I know people always say you can’t teach old dogs new tricks, but apparently that doesn’t apply to old cougars. Because it looks like somebody finally taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram. And she’s a total pro. In fact, I’d say she’s probably hotter than 90% of the Insta-wannabes out there who are half her age. I mean, is there anything this hottie can’t do? Other than age like a normal human being, that is… Either way, enjoy!
Sometimes, even when a scandal is resolved, the people involved are haunted by rumor and resentments. The Bachelor in Paradise sex scandal is, unfortunately, an example of that. DeMario Jackson is understandably bitter at how some portrayed him. What’s more, he says that the “scandal” would never have happened if he’d been white. Last June, just days into the first attempt at filming Bachelor in Paradise season 4, production was shut down after DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios had a drunken hookup in the pool. The alleged problem, brought forward by two producers, was that they thought that a sexual assault had taken place, because Corinne and DeMario were both said to be pretty heavily intoxicated. You can plan to hook up with somebody and drink, sure. But if you’re plastered, folks, you can’t consent. Nobody involved was ever heard accusing DeMario of taking advantage of Corinne or Corinne of taking advantage of DeMario, but the lack of information did lead to a lot of rumors. It didn’t help that Corinne was unable to remember what had happened. The investigation found no evidence of sexual assault , and Corinne publicly expressed satisfaction with the findings, but apparently even that vindication hasn’t soothed all of the hurt feelings during the investigation. Understandably, DeMario still feels a little bitter. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter , DeMario Jackson says that the scandal never would have happened if he were white . He suggests that the producers who expressed their concerns thought that they were seeing a narrative play out that wasn’t real. “They wanted the angry black guy and this little, innocent white girl. But it wasn’t that.” Very true. And before you say that it looks like DeMario is slut-shaming Corinne, he’s not. (We’ll get to that) “If I would have been [white contestants] Alex [Woytkiw] or Derek [Peth], we wouldn’t even be having this conversation.” Kind of awkward to name specific names. (Also, it’s funny that he mentions those two, because Alex Woytkiw and Derek Peth look like they could be related) DeMario laments his missed opportunities. “I would probably be engaged to Alexis [Waters] right now.” Wow. DeMario has mentioned before on Instagram that he has fond memories from his few days on Bachelor in Paradise . One of those fond memories was throwing coconuts into the water with Alexis Waters at, like, 3am. He apparently asked Alexis to marry him, but we don’t know at what point. She turned him down, though. We don’t think that DeMario is saying that he’d be engaged to Alexis if he were white, but rather that, if the scandal hadn’t happened, he’d be married to Alexis. And … maybe? White privilege is a real thing, and it’s certainly the case that some people are more likely to call the police on interracial couples, alleging either kidnapping or prostitution. (Racism sucks, folks) It’s always easy to imagine that your life would be better if that one thing hadn’t occurred. It’s not always true. We just hope that DeMario doesn’t get hung up on this and, personally and professionally, can move past this. DeMario has more to say about how things would have been if he were white. “This wouldn’t have been a story.” We’re not sure about that, because the producers who raised the (false) alarm may have been sensitive to a drunk woman hooking up rather than to DeMario’s race. But was there racism involved in the backlash? Absolutely. “We wouldn’t even be having this discussion at all. … I had white America calling me the N-word and telling me to ‘go back to Africa.'” That is so sad. We’ve spoken about how even DeMario’s mother was told hateful things . Again, Corinne never once said anything bad about DeMario. And DeMario is returning the favor, talking about how shamefully people talked about Corinne: “And they were slut-shaming Corinne, which sucked.” Racism and sexism combined to shame both people when there wasn’t even a sexual assault. DeMario says that this has impacted his entire worldview. “For me, I’m just sitting here thinking, ‘Wow. Our world.’ The human race continues to let me down.” That is wildly relatable. Like, there was a literal Nazi rally over the weekend that included a terrorist attack against counter-protesters. “Wow, Our world” is right. View Slideshow: 13 Bachelor in Paradise Headlines We Thought About Using For This Ridiculous Story
