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Hacking Off: DVD Roundup 1-4-10

The first week of 2011 brings with a crop of DVD and Blu-ray releases ranging from TV box sets to reissues of cult classics on Blu-ray, to abog-budget Hollywood throwback movie that promised Lindsay Lohan but delivered a body double, Robert Rodriguez ‘s rackatastic retro revenge flick Machete . But we’ll still tell you where all the skin is. Machete Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, T&A-listers Nude on DVD Lindsay Lohan , Jessica Alba , and Michelle Rodriguez star in Machete . Jessica and Michelle keep their good parts covered and Lindsay uses a body double for her topless threesome with Alicia Rachel Marek 55 minutes in. But in the next scene, we do get a partial look at Lindsay’s lo-mams through her hair when she wakes up naked. And costar Mayra Leal picks us the slack with rack and crack, showing awesome T&A three minutes into the movie. But a body double, Lindsay? That’s ma-shitty. El Mariachi/ Desperado Also nude on DVD, the skinsational Salma Hayek stars in another Robert Rodriguez flick, Desperado , paired on a Blu-ray double feature with his previous film El Mariachi . If you’re desperate-o to see dairybombs, fast forward to the one hour, eleven minute mark when Salma shows sacks and seat meat getting nailed by Antonio Banderas . That will have you beating your pi

Snoop Dogg Talks Wiz Khalifa Collabo Movie ‘High School’

Cali veteran says straight-to-DVD project will hit shelves April 20. By Mawuse Ziegbe Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa Photo: MTV News Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa are taking their pot-powered friendship to the big screen. The Cali spitter recently revealed details of the upcoming movie, which drops in April on a very appropriate date for two herbal enthusiasts. “[I’m] working on something with my nephew, Wiz Khalifa. We working on a movie called ‘High School,’ which will be out 4/20/2011, straight to DVD, ya dig?” Snoop told Hip Hop Nation’s DJ Skee . A movie following the adventures of Wiz and Snoop nearly ensures a dope soundtrack will accompany the flick, and the duo dropped the project’s first offering, “That Good,” on Tuesday. “[I’m] just trying to spread my wings and fly a little bit,” Snoop explained of teaming up with Wiz for the cinematic venture. “Do a little something for the old school, the new school, the true school. You know, just try to stay true to who I am and just make that good sh–. You know what I’m good for.” Snoop, who has been on Team Taylor for a while, also added that he was proud to see the Pittsburgh MC break out as a rising rap force to be reckoned with. “It’s beautiful to see him gradually grow from somebody that’s hustling to the whole world starting to pay attention and respect him for who he is. To see him get that attention and that respect and that world renown that he deserves is a beautiful thing,” he beamed. “Now he just gotta stick to the script and keep making hot sh– and, you know, stay on course.” Snoop also commented on the laid-back lyricists’ many similarities — from their beanpole frames to their botanical extracurricular activities — and explained that the movie idea sprung from teaming up on projects like Wiz’s “Black and Yellow” remix . He added that joining forces was not just good for the MCs, but a good look for the rap game in general. “We decided to go ahead and say, ‘You know what? Let’s do a movie and a soundtrack and just become, you know, bosom buddies and do what we do ’cause we love what we do and we love each other and at the same time we know what the people want,’ ” he said. “The people want to see the two generations come together where hip-hop ain’t about old school and new school. It’s just about good music and making good moves and putting something out there that’s classic where people can respect it and say, ‘Yeah, so now, this was some gangsta sh– that really made hip-hop gradually grow to another level.’ ” Are you looking forward to checking out the duo’s new movie? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Snoop Dogg Wiz Khalifa

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James Franco in Howl and 5 Other Favorite Movie Beatniks

While James Franco’s performance in 127 Hours has him on the likely-to-be-nominated list this year, his other real-life turn — as Beat poet Allen Ginsberg in Howl (out this week from Oscilloscope Laboratories) — deserves as much praise, even if the film itself was little-seen. The narrative debut of documentary filmmakers Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman ( The Times of Harvey Milk , The Celluloid Closet ), Howl succeeds both at capturing the milieu in which Ginsberg wrote his most famous work and at bringing the poem itself to dazzling, cinematic life. So with Howl (one of my favorite films of 2010) coming to DVD and a long-awaited film adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road slated to hit later this year from director Walter Salles, here’s a few of our favorite big-screen beatniks.

