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Video: Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Kate Upton’s Mostly Naked Easter Commercial

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Everyone celebrates Easter in their own special way. Some, like New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, celebrate it by drawing thousands of people to a massive outdoor sermon . Others, like Sports Illustrated cover girl Kate Upton, opt to give back in a more personal way – by doing some sort of strange commercial where she hunts for Easter eggs in her cleavage. Which one is better? We leave that for… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Opposing Views Discovery Date : 07/04/2012 19:49 Number of articles : 2

Video: Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Kate Upton’s Mostly Naked Easter Commercial

Happy Easter (and Passover!) from Mr. Skin [PIC]

How else do you celebrate Easter than with Bunnies? Get a hippity-hop in your pants with the Cadbury Creme Eggs and grass-free Easter baskets of our The Girls Next Door: Nude Scenes playlist. And if Passover is more your speed, never fear- just check out Mr. Skin’s Hebrew Hotties playlist now!

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In White Folks News: Tim Tebow Is Delivering Easter Sermon At Texas Church In Front Of 30,000 People

Tim Tebow Delivers Easter Sermon The New York Jets NFL star is set to bring a little extra Easter cheer to Georgetown, Texas this Sunday when he delivers the holiday sermon at Celebration Church. In preparation for the athlete’s weekend talk, the church tells local news outlet KVUE that they will erect bleachers outdoors on its 60-acre grounds to accommodate an expected crowd of 30,000. “Obviously it’s our Super Bowl,” pastor Joe Champion told KVUE in Austin. “Easter is the resurrection of Christ, which we celebrate in our faith. We feel like it’s going to be a testimony to the community. We want it to be a family event.” Set to speak for 20 minutes at the 10 a.m. service, Tebow, 24, was not originally scheduled to chat with parishioners on Easter Sunday, and pastor Champion is unsure as to why his church was chosen as the one Tebow would visit. “There will be the sacredness of Easter. It’s not a Tim Tebow show,” argued Champion. “It’s not about a celebrity. There’s really only one celebrity that we are going to honor and highlight.” Source WENN More On Bossip! Beyonce Releases NEVER SEEN VIDEO EVIDENCE OF PREGNANCY And “4-Year Anniversary To Jay-Z” Never Seen Pictures (20-Pics) [Video] Thickly Thick Goodness: Women That Looked Better When They Had The Extra Weight You Mad?? Bossip Confirms That Reggie Bush Has Been Thirsting For Kimmy’s Cakes For 6 Months, Bitter That She Chose Kanye Over Him! [+ Pics Of Kim And Kanye Today!] All Hail Sisqó! Celebrities Caught Out And About Rocking Thong Th-Thong Thong Thongs!

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Alien: The Easter Edition

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(YouTube link) This Easter-themed parody of the 1979 film Alien may make you think twice about digging into those chocolate eggs! Or maybe not… -Thanks, Vincenzo! Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 06/04/2012 13:28 Number of articles : 2

Alien: The Easter Edition

TRAILER: Simon Pegg Is Paranoid in Adorable-Looking Fantastic Fear of Everything

Even laundromats are scary to children’s author-turned-crime novelist Simon Pegg in the intriguing British indie A Fantastic Fear of Everything , which is just about the most promising new trailer I’ve seen all week , and delightful to boot. Enjoy Pegg’s litany of neuroses (and a stop-motion hedgehog!) in this first look at the film, directed by Kula Shaker frontman Crispian Mills. A Fantastic Fear of Flying is written and directed by Mills with music video veteran Chris Hopewell co-directing, and puts Pegg front and center as a paranoid author obsessed with murder — rather, obsessed with a fear of being murdered. The film also stars British veteran actor Paul Freeman as his doctor (Dr. René Belloq himself!) and Amara Karan ( The Darjeeling Limited ) and is slated for release stateside via Indomina, though no U.S. date has been set. Pegg Tweeted the trailer today (hat tip, Film School Rejects ):

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Doc Peeks Into Ingmar Bergman’s VHS Collection, Finds… Ghostbusters?