Sometimes, even when a scandal is resolved, the people involved are haunted by rumor and resentments. The Bachelor in Paradise sex scandal is, unfortunately, an example of that. DeMario Jackson is understandably bitter at how some portrayed him. What’s more, he says that the “scandal” would never have happened if he’d been white. Last June, just days into the first attempt at filming Bachelor in Paradise season 4, production was shut down after DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios had a drunken hookup in the pool. The alleged problem, brought forward by two producers, was that they thought that a sexual assault had taken place, because Corinne and DeMario were both said to be pretty heavily intoxicated. You can plan to hook up with somebody and drink, sure. But if you’re plastered, folks, you can’t consent. Nobody involved was ever heard accusing DeMario of taking advantage of Corinne or Corinne of taking advantage of DeMario, but the lack of information did lead to a lot of rumors. It didn’t help that Corinne was unable to remember what had happened. The investigation found no evidence of sexual assault , and Corinne publicly expressed satisfaction with the findings, but apparently even that vindication hasn’t soothed all of the hurt feelings during the investigation. Understandably, DeMario still feels a little bitter. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter , DeMario Jackson says that the scandal never would have happened if he were white . He suggests that the producers who expressed their concerns thought that they were seeing a narrative play out that wasn’t real. “They wanted the angry black guy and this little, innocent white girl. But it wasn’t that.” Very true. And before you say that it looks like DeMario is slut-shaming Corinne, he’s not. (We’ll get to that) “If I would have been [white contestants] Alex [Woytkiw] or Derek [Peth], we wouldn’t even be having this conversation.” Kind of awkward to name specific names. (Also, it’s funny that he mentions those two, because Alex Woytkiw and Derek Peth look like they could be related) DeMario laments his missed opportunities. “I would probably be engaged to Alexis [Waters] right now.” Wow. DeMario has mentioned before on Instagram that he has fond memories from his few days on Bachelor in Paradise . One of those fond memories was throwing coconuts into the water with Alexis Waters at, like, 3am. He apparently asked Alexis to marry him, but we don’t know at what point. She turned him down, though. We don’t think that DeMario is saying that he’d be engaged to Alexis if he were white, but rather that, if the scandal hadn’t happened, he’d be married to Alexis. And … maybe? White privilege is a real thing, and it’s certainly the case that some people are more likely to call the police on interracial couples, alleging either kidnapping or prostitution. (Racism sucks, folks) It’s always easy to imagine that your life would be better if that one thing hadn’t occurred. It’s not always true. We just hope that DeMario doesn’t get hung up on this and, personally and professionally, can move past this. DeMario has more to say about how things would have been if he were white. “This wouldn’t have been a story.” We’re not sure about that, because the producers who raised the (false) alarm may have been sensitive to a drunk woman hooking up rather than to DeMario’s race. But was there racism involved in the backlash? Absolutely. “We wouldn’t even be having this discussion at all. … I had white America calling me the N-word and telling me to ‘go back to Africa.'” That is so sad. We’ve spoken about how even DeMario’s mother was told hateful things . Again, Corinne never once said anything bad about DeMario. And DeMario is returning the favor, talking about how shamefully people talked about Corinne: “And they were slut-shaming Corinne, which sucked.” Racism and sexism combined to shame both people when there wasn’t even a sexual assault. DeMario says that this has impacted his entire worldview. “For me, I’m just sitting here thinking, ‘Wow. Our world.’ The human race continues to let me down.” That is wildly relatable. Like, there was a literal Nazi rally over the weekend that included a terrorist attack against counter-protesters. “Wow, Our world” is right. View Slideshow: 13 Bachelor in Paradise Headlines We Thought About Using For This Ridiculous Story
Back in April, Kim Zolciak’s 4-year-old son Kash was severely injured after being attacked by a dog. Zolciak updated fans on Kash’s recovery via social media, but she kept certain details to herself, and as a result, the severity of the attack remains something of a mystery. Based on what we know, it sounds as though Kash’s injuries bordered on life-threatening. Zolciak described her son as “traumatized” and revealed that he nearly “lost a very important organ,” though she never specified which one. Kim is under no obligation to divulge the details of her son’s condition, but from what she chose to share, we can surmise that the incident left Kash with both physical and psychological scars that could last a lifetime. It’s for that reason that many fans are shocked by Kim’s choice of present for her son’s fifth birthday. According to a Snapchat from Kim posted yesterday, she and husband Kroy Biermann surprised Kash with a pit bull puppy. She shared a photo of the boy and his dog with fans, most of whom have been supportive of her decision. She captioned the image: “My heart is going to explode.” The choice of present resulted in some negative comments online for obvious reasons. Some bashed Kim as insensitive for putting the child in a position where showing fear would mean rejecting a birthday present from his parents. Others defended the reality star, pointing out that she’s posted photos of Kash playing with dogs on more than one occasion since his attack. Knowing next to nothing about Kash’s psychological state in the months following the attack, it’s impossible for us to say if the gift of a puppy was a bad idea or just what the doctor ordered. Whatever the case, it seems Kim’s youngest is recovering nicely. Kash started kindergarten earlier this week, and it seems the occasion took a serious emotional toll on Kim. “My nugget Kash is a bit more sensitive and shy. There is something about boys that just gets me,” Zolciak captioned an Instagram pic on Monday. “THANK YOU for all of your sweet comments through all my tears last night I didn’t feel as crazy knowing so many of you are going through the same. Love all of you have a fantastic day and I’ll let you know if I hop in my car and go pick him up.” No matter what she does, fans will likely continue to question Kim’s parenting methods, but there’s no questioning her love for her kids. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
