The final Harry Potter flick hits theaters, and Mr. Skin knows where to find Kelly MacDonald magically naked. On DVD, Sasha Grey gets bushy on Entourage, and Linda Blair goes criminally lesbo in the Women in Prison 3-Pack: Jungle Warriors, Red Heat, and Chained Heat.
We’ve got a mouthwatering array of mondolicious mammary delights for you this week on DVD and Blu-Ray, like the ample anatomy of bisexual bloodsucker Natassia Malthe in BloodRayne 3: The Third Reich , the spooky snookers and seeat meat of Eva Birthistle in Wake Wood , the pump-action panties of grindhouse babe Molly Dunsworth in Hobo with a Shotgun , and bloody good boobage from porn star Alexis Texas as she makes her scream-queen debut in Bloodlust Zombies . In other nudes, Hannie Caulder, your one and only chance to see legendary lust object Raquel Welch in the buff, gallops onto Blu-Ray this week. More after the jump!
Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and John Malkovich offer up some choice DVD extras. By Eric Ditzian, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” Photo: Paramount The DVD release of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” delivered a slew of extra features, including previously unseen footage of Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox teaming up with, and quite often running away from, shape-shifting alien robots. “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” actually clocks in at a slightly longer running time, so we can certainly expect the film’s DVD to contain a hefty helping of deleted scenes. “Because we’re 3-D, you’re shooting digital all the time,” LaBeouf told MTV News. “The beauty for us is, let’s say I’m doing a scene with [John] Malkovich or Frances [McDormand] or [Patrick] Dempsey or even Rosie [Huntington-Whiteley] — we’d just riff. You’ve got hours and hours of all that … where you’re just riffing and ad libbing and trying to come up with lines.” When you consider the film is about two hours and 40 minutes long, and the final hour is taken up with an epic battle scene in which Chicago is reduced to rubble, you can start to understand why some of that ad libbing was left on the cutting-room floor. Director Michael Bay was tweaking his cut only a month before the movie hit theaters. One short scene, for instance, featuring Malkovich’s oddball boss as he leaves a meeting with LaBeouf, Huntington-Whiteley and a few Autobots, was only cut recently. “It was just a little tiny thing where I go back to Rosie after I leave the apartment and try to get her number,” Malkovich explained. “That’s the kind of thing that could be true to the character and could not be true to the character — hard to say — but is utterly superfluous to the forward movement of the film. “You’re a figure in someone else’s dream, and however their dream plays out is the way it is,” he added. Wise words from a Hollywood veteran. But Huntington-Whiteley, who made her acting debut in “Dark of the Moon,” came to the same conclusion. “I trust Michael so much on his judgment,” she told us. “He’s made every single castmember look fantastic in this movie, and it’s a long film, so he really has to choose the best scenes and what makes sense to the story line.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Transformers: Dark of the Moon.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Related Photos ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Crashes Into New York City ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’
On top of being one of the worst-reviewed filmmakers of all time, German director Uwe Boll is many things: the possessor of a doctorate in literature, an author, an avid boxer (who has literally knocked out his critics ), a recipient of the rare Razzie “Worst Career” award, an outspoken adversary of Michael Bay, a non-chewer of Stride gum (the company supported a petition for him to retire in 2008), an unwavering believer in his own “art” form. And judging from the five minutes Movieline spent with him during Tuesday’s press event for BloodRayne: Third Reich — the straight-to-DVD third film in his BloodRayne franchise — Boll is also a current-events buff with an affinity for George Clooney movies and small, fluffy dogs.
Cameron Diaz stars in the new comedy Bad Teacher, and we know where to find her bare apples. Emily Mortimer joins the cast of Cars 2, and her nudity in Lovely & Amazing will really rev your engine. And on DVD, Anne Heche stuns with nude boobs in Cedar Rapids.
When it comes to nudes at the box office this weekend, don’t bother- the Green Lantern can make anything he imagines appear with his power ring, and the best he could do is a shot of Blake Lively in a tight, cleavage-revealing dress in the last 5 minutes of the film. You can get waaaaay better pics of Blake right here on this very blog ! No, for this summer blockbuster season, DVD is where it’s at for nudes. Join us as we rub down two upcoming DVD releases with so many bodacious blonde boobs, bushes, and butts, why bother to leave the house? More after the jump!