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Green Day To Drop Awesome Live Album/DVD In March

While a track list isn’t available, band has hinted that ‘Cigarettes and Valentines’ could make the cut. By James Montgomery Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong Photo: Rich Sancho/ MTV News For years now, Green Day have made a point of turning their live shows into all-out arena-rock events, complete with gratuitous pyro, even more gratuitous stage props (T-shirt launchers, toilet-paper guns, water cannons, etc.), and, of course, some good-old-fashioned crowd participation . And now, they’re packaging all that madness for the masses, with the appropriately titled Awesome as F—, a live CD/DVD set to hit stores March 15. That’s according to a spokesperson for their label, Reprise Records, though eagle-eyed fans probably could have guessed something was in the works as far back as August, when the band took to their Twitter account to announce, “We’ve been recording our live shows since the beginning of tour. Possible live album coming. A ton of songs!” In other tweets , they encouraged fans to bring “Awesome as F—” signs to shows and even hinted that a version of “Cigarettes and Valentines” — a song from their now-legendary scrapped album that pre-dated American Idiot, which they performed live for the first time during an August show in Denver — would appear on the album . Awesome as F— is already listed on Amazon.com as a two-disc set. At press time, a track list for the album was not available. Green Day’s last live album was 2005’s Bullet in a Bible, recorded at the Milton Keynes National Bowl in England. Last year, they also released a mini live set, Last Night on Earth, taken from a performance in Tokyo. Are you excited for the Green Day live album? Let us know in the comments! Related Photos The Evolution Of: Green Day Related Artists Green Day

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before…. So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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Brittney Jones Sex Tape Preview of the Day

I don’t really know who this bottom feeder is, but I do know that you will probably like watching her fuck, cuz watching girls fuck, no matter who they are, or how hot they are, or how big their pussy lips are, is always a good time. The rumor is that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with this girl, but there’s no actual proof,because last time I checked Ashton Kutcher was a fucking faggot who old dates a woman old enough to be his mom cuz her dried up old lady pussy feels and smells like a male prostitutes HIV anus….and no matter how much plastic surgery she gets, or training she does, she’ll always be the pussy that created her troll daughter, and a fresh coat of paint won’t change scientific proof… What it comes down to is that Brittney Jones did what any girl addicted to the attention she got when the Ashton story hit, she’s alright looking, I mean considering she’s not in her 50s, and she’s lucky Demi didn’t try to suck the youth out of her, cuz that is apparently something she does. I hate the Kutchers and the Kutchers hate me…. at least according to Twitter ….when I was one of 8 people he was blocking…. Ashton Kutcher did everything in his power to get his name taken off any promotion of the DVD, cuz apparently they were saying “this is what Ashton may have experienced” and good or not, I am sure it’s better than what that cunt Demi has to offer…which isn’t say much…but is saying something about her inadequacies… ENJOY!! To See The Rest of the Sex Tape – Follow This Link GO

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12-28 DVD Roundup: The Poon-ited States of Bare-a

In the last week of 2010, skin fans won’t be disappointed with the sexy selection of new DVD releases, from Violante Placido in the George Clooney flick The American to Emily Meade ‘s nude debut in Twelve . The American Nude on DVD this week, Italian eyeful Violante Placido shows her stars and strips in the spy flick The American . Ms. Placido flashes her guns in three different scenes, but we really get a dose of her dairylicious danglers an hour and 20 minutes in when she takes a topless swim and even shows some furburgerage through her soaking wet panties. The American is red, white and boobs! Twelve Also nude on DVD, Emily Meade makes her nude debut in the druggy drama Twelve. At the one hour and fourteen-minute mark, Emily bares her left boob as she gets ready to bang a thuggish-looking drug dealer. It’s only a quick peek, but Emily must have found stripping addictive, because this year also marked her topless boob tube debut on HBO’s Boardwalk Empire . The first one’s free Emily, but then you have to pay! The United States of Tara Season Two Finally, Toni Collette stars as a babe with three crazy personalities and two awesome titties in season two of the Showtime series The United States of Tara . If you’re looking to see Ms. Collette’s croquettes, skip to episode 14, where Toni will put the boney in your baloney pony when she reveals her rackage getting out of bed with her lesbo playmate Joey Lauren Adams . In The United States of Tara , you have the right to bare boobs!

