Everyone’s favorite Hollywood babe who should be blacklisted like this was the McCarthy Era and she was a communist, cuz her crime is far worse that reading the Communist Handbook, and involves inserting Ashton Kutcher in her…..And sure he’s rich, successful, good looking….and all the girls want a piece…but Mila….Mila and him have something so special that no one would understand cuz they worked together when she was 14….in the equivalent of hollywood High School sweethearts….he is still annoying as fuck, polluted by Demi Moore’s demon forming vaginal juice….and up there with the person in Hollywood I hate the most and wish bad things upon…making her stock and sex appeal go way down from when I was writing her love poems….but I’ll still look at her as she Shows Off the Boobs That Belong To Ashton Kutcher…that he plays with, sucks on, and possibly has sex with….because ultimately…I don’t give a fuck who or what she puts inside her….it is irrelevant to me and I can appreciate lookin at her pics for hours and hours and hours cuz I got nothing much else goin on….
LEGO has released the trailer for LEGO Batman : The Movie — DC Super Heroes Unite , the feature-length version of the video game sequel that will be released in 2013 on Blu-Ray, DVD and via digital download, that’s based on the toy building-block adaptation of the comic. That’s four levels of franchising away from the source material, which means we’re more than halfway to Kevin Bacon . But despite sounding like the Inception of marketing, the movie looks great. Here are six reasons why: 1. It actually looks funny. The LEGO video game franchise, which has also adapted the Indiana Jones , Star Wars and Harry Potter universes, produces the equivalent of Mel Brooks parody movies for button mashers. While these games are never particularly inspired, they’re not blatant cash-ins either. Each is stuffed with genuine love for the source material and loaded with obscure collectibles and knowing in-jokes for fans, such as the scene in the above trailer where the Flash catches a boomerang with a look of contempt in his eyes that says, Really? You’re actually attempting to stop the Fastest Man Alive with a spinning chunk of wood? An unexpected explosion reveals the Penguin, in full tuxedo costume, playing with fish in the bath, and when Harley Quinn declares something to be a riddle a certain green-clad Batman villain plaintively wails “Hey, that’s my line!” The Bat-Signal even becomes a visual joke when Superman throws Bats into the sky. The toy setting establishes a light-hearted attitude, and the trailer indicates that the movie will take full advantage of that. 2. It’s A Justice League Movie Assembling the Justice League for the big screen has been a cinematic dream for decades. Marvel took five movies to get ready for their equivalent, assembling The Avengers to multi-billion dollar success. With DC planning to release its Justice League movie in the summer of 2015 (when Avengers 2 debuts), the LEGO movie offersoffers skips straight to the action, treating fans to an ensemble cast. 3. Restraint All LEGO movies rely on the gimmick that things break apart and have to be reassembled. Luckily even LEGO knows that now, and it seems to be showing some restraint with the premise instead of turning the whole movie into a computer-generated building demo. The central plot of the film is Lex Luthor inventing the “Deconstructor”, a device which can breakdown anything into its component parts. You wouldn’t think a genius would be required to figure out such a task in a LEGO world, but apparently it was. Thankfully, although there are bound to be a few spectacular dismantlings in the movie (and, I’m betting, at least one blurred scene of the Flash reassembling something with super speed), the trailer indicates that there’s more to the movie than that. Besides, there’s no topping the scene in the Star Wars short Revenge of the Brick in which Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force to break up his own fighter so that it can evade enemy missiles. 4. Perfect Graphics One advantage of depicting computer-generated plastic blocks and other geometric shapes is that the current technology is well-suited to the task. With these basics covered, more of the animation budget can be spent on interesting design and exciting special effects instead of weeks spent attempting to get human hair to look better than painted plastic. In this movie, that’s what it’s supposed to look like. 5. Imagination The trailer isn’t just true to the toys, it’s true to the function of toys — playing! At one point during an air-and-sea chase involving Batman and the Joke, the Caped Crusader dips one of the Batplane’s wings into water to generate a wave that grounds the Joker-boat. If that doesn’t sound like a scenario that a kid would create with his LEGO toys, then you don’t have kids. Or LEGO. 6. Batman Always Wins Batman’s whole deal is succeeding in any situation — even conversion to other media (something other comic characters famously have trouble with.) The Batman Begins trilogy has been one of the blockbuster successes of the decade, Arkham Asylum made him the first hero to have a good video game in this console generation, then Arkham City showed he could do it again — bigger, and better — whenever he wanted. The question is whether he can also be king of the blocks. Luke McKinney loves the real world, but only because it has movies and video games in it. He responds to every tweet. Follow Luke McKinney on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Bye baby Chris Brown has reportedly ended his relationship with Karrueche Tran over her alleged contact with his arch light skinned nemesis Drake. While Brown and Tran have yet to address breakup rumors, new reports suggest that the singer was not too happy after learning that his girlfriend of two years had business plans with his rival and immediately ended their relationship: Brown, 23, recently fueled the break-up rumors by reportedly deleting