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Ivanka Trump "Attacked" Aboard Flight, Apparently Flies Jet Blue

You can’t help who your parents are, but you do have a say in who you help get elected president, which may be why the sight of Donald Trump’s children elicits such a visceral reaction of disgust from so many Americans. Ivanka Trump may not be looked down upon with the sort of disdain reserved for noted Patrick Bateman look-alikes Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump, but she’s not exactly beloved at the moment. So while it’s not all that surprising that Ivanka got an earful when she deigned to fly commercial this morning. Several media outlets are claiming that Ivanka was “attacked” aboard a Jet Blue flight this morning.  Now, before you get too upset, you should know that this was a “verbal attack,” and later reports clarified that Ivanka was “harassed” by an “out of control passenger.” Still decidedly not cool, especially since Ivanka was with her kids, and everything is approximately 800 times scarier aboard an airplane. But obviously, nowhere near as severe as we were initially led to believe. The passenger was removed from the plane, but not before giving Ivanka an unwelcome piece of his mind. And what did the guy have to say? Well, nothing Ivanka hasn’t heard before. “Your father is ruining the country,” he reportedly shouted. He followed that (valid) observation with another solid point, asking: “Why is she on our flight? She should be riding private.: Yeah – why is Ivanka on a Jet Blue flight? Like, no offense to JB – we dig the seat-back TVs and the on-brand blue tortilla chips – but did Ivanka forget her last name when she booked this flight? Not only does Donald Trump own a private jet and talk it about freakin’ constantly, one of his first duties as president-elect was to brag about his insider knowledge of the air travel industry. So the news that his daughter and her kids are sipping Dunkin’ Donuts coffee aboard a discount airline flight is more surprising than the news that other passengers aren’t crazy about Ivanka. Interestingly, this isn’t even the first Trump-related midair kerfuffle since the election. Last month Delta banned a Trump supporter for life after he was caught on video berating female passengers for voting for Hillary Clinton. Fortunately, Ivanka is moving to Washington, D.C. , despite her earlier promise to remain in New York City, so she won’t have to get harassed by airborne plebes every time she wants to participate in the upcoming 4-year sh-tshow of a presidency. View Slideshow: Ivanka Trump: 15 Photos of Donald’s Gorgeous Daughter!

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Donald Trump Russian Orgy Video: Actually in Existence?!

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Are these two just a couple of besties with some wacky plans to take over the world, a la Pinky and the Brain, or is there something more sinister going on, a la a gritty Pinky and the Brain reboot directed by Werner Herzog? Their relationship has remained shrouded by a mist of international intrigue and off-brand spray tan, but fortunately, freedom-loving Americans have a man on the inside who seems to have all the answers: Yes, Tom Arnold. The actor and comedian who was previously best known for marrying Roseanne, starring on Roseanne’s show, and divorcing Roseanne has become an unexpected fount of information regarding Trump’s almost -admirably sketchy past. Like, if Trump were the bad guy in a musical about American history, we’d probably belt out his theme song, but it sucks that he’s actually about to be president while we’re alive, ya know? Anyway, Trump and Arnold are connected in the same way that Trump is connected to so many C-list-and-lower celebs. Arnold competed on the Celebrity Apprentice, during which time he witnessed Trump engaging in some behavior that makes the 2016 election look like a sane man running for office.  Arnold has already claimed to be in possession of a tape in which Trump goes off on a racist rant , which he didn’t release prior to the election because … he was busy doing Tom Arnold stuff. Now, the situation is getting really weird. Yes, weirder than an American presidency being undermined by Tom freakin’ Arnold. It seems the actor was pissed when he found out that Trump planned to sue him for speaking publicly about the racist rant tapes: “Wife told me there’s house line VM from Trump Camp about defamation suit so it’s on! Open Apprentice vaults 4 discovery! Miss Universe too!!” he tweeted. So how is planning to get back at the Donald? Well, by pouring a little gasoline on the raging tire fire that is 2016 and getting Russia involved, of course: That’s Arnold defending his decision not to release the tapes and … hinting at Trump’s involvement in a Russian orgy. Yes, this is the world we live in now. Believe it or not, rumors about Trump gettin’ down in a real-life Eyes Wide Shut-style group sex situation have been circulating online for years. Arnold claims to have footage of the world’s most nauseating porn, and it seems he’s already in talks to release it: It would explain why Trump is so beholden to Putin, but the more likely explanation is that he owes Russia an absurd amount of cash . In somewhat related news, Russia has reportedly tested a weapon capable of downing U.S. satellites . So make sure to enjoy what will likely be your last Christmas that’s not celebrated under the giant Big Brother-style portraits of Putin that will soon be mandatory in every home. Dasvidaniya, America! View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President

