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Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day

I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production, I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives… But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam.. And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats… The post Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabella by Erez Sabag for TREATS! of the Day

This models name is Isabella…I guess she’s trying to keep her last name out of things…because she figures that when she does the best shoot of her life…and she should be sending out fucking press releases about the shit like she was Emily Ratajkowski, who also used TREATS! Magazine to get her out there, and make her famous, even if the pics are kind of boring, they feature tits, and tits, in what remind me of a 90s Sports Illustrated swimsuit…is some throwback nonsense I can fuck with, even if all these pictures, everyday, are the equivalent of clickbait bullshit…just too much flimsy content to go through, the good news is that the tits in them….are still tits and thus worth looking at… The photographer is Erez Sabag. The post Isabella by Erez Sabag for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King Ass for Instagram of the Day

I am a little slow to the gate on this one…it happened 5 days ago and according to internet protocol…5 days is the equivalent of 10 years ago…but still not in the realm of “it didn’t happen at all because you can still google it to cross reference it with her latest social media work”…that’s why we are all ADD idiots who focus on useless things like other people’s lives, and making our shitty lives seem more interesting…something I only really like when it involves girls being slutty, or exhibitionists, because anything else is just nonsense I can’t jerk off to… So Jaime King….star of My Bloody Valentine 3D….who is 35 posted this ass picture, and it’s not that bad…because it is an ass picture…and it doesn’t look 35…because she’s all hollywood, even though she’s barely hollywood, but I remember the name, so there must have been at least 5-10 minutes for her, where she was deep throating producers, as girls in hollywood do, provided the producer has a big enough penis to constitute “deep throating”…when most are probably tiny penises overcompensating with shitty movies and lots of money…not that it matters…what matters is that all girls need to flash their asses…Jaime King is just taking the lead on a movement I endorse…

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Claudia Schiffer is Hot at 100 of the Day

I remember guys I knew would circle jerk to Claudia Schiffer. This must have been in 1994. I never participated because I always just assumed a circle jerk was less about the sport of competitive jerking off to see who cums first and more about the leader of your gang being a closet case homo who just wants to watch all his friends jerk off….you know the kind of guy who invites his friends to fuck his girl because he just wants his friends there to watch his friends… All this to say, Claudia Schiffer doesn’t bring up gay thoughts for me, she just reminds me of that story, because dudes fucking loved her enough to jerk off together to magazine pics of her and I don’t just mean David Copperfield…I mean so many fucking dudes..she was the Kate Upton of her era…and now, 20 or 30 years later…I am not good at math..but that are the equivalent of 100 years in model years…and she’s still fucking amazing…I guess some people just take care of themselves when their whole existence depends on their look…and I guess some people, especially have good genes thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened 30 years prior to her birth… Here is her shoot for something random that doesn’t matter….because what matters is Claudia Schiffer

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Miley Cyrus Handjob Grip of the Day

Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work to date hasn’t been grinding a married dude at an award shot. It was not spitting on her fans…or killing off her dog…or proving her team are drone puppets who do what they say. It was not destroying the youth with her bad influence…and shitty candy-coated content they eat up… The most offensive thing to date has been this picture of her showing off her grimy little hand in a grimy little hand job position. This is the equivalent of her simulating a blow job, as she’s done, only it looks far more abrasive…bitch needs to moisturize or take care of those farm hand looking things…seriously…this is the worst I’ve seen her…I’ve had better looking hand jobs from homeless chicks who used the slimy greasy sludge filth from not washing as lube…

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Peyton Manning "Omaha" Calls Earn 24K for Charity

What’s better than throwing for 400 yards in the AFC championship game, defeating your arch rival and earning your third trip to the Super Bowl? How about netting your charity thousands and thousands of dollars? A week after microphones picked up Manning screaming “Omaha” 44 times at the line of scrimmage during a victory over the Chargers, eight businesses in that city decided to donate $800 for each time Manning screamed this audible during yesterday’s win against the Patriots. Peyton Manning “Omaha” Explanation The unique, fun deal netted $24,800 for the quarterback’s Peyback Foundation after he barked it out 31 times on Sunday. “This has been terrific for us,” said David G. Brown, president and CEO of the Greater Omaha Chamber of Commerce, which headed up the charity drive. “Before Friday, we had calculated that news coverage of Omaha had generated the equivalent of about $10 million in advertising.” Brown added that the city had no interaction with Manning or his representatives about the effort, but presumed Manning would accept the donations. “This is really great for Omaha as a community and for the businesses that are embedded here,” said Todd Simon, a senior vice president of Omaha Steaks, which took part in the promotion. “Who knows whether any of this will translate to the bottom line, if ever, but it can’t hurt.” And it’s nice to know that Richard Sherman’s postgame rant isn”t all people are talking about the day after these games.

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Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint…. So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body. It means nothing. But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with. Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is. She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

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Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint…. So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body. It means nothing. But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with. Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is. She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

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J Woww’s Duct Tape Boobs for Gay Marriage of the Day

I didn’t know that this Prop 8, No H8, let the gays marry, even though every gay guy I know refuses to get married, cuz that marriage shit is for breeders and part of being gay is not being a fucking breeder….at least that is what I have been told…cuz I am only gay in prison and even that is not by choice…but by rape….prison rape….and it is horrible… I guess it would make sense that these pics were shot two years ago when prop 8 shit mattered….and more importantly when Jenni JWoww mattered….somcethe Jersey Shore shit is dead in the fucking water….even though the cast still lives on…unfortunately…. The only good thing about this is that I hear Duct Tape bras are the gateway to staring in anal porn…and fuck I’ll watch any girl, implants or not, get down in some anal porn…you know cuz it’d be her supporting gay sex…in her own retarded way…. What it comes downto is that it is no surprise her No H8 pic is the most trashy of them…..and I can’t help but appreciate it….

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