Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love…. To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE To see more of her CLICK HERE
Image is everything and for many celebrities making sure their on top of their steez is a top priority. However some celebs can get sloppy and that’s when we have to put them on blast. Here are 9 celebrities and reality stars who need to tighten up.
It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the constant theme of the Kardashians…but the idiotic public buy into it….it is all our fault that such disgusting half naked pics of a bitch with the spawn of satan growin inside her disgusting body……and equally disgusting soul…has the option to exploit such nonsense…..she’s the worse.. Here’s the behind the scene video.. This shit makes me so mad…..she’s such a twat who talks like she’s Paris Hilton…and gets paid even though she’s already rich to start….the world is fucked.
Aubrey O’Day is a ridiculous self promoter who I follow for no real reason. I don’t find her hot, if anything I find her disgusting, fat and piggish in desperate need of an eating disorder…..I don’t find her entertaining, if anything I find her boring, annoying, irritating….The only thing funny about her is that she has no shame and is willing to get half naked despite her obvious flaws…but that’s just cuz fat people in tight clothes are always entertaining, even if they are not pleasant to look at….so maybe I do it for the laughs….or maybe I’m just too lazy to not bother unfollowing her….because it sure as hell isn’t waiting to see her next move….even though her next move should be a porn career for press and exposure she seeks…instead of her porn quality music career that is just embarrassing and hard to stomach or listen to…. Here she is face close to dick…one step closer to sucking dick on camera…you know testing the waters before an inevitable career move that will flop like her belly over her pants every time she squeezes into her two sizes too small…. TO SEE SOME FAT CHICK IN HER BIKINI PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t really care to know who Georiga Salpa is….because you see I know who my wife is…almost at a cellular level…and that hasn’t done much good for me…if anything it has contributed to all that is wrong in my life….but then again my wife doesn’t look like this…..and if she did…I’d probably be more tolerant for her disgusting….including today’s attempt to get donut poisoning on National Donut day…something I encourgage like I was the national fast food chains who are making food that kill for their bottom like sales….because her death, is my gain…..from freedom, to some insurance policy….to never having to fuck a pile of shit woman again….inspiring me to buy 3 dozen today….with a smile…. Here’s Salpa’s hot tits, hot body in a bikini, even though she’s a nobody. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Don’t worry, no Prometheus spoilers here, just a peek into the brain of Sir Ridley Scott , who opened an interview with press by musing on… tape recorders. And Star Trek . And light speed. Naturally. From Bloody Disgusting : Ridley enters and sees our tape recorders. “Look at this technology. Jesus Christ. 40 years ago when Kirk said ‘Beam me up, Scotty’ we used to think that was fucking ridiculous, remember? Seriously, that’s been 40 years and then when he says the ‘disintegration’ of his matter into the ‘reintegration’ of his matter in the next space, that right there is light speed. So they touched on light speed. I’ve talked to NASA about this and they’ve said that’s light speed. So ‘Can you do it?’ They said ‘Yeah. Have you got seven glasses of water?’ I go ‘Not the seven glasses of water trick, please.’ There were all scientists in the room and he started to explain to me the relativity and the speed of light. ‘Can you do it?’ ‘Yeah.’ He said the only barrier is ‘us.’ He said, I can mathematically explain how, but we haven’t gotten there with that.” Actual Prometheus spoilers and hints , discussion of the film’s evolution from Scott’s idea called Alien: Paradise , and the moment when he forgets Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s name (you know, “the Frenchman”) in the full chat courtesy of Bloody Disgusting, if you dare… [ Bloody Disgusting ]
Kelly Brook got all clever….like when I used to go on dates and order the egg salad to justify why my ass was producing vile fucking smells….you going to an Indian restaurant after not showering for 4 days because you’ve been drinking and fucking random girls back to back….you know to cover-up my disgusting by masking the smells with similar smells in food….. If your pussy radiates fish smells due to infection, hygiene, etc…just carry a platter of fish around….and no one will be the wiser…and when the fish is all eaten and that pussy smell still lingers out of your dress….all you gotta say is “I must have got some fish on me” making your disgusting more tolerable…. SPEAKING OF HER VAGINA HERE ARE PICS OF IT …..
I’m kind of annoyed that Jennifer Love Hewitt has all of a sudden become a hottie again, I didn’t realize it was the nineteen-nineties again, what am I supposed to do with all my disgusting gigantic booty comments? Here she is wearing her usual dumpy ‘I will never find love’ dress, the usual lameness, except this time she’s showing off some nice loose boobage. Well done. I want to watch her run for a bus or jump up and down on one of those weird miniature trampolines. Hot.
I used to do a Mischa Barton death watch back when she was in therapy and tending to some kind of addiction I’m not sure was ever exploited or explained for the sheer fact that no one gives a fuck about Mischa Barton and whether she died tomorrow or even 4 years ago…no one’s life would really fucking change…she’s a low impact celebrity…. Either way, she was bloated, disgusting to look at, unshowered and she likely stank…but for some reason she pulled it together…probably thanks to the millions in her bank and its ability to hire trainers and handlers…and now she’s looking tight enough bodied on the beach for me to want the disgusting sloppy past off her with my mouth…I’m weird like that.
Kris Jenner seriously needs to STFU. In a new interview with Extra , the managerial matriarch is asked why daughter Kim Kardashian went to visit ex-husband Kris Humphries in Minnesota this week, a trip that extended this disgusting story for another few days and led to talk of reconciliation . Just take a look at the complete and utter nonsense this businesswoman spewed : “Kim is a hopeless romantic. So she wants the fairy tale. She wanted to get married and have babies and raise a family and the white picket fence and all that comes with that. She’s a really good person with a huge heart. “Whatever decisions Kim is making right now, she’s a very smart girl and she’s gonna do the right thing. All I can do is wrap my arms around her gobs of money and make sure she’s okay.” We kan’t even handle this woman klaiming that the same woman who made a sex tape… got married on TV to someone after just a few months of dating… and followed that up with a divorce 72 days later, is merely a “hopeless romantic.” We need to just turn this over to our readers and ask: What do you think is going on with Kim’s trip to see her ex?