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Your Favorite Christmas Movies Rewritten For The Trump Era

Donald Trump has not yet been sworn into office, but he’s already ruined everything: foreign relations, the platonic concept of ethics, the entire planet, the once pleasing hue of cartoon carrots. It follows, then, that he will soon ruin Christmas movies, whose blind, bleeding-heart optimism will no longer offer us brief seasonal respite, but will… Read more »

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17 Worst Celebrity Couples of 2016

There are the sweet celebrity couples we love to hear about, but then there are those just make us cringe. Maybe they're just a little too public with their PDA, or maybe we're tired of hearing about all of their drama. And for a lot of them, their relationships just crashed and burned. From the cringe-worthy and the overly dramatic to the ones who are just downright sad, here's a look at the 17 worst celebrity couples of 2016. 1. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Their romance caught the world by storm about as quickly as it ended. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston had a summer romance that seemed perfect — until it wasn’t. RIP Hiddleswift. 2. Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have been on again and off again so many times we’re getting whiplish. The most recent news suggests that they’ve been fighting a lot and their 2017 wedding may be off. 3. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West It seems like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are always in the spotlight, and this year was a banner year for drama. Apparently, there’s some tension in their relationship these days, though the two have been spotted seeming okay together following Kanye’s breakdown. 4. Donald and Melania Trump We don’t really need an explanation for this one, do we? Donald and Melania Trump have been front and center all year with the presidential election, and not in a good way. Now this celebrity couple is getting ready to move into the White House. 5. Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell The Bachelor couple was uspposed to have a happily-ever-after, and even had their own spin-off on Freeform. Unfortunately, it was on that show that Lauren called off the wedding. Nice. 6. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie They’ve gone from being a Hollywood staple to a Hollywood disaster. Brad and Angelina’s divorce news shocked everyone this year, and what’s followed has been nothing less than dramatic, with allegations of child abuse and even the involvement of the real-life Olivia Pope. View Slideshow

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Donald Trump: Racist Rant Caught on Video?!

Well, it’s official. Yesterday’s Electoral College vote confirmed that Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States, to the delight of alt-righters and doomsday preppers alike. To most who followed the Hamilton Electors movement, the news didn’t come as a shock. It was more like an aftershock that followed the Richter-shattering Big One that happened back in November. Trump’s election was a stunner not only because every pundit and prognosticator led Dems to believe they should pick up a bottle of champagne on their way home from the polls, but also because Trump survived numerous scandals that would’ve sunk any other campaign in the history of American presidential politics. Trump voters didn’t seem bothered when he boasted about sexual assault or asked Russia to launch a cyber-attack against America, but how would they have reacted to video of Trump hurling out racial slurs? Well, thanks to Tom Arnold, we may never know. Arnold was a contestant on the Celebrity Apprentice, and like several others involved with the show , he claims to be in possession of shocking videotapes that show Trump exhibiting the kind of behavior that only Trump could get away with. “I have the outtakes to The Apprentice where he says every bad thing ever, every offensive, racist thing ever,” Arnold says. “It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children,”  Uhhhh … so why in the hell didn’t he share this footage with the general public? Arnold offers this baffling explanation: “I’ll tell you why. Because when people sent it to me, it was funny. Hundreds of people have seen these. It was sort of a Christmas video they put together.” “He wasn’t going to be President of the United States. “It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children.” Clearly, Tom has a different opinion of what’s funny than the rest of the world, which goes a long way toward explaining his comedy career. Sadly, the revelation that Trump casually drops racial slurs and is brutally mean to his own children probably wouldn’t have had much of an impact on the election. However, Arnold’s reasoning in not releasing the video is another example of the weird double standard that allowed Trump to get elected. There may be no candidate in history who spent as much time living as publicly as Donald Trump did. None of that time was devoted to public service of any find, but for nearly 40 years, Trump successfully sought out the spotlight, and he used his platform to put his misogyny and bigotry on display. View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President And for the most part, it was laughed off because he was “Donald Trump, rich, radioactive doofus,” not “Donald Trump, President of the United States.” The problem is, presidents aren’t implanted with a microchip that makes them start “acting presidential” – to quote one of the Donald’s favorite phrases – on their inauguration day. Donald Trump spent 40 years showing the world his true self, and yet millions still believe that at the age of 70, with no political experience of any kind, he’ll become the consummate world leader on January 20. Good rule of thumb: if Tom freakin’ Arnold has the means to embarrass you on an international scale, the most important gig in the western world might not be a great fit for you. Just sayin’.