all photos of Tran, 24, from his Twitter page. The only female photograph that Brown did not feel compelled to delete from his page was that of renowned model Chanel Iman, who is standing next to the singer alongside the photo caption: “The beautiful!!!!! @chaneliman.” Some fans suspect that the couple have been having problems for some time after Tran, a model, allegedly had one of Brown’s paintings tattooed on to left hand . Tran’s colorful Dragon tattoo, which almost covers her entire left hand, was posted on Twitter alongside the photo caption: “Maybe I’m crazy.” Some would suspect that Tran’s large hand tattoo may have been a desperate attempt to prove her love for Breezy. However, the fact that Chris pulled the DUHLEET DUHLEET DUHLEET move on Karrueche from his entire Twitter and Instagram speaks volumes. We all know in this day and age, that is the equivalent to throwing out all your ex’s isht in the back of their hoopty and setting it ablaze à la Waiting To Exhale . Rihanna, your move… Source
In a battle of webs against fangs, which will come out on top? That’s the question we’re now forced to ask, as Us Weekly sources report that an unexpected feud is brewing in Hollywood: Andrew Garfield vs. Robert Pattinson ! Simply put… “Andrew can’t stand Rob,” the tabloid insider claims. “Andrew hates that they’re put in the same category because they’re both English and around the same age.” And Pattinson isn’t itching to befriend the latest superhero star either, allegedly, as each attended the wedding of producer Kevin Turen on June 23, but “spent much of the night ignoring each other,” according to a witness, who added: “They don’t enjoy hanging out. Andrew considers himself a ‘serious actor’ and sees Rob as the equivalent of a cheesy boy bander because of Twilight .” Ouch. Zing and a half! Will Robert soon fire back? He is in a fighting mood these days, recently calling out whoever came up with the nickname R. Patt . You tell us, readers: Which of these actors would you rather do anything but fight with… naked in bed?
Reebok is smart enough to take Victoria’s Secret approach to marketing, by recruiting their prized hen and slutting her up in activewear in efforts to sell shoes using her ass….making her the equivalent of a low level spokesperson prostitute who traded her dignity for a paycheck that corporations rape to make fucking sales…..and I am not complaining….because hot model ass slutting out for money in pictures I can look at….whether I give a fuck about the brand or not…is a good thing….we need more of that in this horrible world we live in….that is luckily coming to an end in 8 months.
Coco is ridiculous but you don’t need me to rip into her…it’s all be said before. She’s a hooker, she found a john who is into it, who happens to be rich and famous, and who has the ability to help her put herself out there, like the hooker she is, cuz that’s what he likes about her. She looks like a clown, is tacky as fuck, she’s not hot, but haggard, as most retired hookers are, but yet she brings the fucking goods…..in the last week….3 pics of her half naked, and that’s better than any bitch I sext with does….and although she’s made of plastic, is dumpy and short, has fake hair and bad make-up…..that’s some good fucking output….and to hate on any bitch taking pics of her ass and tits…is to hate on the beauty of sluts and all things needed for us to jerk off. Let Coco go down in history as the hero she is destined to be…..and here are those 3 pics from her twitter the last 3 weeks…..cuz she’s a whore….who like all whores…thrives off the attention she gets from her whoring….you know cuz it’s nice to feel like your hard work is valued and appreciated….
Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who is normally photoshopped to the tits in bras that make her look like she has tits…and not just these little round amazing likely implants tits….you know rocking those shitty catalog shots for Victoria’s Secret…..but she decided to say no to the make-up artist, the professional photographer, the photoshop, the lighting and the money, and give us a free glimpse into the real Erin Heatherton, secure with herself cuz she’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model, working for fucking free….making this the equivalent of running into Frank Sinatra busking in the subway station…pre-death….if you know what I mean…..only far more sexually arrousing, despite being far less interesting….Who fucking cares about this bullshit….it’s a bitch who’s life and career is about being half naked….half naked…in shit quality pics…fuck her.
I don’t watch UFC so I never really bothered caring about ARIANNY CELESTE , even though she has a rocking body….but then I saw her in COMPLEX MAGAZINE last week and was hooked….See before I just wrote her off as the equivalent of an import car model…you know young slutty trash who get half naked for some money all in efforts to feel like they are Pam Anderson or some shit…one of those too many of those sluts to notice…but then I realized that’s exactly why I should like her…a piece of trash who feels like she made it…and who apparently has made it thanks to men’s love for watching half naked men grind each other in cages….but if UFC never took off, she’d be fucking some drug dealer who drives her to the stripclub remembering the glory days of when cheesy mainstream events used to pay her to be in her bra and not dirty old men giving her 10 dollars a song….something she doesn’t have to worry about…she’s set…the next big thing in girls who get half naked….and here she in in NUTS looking big titted and at the top of her fucking game….this is way better than sucking all those dicks she sucked to move from working half naked at a Casino to working half naked for the world….
LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….
Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn. You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her…. All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.
