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Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items… It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something…. But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

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Doutzen Kroes’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures

As you guys probably know, I’m a big fan of Doutzen Kroes . Well, to be fair, I’m a big fan of most lingerie models, but that’s besides the point. What I’m trying to say is, I’m really digging this new shoot Doutzen did for Victoria’s Secret. There’s only one problem: there aren’t any shots of her booty, and that’s always been my favorite part. Somebody’s going to get a very strongly-worded email about this. Luckily though Doutzen’s a MILF, so she’s probably used to dealing with tantrums by now. I’m sure she’ll be able to calm me down. » view all 11 photos

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Debby Ryan’s Car Exiting Skills Need Work

I don’t know much about Debby Ryan other than that she is of legal age and has learned the skill of exiting a car without flashing the cameras. What’s wrong with this new generation of teen celebrities? All of them have way too much class. They need to take a lesson from the Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian handbook on how to open their legs and give the Paparazzi a money shot. Anyway, Debby seems like a nice young lady and I’m sure that in a few years she’ll either be giving us the goods or she’ll disappear completely from the public eye. I’m going with the latter.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Booty Madness

One thing is for sure, Doutzen Kroes has the second best supermodel booty (nobody tops Candice Swanepoel ‘s) and here she is showing it off in a little skimpy bikini while vacationing in South Beach. Lately, every hot babe has been spending a lot of time in Miami so I think it’s time for me to head down there myself and take this blogging business to the next level.And by next level I mean celebrity stalking. I think it’s legal and I’m sure seeing Doutzen’s sweet ass in a bikini live in front of my face is much more exciting.

Doutzen Kroes is Still in a Bikini of the Day

It is safe to say, that in Doutzen Kroes’ entire career as a top model, from working with the top fashion photographers, to brands and magazines that put huge money into their fashion shoots, this picture is her best fucking picture of all time…and to think it was shot by some immigrant paparazzi who was unemployed and figured he’d go out and try to make a living chasing celebrities, cuz it’s better than being deported. Seriously, good work Doutzen, no wonder you’re a model, you make it look so easy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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More Doutzen Kroes’ Sweet Booty In A Bikini

In case you’re like me, and couldn’t get enough of those Doutzen Kroes bikini pictures from the other day , we’ve got even more for you today. Because I think I’ve officially found my new favorite MILF booty. The only way this view could get any better is if Doutzen bends over to help her kid build a sand castle. You don’t bring all those pails to the beach for nothing. So keep those fingers crossed, and stay tuned. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Doutzen Kroes Shows Us Her Sweet Handlebars

Because nothing says I’m not a stalker, I’m just doing my job like hiding behind a tree and perving on a hottie riding a bike, some intrepid paparazzi got these sweet shots of Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes out for a ride and giving us a good look at her great handlebars. Anyway, I know I make fun of these guys a lot, but I do appreciate their work. And here’s hoping this guy can catch Doutzen’s post-ride shower from the bushes next. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body Is Unreal Doutzen Kroes Bikini Boob Grab Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Doutzen Kroes in Vogue Germany of the Day

This Doutzen Kroes, despite her being married and having a kid, something we frown upon here at Stepfather, because having kids is disgusting on so many levels, and even being an half assed “not your real dad”…is bad enough….and that’s just on an emotional level and not on a vaginal level….and she’s looking like a lot of half naked fun…I am sure her black DJ boyfriend…loves makin’ this white girl twerk in all kinds of hip hop music video ways….and as gross as some of you racists find it…I personally like a big girl who can fit big things…like forearms inside her….that’s why one of my favorite role playing games is “Reverse” birth….

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The Least Compelling Victoria’s Secret Video of the Day

I think this video that was released yesterday as a sneak peak of the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Swim collection is pretty representative of just how little they care about their marketing, cuz they know shit sells itself, and they know the girls they kidnap and lock into a career long marriage, who they own and who they turn into celebrities like some kind of pimp if this was the 1800s and Victoria’s Secret was that the back room is a brothel…. Their caption was captivating… Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss tease the Victoria’s Secret’s Swim 2013 collection in this 15-second online-exclusive video. It’s like motherfuckers don’t even need to work anymore – all they need to say is hot bitches in Bikini – Go Look – Go Buy…. Pretty fucking crazy…but for some reason, a reason I call hot tits, hot bodies, brainwashing – I’m sucked into this 15 second shitty edit the CEO’s kid probably made for his 6th grade media class….but to me it is a masterpiece…

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Doutzen Kroes Early with Half Naked Xmas Pics of the Day

I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures….. Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.

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