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Malia Obama: Rehab Rumors Surface Following Long Absence From Public Eye

Yesterday, angry cartoon gourd  Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote , thus ensuring that he’ll be groping genitals in our nation’s capital come January 20. On the same day, the Russian ambassador to Turkey was assassinated as a direct result of Vladimir Putin’s involvement in the ongoing massacre in Aleppo, serving as a reminder of the dangerous entanglement of alliances in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, which historians warn have created a volatile situation frighteningly similar to the circumstances that preceded World War I. Trump has close ties to Russia and Putin, so much so that his secretary of state nominee, Rex Tillerson , was awarded Russia’s highest civilian honor as thanks for brokering hundreds of millions of dollars in Russian oil deals, which are currently on hold due to US sanctions. What does all of this have to do with Malia Obama smoking pot ? Well, not much on the surface (or at all, really), but before we get to the trumped-up (no pun intended) gossip that you came for, we thought we’d remind you that: 1. There are far more important things happening in Washington at the moment than a legal adult contracting a case of the munchies, and 2. If you have an 18-year-old in your life, you should probably encourage them to get in all their bad behavior now, as they might not get a chance later, and they’re probably less likely to be chosen for the Hunger Games if they’re all glassy-eyed. “Malia’s been caught up in a lot of scandal, and now she’s been MIA at a lot of family events,” one “insider” tells Radar Online. “People are wondering if she went to rehab or if she’s just hiding out.” “She’s been an embarrassment to Barack and Michelle, so it’s no wonder they want her out of the picture,” adds the source, who probably went on to bust out a bunch of charts that fully explain #Pizzagate. The  made-up unidentified insider adds that the first sign of trouble was when Malia and her sister Sasha weren’t by President Obama’s side during his annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon. Obama dismissed their absences, explaining, “They just couldn’t take my jokes anymore,” but wake up, sheeple! Clearly, she was strapped to a hospital bed somewhere, convulsing from the pot withdrawals! “The Obamas didn’t raise their daughter to behave like this,” says the source, who we’re increasingly convinced is Trump’s imaginary PR guy John Miller. “Michelle blamed Barack for Malia’s wild behavior and pot-smoking, and said their daughter obviously got it from him.” Yes, clearly, the President of the United States of America has been low-key living the life of a Hunter S. Thompson caricature, and his psychedelic shenanigans have rubbed off on his eldest daughter. For shame, sir! In case you methed the part of your brain that picks up on sarcasm out of existence, we don’t actually think that Malia’s alleged drug use is worthy of national attention. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have a bunker to stock with canned goods.

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Jackie Evancho: Who is Donald Trump’s Inauguration Singer?

There are very few celebrities out there who support Donald Trump . And there are even fewer celebrities out there in the music industry who support Donald Trump. This is why the President-Elect has had trouble finding anyone on the A (or B… or C…) List to perform at his inauguration on January 20, 2017. In the end, Trump's team settled on Jackie Evancho to sing the national anthem at this historic event. The decision has led to at least one widespread question around the Internet: WHO IS JACKIE EVANCHO? Get to know her below… 1. She Rose to Fame on America’s Got Talent At just 10 years old! Belting out opera songs, Jackie finished second in 2010. 2. She’s a Record-Setter After coming in second on America’s Got Talent in 2010, she became the youngest solo artist to release a platinum-selling album with “O Holy Night.” 3. Since Her Run on AGT… … Evancho has experimented with a number of genres. She has released multiple albums, including several Christmas collections and a record of film and showtune covers. She also released a pop single in April of 2016. 4. She Has Political Experience Political SINGING experience, that is. In 2010, she sang at the lighting of the National Christmas Tree and got to meet President Obama. She also sang at the official D.C. Fourth of July celebration in 2016. 5. Her Sister is Transgender At 18 years old, Juliet came out last year. She’s actually part of a lawsuit against a Pennsylvania school district over restroom access, attempting to overturn legislation that states students can only use the restroom that corresponds with their gender at birth. 6. She Has a Favorite Type of Movie It’s a “love story,” Jackie once said. We’re guessing she’s a fan of The Notebook. View Slideshow

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Wisconsin Protesters Go OFF on Trump Electors! WATCH!

