, translated at the ballot box. LETTERMAN: And projecting from that, are we looking at a one-term President? WILLIAMS: You know what, and I think the British Telegraph last night online there was a column saying he wants to be. And I’m hearing a few people say this, that he wants to somehow transcend the presidency. He was never supposed to be, or so this columnist’s theory goes, never supposed to be an ordinary President. And so this would be extraordinary to not do the expected thing and run for a second term. To kind of be a different kind of figure. Jimmy Carter converted the post-presidency, redesigned the idea of an ex-President. Solving diseases and bad elections around the world. Bill Clinton with the Clinton Global Initiative trying to do the same thing. So I’m not putting any credence in this column. I think we have to assume, because he’s a politician and he’s an incumbent President, he is running for re-election.

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Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘I’m Still Here’ Teaser Trailer Debuts

One-minute clip shows disheveled actor’s hip-hop career. By Gil Kaufman Joaquin Phoenix in the “I’m Still Here” teaser trailer Photo: Magnolia Pictures After a year of bizarre talk show appearances , club dates that ended in stage falls and audience brawls , rumors of a retirement from moviemaking and a co-sign from Diddy , the first trailer for the long-rumored Joaquin Phoenix film “I’m Sill Here; The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix” surfaced online on Monday (August 16). While it’s still unclear if the movie, directed by Phoenix’s brother-in-law Casey Affleck, is a straight chronicle of the Oscar-winning actor’s foray into the world of hip-hop or a “This Is Spinal Tap”-like send-up of same, fans looking for clues in the one-minute trailer will likely be confounded all over again. The clip begins with a quick glimpse of a narrator, shot from behind (he appears to be actor Edward James Olmos), pointing to water droplets on a black table. He tells an intense-looking Phoenix, bearded and wearing a grey wool hat, “that’s you, drops of water, and you’re on top of the mountain, a success, but one day you start sliding down the mountain and you think, ‘wait a minute, I’m a mountaintop water drop, I don’t belong in this valley. This river, this low dark ocean with all these drops of water.’ ” As the voiceover continues, a succession of quickly cut images unfolds: Phoenix facing a phalanx of flash-wielding photographers at a movie premiere; Phoenix rapping on stage; Phoenix gazing longingly out of the window of a limousine while wearing dark shades, then hiding his head under a jacket in the same car; and Phoenix getting fitted for a black suit, then sitting, with his arms crossed defiantly, for a photo shoot. The ominous voiceover — accompanied by a spare, haunting keyboard drone — continues as we see Phoenix making his way past photogs on his way into the David Letterman studios. He poses uncomfortably for the shooters at a premiere for his “final” movie, “Two Lovers,” and holds his head in seeming frustration while pacing around a hotel room. “Then one day it gets hot and you slowly evaporate into air, way up, higher than any mountaintop, all the way to the heavens,” the unseen voice continues over a quick montage that shows Phoenix in a recording studio, walking unsteadily down a hotel corridor, boarding a private jet and hugging Diddy. The actor’s name flashes on the screen as we see him laughing manically while belted into the backseat of a car, attending a swanky Hollywood party, looking pensively into the distance as his distended belly juts out, diving off a club stage to confront a heckler, wrestling in a hotel room with another man, being escorted by his handlers from a venue and laying his verses on another rapper backstage while pumping his fist and wearing a hoodie. “Then you understand that it was at your lowest that you were closest to God. Life’s a journey that goes round and round and the end is closest to the beginning. So it’s change you need. Relish the journey,” the narrator says over images of Phoenix in church and staring into space just before taking the stage. The movie is slated to hit theaters on September 10 . Eamonn Bowles, president of its distributor Magnolia Pictures, said, “No matter what I thought coming in, I came out feeling this was a pretty amazing piece of work, jaw-dropping but dimensional. “It is going to get a lot of attention, but it is not some cheap stunt where they said, ‘Let’s do some wild stuff and film it,’ ” he explained. “It is extreme behavior, but really good filmmaking as well. Frankly, some of the behavior is very extreme. But it is in the context of the insanity of being in Joaquin’s life for that period of time. It is a unique piece of work that is going to surprise people in different ways.” Are you excited to see “I’m Still Here?” Let us know in the comment section below.

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Open Thread: Fidel Castro Warns of U.S. and Israeli Nuclear Attack on Iran

For general discussion and debate. Possible talking point: He’s baaaaaaack! Thoughts? 

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Bret Baier Rebuts Rachel Maddow’s Claim That Fox Tries To Scare White People

Bret Baier on Thursday rebutted Rachel Maddow’s claim to David Letterman that Fox News intentionally tries to show images of “scary black people” in order to frighten white folks into voting for conservatives. As NewsBusters previously reported , the MSNBC host was a guest of the CBS “Late Show” Tuesday, and made some pretty disgusting comments about a competing cable news network.  Speaking with WOR radio’s Steve Malzberg, the host of FNC’s “Special Report” countered that because Fox addresses stories that other outlets don’t, that “doesn’t mean that there’s political motivation behind covering actual news.” This, of course, is a huge factor in liberal media bias, and is what folks that analyze news reports refer to as bias by omission (transcript follows with commentary, audio available here with relevant section at 10:00):  STEVE MALZBERG, HOST: Rachel Maddow and David Letterman. When you watch this, when you hear this, what do you, what do you think? BRET BAIER, FOX NEWS CHANNEL: Well, you know, I just think it’s unfortunate. I think, you know, I just don’t think that there are stories out there that aren’t getting covered, and just because they fit, you know, what Rachel Maddow thinks they fit as far as how she describes it, doesn’t mean that there’s political motivation behind covering actual news. MALZBERG: And it’s the pot calling the kettle if you, no pun intended, black because they’re as biased in their own right as any organization I’ve ever seen. BAIER: I mean, there is a, a big difference between news and opinion. And we talk about it all the time, and hopefully people at home can distinguish. MALZBERG: I think they are. BAIER: And hopefully they can make a choice. MALZBERG: I think the ratings show that. Indeed, but potentially more important is that not only doesn’t MSNBC care to report on things that don’t fit the network’s agenda, they have since the emergence of Barack Obama as a presidential candidate deemed that news outlets that cover things they don’t like are racist for doing so. As NewsBusters has been noting, such attacks have been more and more prevalent as Obama’s poll numbers have collapsed. How convenient. 

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Is the Burlesque Trailer the Campiest Thing You’ll See This Summer?

What would happen if Glitter , Showgirls and Nine had a baby — and that baby was raised by Cher and Stanley Tucci’s character from The Devil Wears Prada ? The trailer for Burlesque finds out.

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