Say what you will about Battle: Los Angeles — and both Roger Ebert and Movieline’s Michelle Orange had a lot to say — Aaron Eckhart was convincing as the strong-jawed military hero who faces a SoCal alien air raid. That’s saying a lot considering that Hollywood has created some very unlikely characters to go up against extraterrestrials. In honor of this small coup for Battle: Los Angeles (available on DVD and Blu-Ray this week), let’s round up some of the most surprising movie personalities to fend off aliens.
We take our lingering questions straight to the director. By Eric Ditzian J.J. Abrams Photo: MTV News After months of mystery, “Super 8” finally arrived in theaters over the weekend. The secretive marketing campaigns seemed to have paid off, with positive reviews and experts predicting lasting box-office success . With all that film-going satisfaction in mind, the way J.J. Abrams crafted his nostalgic thriller left plenty of lingering questions to be answered. So when the esteemed master of mystery stopped by our MTV News headquarters on Tuesday, we asked him our most burning “Super 8” questions. ( Spoilers ahead! ) Hanging Humans MTV News : When we go into the creature’s cave, we see the humans hanging upside down. Are they hanging upside down because he’s saving them to nosh on later? J.J. Abrams : I love anything involving aliens and noshing. First of all, a man’s got to eat, let’s be honest. Part of it is that he’s a hungry guy and he’s been through a lot, and part of it is that there’s a second connection that he can make with people, so he’s sort of used them as sort of a library of information of what he needs to know about the human technology to use it. Zombie Movies MTV News : The zombie movie that the kids made — why a zombie movie? Why not monsters? Vampires? Why zombies? Abrams : There are a series of films that George Romero did — “Night of the Living Dead,” “Dawn of the Dead” — and I thought that that would be something that could be a big influence on the kid who makes the movies, and so he’s sort of trying to create a movie the way that George Romero, his sort of hero in the movie, did with his zombie films. MTV News : Is there a director’s cut, maybe something we might see on the DVD of their zombie film? Abrams : There’s definitely a movie that’s three times as long, but it’s probably four times as bad. Kiss MTV News : Why no kiss between Elle Fanning and Joel Courtney? Abrams : You know, I don’t know who wanted to see the kiss between Elle Fanning and Joel Courtney, but to me … these were kids who, their affection for each other didn’t necessarily need to be played out with a kiss. But I think that hopefully you get the sense that their feelings for each other are profound. Cameo MTV News : We hear Bruce Greenwood did the motion capture from the creature. Abrams : Bruce Greenwood came in and he did some motion capture, body capture and also facial capture for the performance of the creature. A lot of it we ended up using and a lot of it we ended up having to animate and change because, frankly, when we saw the creature move, sometimes it felt like we had to change it up to make it work better. The PG-13 F-Bomb MTV News : It was a great use of the PG-13 f—. Was there always going to be the one F-bomb you threw? Did you go through different iterations? Abrams : It made me laugh, the idea that this guy who was such a sort of dink at the beginning and the fact that you know he was trying to sell these kids pot, he’s trying to hook up with his sister and he’s just an utter loser working at the camera store. The idea that this guy kind of gets roped into this adventure and sort of starts to really care about these kids. It makes you sort of like the guy, and so his showing up and seeing these kids are still alive and being happy about it and then seeing that this bus has been overturned after this attack of the creature. That reaction that he had just felt like the reaction he would have. And I was hoping that we’d get past the rating and not have to lose it, and luckily we did. Check out everything we’ve got on “Super 8.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: ‘Super 8’
So I guess the best diet plan is having your brother-in-law kill off your entire family in some psycho fit of rage…try making an informercial DVD for that…. Sure it’s not as convenient as getting a gym membership, or a nutritionist, a drug habbit, or even to just stop fucking eating, unless it was chocolate flavored laxatives, like you were a teenage girl a month before prom… Cuz this is what Bitch Looked Like on the Beach before that gutter shit went down…. Look at her now…..and even if she’s doing the “look as skinny as you can sucking in your gut pose” she’s still not half the pig she once was…Good times…
John Slattery’s Emmy-nominated performance as the pompous Roger Sterling on Mad Men has led to a number of film roles for the 48-year-old actor: He’s turned up in Reservation Road , Charlie Wilson’s War , and — more recently — in The Adjustment Bureau (out on DVD next week), playing a supernatural, crisply-suited agent named Richardson who’s responsible for breaking up two fate-defying romantics (Matt Damon and Emily Blunt). Movieline caught up with Slattery to discuss filming The Adjustment Bureau , wariness about Roger Sterling knockoff roles, and the breakneck pace of directing Mad Men .