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Karissa Shannon’s White Trash Bottom Feeding Ass in Clothes of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother looking at pictures of Karissa Shannon in her clothes when you can just watch her Sex Tape …. It’s like this bitch doesn’t fucking exist when she’s walking around like a normal person, cuz all that matters and all that she’s accomplished is that she fucked a colored dude on camera, packaged it and sold it. She’s beyond useless, despite getting naked and fucking on camera actually being useful in so many way, just not for any self-respecting woman, which in so many ways makes her even more useful… I am not sure what I am getting at, but I think it has to do with the fact that I don’t really get why I am posting this, when I can just slip in the DVD like you want to slip into her, unfortuanately, I don’t own a TV….not that it matters, I figure if I really want to watch porn, I’ll deal with real pornstars, not nude models trying to advance their useless cunt careers, a strategy that worked out awesome for this idiot…since we all expected this to be the only way her nude model career to go, except maybe her… Who cares…here’s her trailer trash lookin’ slut ass that will one day end up in the welfare line…cuz you’re into that shit…

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Karissa Shannon’s White Trash Bottom Feeding Ass in Clothes of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother looking at pictures of Karissa Shannon in her clothes when you can just watch her Sex Tape …. It’s like this bitch doesn’t fucking exist when she’s walking around like a normal person, cuz all that matters and all that she’s accomplished is that she fucked a colored dude on camera, packaged it and sold it. She’s beyond useless, despite getting naked and fucking on camera actually being useful in so many way, just not for any self-respecting woman, which in so many ways makes her even more useful… I am not sure what I am getting at, but I think it has to do with the fact that I don’t really get why I am posting this, when I can just slip in the DVD like you want to slip into her, unfortuanately, I don’t own a TV….not that it matters, I figure if I really want to watch porn, I’ll deal with real pornstars, not nude models trying to advance their useless cunt careers, a strategy that worked out awesome for this idiot…since we all expected this to be the only way her nude model career to go, except maybe her… Who cares…here’s her trailer trash lookin’ slut ass that will one day end up in the welfare line…cuz you’re into that shit…

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Jingle Bells and Dingle Swells: 12-24 Theater Roundup

It’s Christmas Eve and that means that the theaters will be packed with families looking to get a break from Holiday festivities in darkened movie houses. It also means that the chance of seeing actresses get naked on screen in new releases drops like Santa down the chimney. Luckily Mr. Skin is here to tell you where to see this holiday season’s sexy starlets showing skin. Gulliver’s Travels The big (in more ways than one) comedy of Christmas weekend is the skin-free family film Gulliver’s Travels , in theaters Christmas Day. Adapted from the famous Jonathon Swift satire, Gulliver’s Travels stars Jack Black in the title role and Emily Blunt and Amanda Peet as luscious Lilliputian ladies. Thankfully not all thankfully not all of Emily and Amanda’s roles have been so family-friendly. In the 2004 flick My Summer of Love , Emily shows off her UK T&A repeatedly while lezzing out with her Sapphic scissor sister Nathalie Press . And Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Amanda Peet first showed off her perky c-cups in the 2000 gangster comedy The Whole Nine Yards . So forget Gulliver’s travels to Lilliput and travel to the DVD store for some skin-and-butt! Little Fockers Also opening in theaters this weekend, Teri Polo and Jessica Alba costar in Little Fockers , the latest installment of the successful comedy series starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller . But if you want to see Teri and Jessica’s little fockers, you’ll have to look elsewhere, because this holiday comedy is about as hot as Frosty the Snowman . So if you want a little something to stuff your stocking, go check out Teri going bare-y in 1993’s Quick . She gets topless twice and that will have you reaching for your polo stick. And to see Jessica strip, fast forward to the six-minute mark of The Killer Inside Me , in which Ms. Alba made her nude debut earlier this year in a scene where her boyfriend belts her bare butt. Jessica’s reddened rump will turn your little focker into a big focker!

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