Back in April, Kim Zolciak’s 4-year-old son Kash was severely injured after being attacked by a dog. Zolciak updated fans on Kash’s recovery via social media, but she kept certain details to herself, and as a result, the severity of the attack remains something of a mystery. Based on what we know, it sounds as though Kash’s injuries bordered on life-threatening. Zolciak described her son as “traumatized” and revealed that he nearly “lost a very important organ,” though she never specified which one. Kim is under no obligation to divulge the details of her son’s condition, but from what she chose to share, we can surmise that the incident left Kash with both physical and psychological scars that could last a lifetime. It’s for that reason that many fans are shocked by Kim’s choice of present for her son’s fifth birthday. According to a Snapchat from Kim posted yesterday, she and husband Kroy Biermann surprised Kash with a pit bull puppy. She shared a photo of the boy and his dog with fans, most of whom have been supportive of her decision. She captioned the image: “My heart is going to explode.” The choice of present resulted in some negative comments online for obvious reasons. Some bashed Kim as insensitive for putting the child in a position where showing fear would mean rejecting a birthday present from his parents. Others defended the reality star, pointing out that she’s posted photos of Kash playing with dogs on more than one occasion since his attack. Knowing next to nothing about Kash’s psychological state in the months following the attack, it’s impossible for us to say if the gift of a puppy was a bad idea or just what the doctor ordered. Whatever the case, it seems Kim’s youngest is recovering nicely. Kash started kindergarten earlier this week, and it seems the occasion took a serious emotional toll on Kim. “My nugget Kash is a bit more sensitive and shy. There is something about boys that just gets me,” Zolciak captioned an Instagram pic on Monday. “THANK YOU for all of your sweet comments through all my tears last night I didn’t feel as crazy knowing so many of you are going through the same. Love all of you have a fantastic day and I’ll let you know if I hop in my car and go pick him up.” No matter what she does, fans will likely continue to question Kim’s parenting methods, but there’s no questioning her love for her kids. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
Apparently Kylie Jenner turned 20 years old, and along with her legacy that she’s already carved as the Tranny’s daughter who embraces as much plastic surgery as IT, only she doesn’t really fuck with her gender, she just fucks with her level of human she is, allowing her pronoun to also be IT, only not because of genitals, but rather because she’s a fucking alien monster…teaching kids everywhere to jack up their faces, suck out fat from their stomach, drop it in other places, like her tits and ass…so that you can be as creepy in person as you are on social media…all raw meat stapled to her face or some shit… That said, she apparently released her own series because TV is dead and they spin off what works, unfortunately the Kardashians is one of those things….and I guess she’s doing typical Kardashian promotions…half naked…semi slutty…all weird looking… What is all this damn clickbait everywhere….whoring out whores whoring out whores….ya heard. The post Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am pretty sure I wrote about the two girls I saw comparing tongues the other day, it was one of the hotter experiences in recent days, I am not sure what they were doing but one girl was sizing up the other girl’s tongue, I mean it could have been for something gross like comparing STDs…but I like to think it was more about eating each other’s asses…. I guess it is a trend because this is the Vanessa Hudgens version of that…tongue out withe a dog, since she’s a fuzzy animal, sold to the industry by her parents, making her a life of puppet….a puppet who knows her fans a creepy weirdos into her tongue… The post Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Since I know how much you perverts love Ariel Winter , AKA the second-hardest-working hottie on Snapchat (after Bella Thorne , of course), here’s a few new shots of her hard at work keeping her 15 minutes of fame going with another pair of cleavage shots. And one GIF of her twerking on the world’s luckiest dog. Guess he must’ve been a very good boy.
You know how last time I did a post on Elsa Hosk , I said that the Swedish hottie was probably my new #1 favorite Victoria’s Secret hottie ? Well, after spending some time looking over Elsa’s latest lingerie booty shots, I’d like to make a correction… Because she’s now my new #1 favorite woman of all-time. P.S. No offense, Mom.
Sarah Hyland may not have the boobs that Ariel Winter has, but keep in mind she is half the size of her and for me that is a way more attractive quality. Yesterday, Sarah posted her little booty in a bikini on Instagram. If I was that dog lying next to her, I’d definitely give it a sniff.