Legendary auteurs, they’re just like us! When iconic filmmaker Ingmar Bergman passed away in 2007, he left behind one of the greatest bodies of work known to cinema — and a vast, meticulously catalogued VHS collection, the subject of the upcoming Swedish documentary Bergman’s Video . Among his tapes, somewhere between the Bunuel and the Tarkovsky: Jurassic Park , Ghostbusters , and The Blues Brothers , which at least partially explains the ghosts and Jake/Elwood-esque sibling dynamic in Fanny and Alexander . The dinosaurs, not so much. [ Cineuropa via Movie City News ]

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Let’s Name Every Possible Easter-Themed Movie You Could Watch This Sunday

There’s a movie for every special occasion/holiday, but when it comes to Easter you’ve got a lot of very, very different viewing options. Why go the traditional bunnies and kiddies route (a la Hop ) or take a more pious tack ( Passion of the Christ , anyone?) when there are so many other, less predictable ways to celebrate? I’ll start with a few to whet your whistle as you dip into the chocolate basket this Sunday… Easter Parade (1948) Fred Astaire + Judy Garland + hats make Easter about winning that special guy/gal’s heart and not about, you know, Jesus. — Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) Those aren’t Easter Eggs — they’re Critter eggs! Hunt carefully. — Mallrats (1995) “You know what?? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!” Thanks a lot, Kevin Smith. — Resurrection (1999) “All the victims were 33 years old — the same age as Christ when he died.” This forgotten gem stars Christopher Lambert — who also co-wrote the script! MAKE YOUR EASTER SUNDAY A HORROR EASTER SUNDAY! — Chocolat (2000) Because Easter –> chocolate –> Chocolat ! Mmm, chocolate. It’s what Easter’s all about, right? — Donnie Darko (2001) Make it a double feature with 1950’s Harvey (like the Aero’s doing this weekend in Los Angeles) and you’ll get enough freaky life-sized bunny action to last you until next year. Got any other suggestions? Leave ’em below.

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Miley Has a Hot Tight Little Body of the Day

I don’t know what Miley has been up to, but I do know that whatever it is, her redneck, hick, billionaire, well sexualized and experienced from a young age thanks to Disney Execs, is looking fucking hot in a tight little body….while flashing her bra….in spandex pants that were substantially better than the fat bitch that I saw in spandex pants yesterday….who has clearly watched too much Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian to realize that just because they make them in her size, doesn’t mean she should wear them….while Miley’s hot little pussy all hugged in these pants…makes for a tight little package I’d like to fertilize her easter eggs in her uterus….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS… FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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People Really Ain’t Isht: Easter Egg Hunt In Georgia Cancelled Due To Past Violence

Babies are getting trampled on and all kinds of ruthless isht! An annual Easter egg hunt in central Georgia has been canceled after organizers say parents became violent while trying to collect eggs for themselves and their children in past years. This will be the first time in years that the Easter Bunny won’t be visiting children during the annual egg hunt at Central City Park in Macon, traditionally one of the largest Easter events in central Georgia. Bibb County Commissioner Joe Allen tells The Telegraph of Macon that liability concerns led to the cancellation. Allen is founder and CEO of Kids Yule Love, which coordinated the event. Allen said he canceled this year’s hunt because parents caused children to be hurt. He said that in past years, one woman was injured and several children were “trampled on.” SMH at these parents, just SMH!!! Source More On Bossip! Happy 4th Anniversary BeyBey And Hubby Hov: A Stroll Down Memory Lane Of The Couple’s Most Romantic Moments [Photos] Celebrity Cribs: Lil Weezy Is Sellin’ His Louisiana Glass And Chrome Home For $1.7 Milli Rihanna’s Bangin’ Spread For Elle Magazine Is Out…Plus She Talks About Breezy And Kids New Music: Kanye West Featuring DJ Khaled And DJ Pharris “Theraflu” (Talks Amber Rose, Wiz Khalifa, And Being In LOVE With Kimmy Cakes!)

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Mike Tyson Likes Jesus of the Day

I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here….. Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up… Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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