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JT And Cam Back Together Again

Talk about awkward! Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz were spotted on the set of Bad Teacher in Los Angeles. The co-stars, who broke up three years ago, managed to keep their distance so far… But will reportedly be filming an intimate love scene down the line. Wonder what Jessica Biel thinks of that?

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JT And Cam Back Together Again

Salma Hayek’s Tits Do a Kids Show of the Day

I just had a conversation with someone about kid’s shows being really fucking creepy. We were talking about PeeWee’s Playhouse because he’s making some kind of masturbating in a porn theater comeback, and like everyone in the late 80s, I used to watch the shit, until recently being forced to watch it again, only to realize just how crazy it actually was. It was sexual, awkward and more than anything, pretty fucking insane. So if you haven’t watched a kid’s show as an adult, you will be surprised how fucking cracked out the shit is, it’s like a bad porno without the sex but instead with creepy tree-hugging hippies singing songs about bullshit and characters only serious hard drug use could think up. It is high energy, I’m talking bouncing off the wall insanity that would normally leave a motherfucker institutionalized if he was to do it on the street corner at 3 in the morning.. Apparently Salma Hayek, an entited mother celebrity mother who decided to do something to excite her spawn decided to pull some strings to show her kid just how cool she actually is and she did it while showing off her tits, making all the kids watching it hungry for milk…and scarring their brain into thinking tit, wanting tit and never quite knowing why they are so tit obsessed until serious therapy unravels this moment 20 years down the line…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via LFI

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Salma Hayek’s Tits Do a Kids Show of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord Fakes Caring About Haiti of the Day

With every Natural Disaster or Tragedy comes a handful of motherfuckers who actually care…like Paul Haggis who was doing work in Haiti before the earthquake and who held a brunch for his Hollywood friends to manipulate them into donating. Then there are the people who didn’t know they cared but realized that they do because it either affects people they know or it happened at a time in their life where it just affects them.

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AnnaLynne McCord Fakes Caring About Haiti of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Hawks Old, Crappy Clothes Online

Here’s a terrible great stocking stuffer idea if you’re in a pinch.

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Grizz Chapman: In Need of a Kidney

On television, Grizz Chapman is known for uttering a few hilarious 30 Rock quotes as Tracy Jordan’s sidekick. In real life, however, the actor is facing a serious battle.

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First Look: The Heidi Montag Album Cover

The best thing about this Heidi Montag album cover preview? You don’t have to listen to her sing in order to peep it.

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First Look: The Heidi Montag Album Cover

Moon Bloodgood Topless for Terminator 4 Salvation of the Day

I don’t get excited when a 35 year old bitch who was clearly raised by a couple hippies based on her name being Moon, clearly taking any job she can to establish that acting career she always dreamt she would have cuz working a corporate job is what society wants us to do, so fuck the man and the producer of the movie that cast you and your stupid name in this movie…and the whole thing bores me, but you’ll probably like it…because you are more pathetic than me….sucks to be you…

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Moon Bloodgood Topless for Terminator 4 Salvation of the Day

Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind.

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Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

Heidi Montag Is On A Quest For Plastic

Nope…we’re not talking about Spencer Pratt’s credit card. The Hills star, who has already gotten a nose and boob job, says she can’t wait to get even more nipped and tucked.

Kevin Jonas Hollas: I Want Pre-Nup, Yeah!

Kevin Jonas is totally in love with Danielle Deleasa. His brothers have welcomed her into their family with open arms. However, the fiancee of this adorable boy band member might have a new cause for concern: according to In Touch Weekly sources, Jonas wants Deleasa to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.

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Kevin Jonas Hollas: I Want Pre-Nup, Yeah!