In case you've spent the past 24 hours in your bunker, reading up on Canadian citizenship requirements, Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote yesterday, thus ensuring that he'll be our groper-in-chief come January 20. Historically, the EC vote has been something of a formality, but given the surprising and potentially apocalyptic results of this year's election, there was hope that the electors would take steps stop Trump . That may sound rather undemocratic – and feel free to take to the comments and call us a bunch of globalist, PC, snowflake cucks for suggesting it might not be – but it wouldn't be hard for anti-Trump electors to justify the move. The so-called Hamilton Electors movement called the nation's attention to first treasury secretary and prominent Broadway musical inspiration's argument that it's the duty of electors to prevent demagogues who are beholden to foreign powers from assuming office. So there was hope that this antiquated institution would pull off a last-minute stonewalling, right? Eh, not really. Only one GOP elector came forward to say that he would not be voting for Trump ahead of yesterday's vote. In total just five broke ranks, casting votes for politicians as diverse as Colin Powell and a Native American tribal leader Faith Spotted Eagle. So yeah, a rough day for those holding out hope for one last gasp from the #NeverTrump movement. But a pretty solid day for those who enjoy seeing middle-aged women in non-matching purple sweatsuits positively lose their sh-t. Check out the scene in Wisconsin yesterday, and start counting the days until January, 21, 2021:

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Muslim Woman Outed For Faking Subway Attack By Trump Supporters

SMFH… Yasmin Seweid Blasted For Faking Subway Attack By Trump Supporters A New York college student is getting blasted after authorities say she lied about being attacked by Trump supporters. Yasmin Seweid, 18, of Baruch College alleged that three white people attacked her and tried to rip off her hijab. Shortly thereafter she mysteriously went missing and later confessed that the entire story was a farce. Instead, she’d broken her parent’s curfew and was trying to hide her American boyfriend from them. Girl….. The New York Daily News reports: A Muslim student who said she was harassed on the subway by drunken, hate-spewing white men shouting “Donald Trump!” lied to police because she broke her curfew, law enforcement sources said Wednesday. Yasmin Seweid, 18, joined a growing list of local and national alleged hate-crime victims when she told cops she was taunted Dec. 1 on the No. 6 train by three men who called her a terrorist and tried to snatch her hijab off her head while straphangers did nothing. But Seweid finally broke down Wednesday and was arrested after she admitted to detectives that it was all a big lie. Police sources say Seweid made up the story because she didn’t want to get in trouble for breaking her curfew after being out late drinking with friends. Her strict, Muslim parents allegedly forced Seweid to shave her head over the incident and were upset that she was dating a Christian, sources said. The bareheaded Baruch College student, not wearing her hijab, was charged with filing a false report and released after her arraignment early Thursday in Manhattan Criminal Court. She faces up to a year in jail for each charge. Now is NOT the time for these jokes little girl. SMH…

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Muslim Woman Outed For Faking Subway Attack By Trump Supporters

SMFH… Yasmin Seweid Blasted For Faking Subway Attack By Trump Supporters A New York college student is getting blasted after authorities say she lied about being attacked by Trump supporters. Yasmin Seweid, 18, of Baruch College alleged that three white people attacked her and tried to rip off her hijab. Shortly thereafter she mysteriously went missing and later confessed that the entire story was a farce. Instead, she’d broken her parent’s curfew and was trying to hide her American boyfriend from them. Girl….. The New York Daily News reports: A Muslim student who said she was harassed on the subway by drunken, hate-spewing white men shouting “Donald Trump!” lied to police because she broke her curfew, law enforcement sources said Wednesday. Yasmin Seweid, 18, joined a growing list of local and national alleged hate-crime victims when she told cops she was taunted Dec. 1 on the No. 6 train by three men who called her a terrorist and tried to snatch her hijab off her head while straphangers did nothing. But Seweid finally broke down Wednesday and was arrested after she admitted to detectives that it was all a big lie. Police sources say Seweid made up the story because she didn’t want to get in trouble for breaking her curfew after being out late drinking with friends. Her strict, Muslim parents allegedly forced Seweid to shave her head over the incident and were upset that she was dating a Christian, sources said. The bareheaded Baruch College student, not wearing her hijab, was charged with filing a false report and released after her arraignment early Thursday in Manhattan Criminal Court. She faces up to a year in jail for each charge. Now is NOT the time for these jokes little girl. SMH…

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