I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl… Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics…. The post Ariel Winter Went to Prom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like this vagina forward picture of Hailee Steinfeld, not because I think Hailee Steinfeld is hot, despite her looking fitter than ever… I never watched True Grit, and if I did, I wouldn’t have eagerly waited for the actress’ 18th birthday so that I can finally jerk off to her without guilt… I assume that so many Hailee Steinfeld fans are creeps who fall for an actress when they are underage and stick it out….when they are of age because it feels less wrong. It happened with Lohan, Chloe Grace, Harry Potter Chick and pretty much any girl who turned 18 while famos…. I never liked Hailee Steinfeld, especially not her pop career, if anything I find it laughable and a sign of the times where anyone with any level of low level fame, can put out an album to cash out.. even if she’s making fucking bank on songs about her masturbating…and touching herself…doesn’t mean it’s godo… I just like the vagina forward stance because it reminds me of an old joke about a girl with a vagina that would chase people and the host body that couldn’t control it….you wouldn’t understand…no one understands… She has ass from a great angle in a skimpy bottom… She also Had hard nipples in a one piece….. I guess the nice thing about Steinfeld is that she’s not posting the shameless pics on social media like Lohan, she lets the paparazzi do it so she looks innocent and angelic when we all know they are all a bunch of whores! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez was on set of a photoshoot the other day…and her nipple was hard. Maybe that has something to do with her Lupus, you know a side effect of Chemotherapy – something she was milking a while back to justify her being chubby and having fake tits….to make people feel sorry for her and it worked, get the sympathy in to spin and make money…. Where this is the TITTY version where she’s compelled to post hard nipple pics to her social media casually, in what I call a soft sell approach to being an instagram slut, because not one wants to be an instagram slut, especially not Selena Gomez, who is famous without being an instagram slut, but being the instagram slut gets paid…stay relevant all because we’re basic and like to talk about tits…. The post Selena Gomez on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely with her man, Jason the Action Star, who we can assume cheats on her, snce no one is loyal, especially not balding actors on testosterone therapy to stay as manly as possible into their 40s, it’s good for business….but that she probably doesn’t care about either way, no one is sexually loyal to anyone anymore, even average people, all thanks to the internet, which has done a lot for the advancement of finding pussy that isn’t your wife or girlfriend to fuck… I have been a Rosie Huntington-Whitely fan for a long time, I don’t think she’s looking as good as she’s looked in the past, but she still seems to have that superiority complex, that would be the kind of attitude that lays there while you fuck her, in a “you’re so lucky to be fucking me, so I’m not going to do anything for you, no riding you, no sucking your dick, no eating you ass, I’ll just lay her until you make me cum”…cunty vibe and I am all about girls who hate me, or who I am dating who hate me, or who I am fucking who hate me, or are bitches to me, there’s just nothing that turns me on more than a girl banging me and hating me while they do it, because they know I am disgusting and they are too good for me…and I guess this is the famous model version of that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE As a Sidenote, she’s in Glamour UK February and here’s a glimpse…could be a good shoot… The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
14 hours ago…Anne Hathaway graced the world with something almost as remarkable as her performance in Les Mis, a performance the Academy felt was Oscar worthy, despite being in the movie for 20 minutes and sucking….all because she shaved her head and knew the lyrics thanks her her acting mom being in the stage version of the Les Mis years ago…you know breeding Anne Hathaway to be ready for this…I’m not actually bitter, I don’t care about what redundant award these idiots get awarded, I am just making a point, that nothing Anne Hathway does is remarkable, especially not positing pregnant bikini pics for her fans…that I assume she has…because she’s in movies and everyone in movies has fans…especially when the movies she’s in are weird cult favorites like “The Princess Bride”…that you know has some weird fucking fans… The post Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence was the awkward weird celebrity who had no sex appeal and who I didn’t understand. Almost like an Anna Kedrick, in a “why are these girls so popular, they aren’t even hot”…especially not this Jennifer Lawrence character, she’s so thick but yet constantly nominated for Academy Awards…is her dad on the Academy? I mean it was just crazy.. Then a man apparently from Chicago…with nerdism on his side, took his nerd skills to Apple, who may be built on nerds, but nerds are GODS there are loopholes…attacked icloud…got all her nudes….and all of a sudden…Jennifer Lawrence was a babe…who should have won academy awards for knowing how to post in sexts and selfies…seriously….she was that good… Then there’s the whole fucking the dude from Coldplay who must be in his 50s…reminding us all that her clumsy ass act…is a dirty little bird…who may now have AIDS..but nothing green juice won’t save…right Gwyneth… Not that celebrities don’t have access to the cure for AIDS…you think the government would make a disease without a cure…I mean get serious people… All this to say…she’s not that hot..but she is still hot…and it all happened cuz of her nudes…so girls…don’t let your morals get in the way…get naked. take pics with your phone..that’s why there’s a camera…send them around…don’t be shy…and good things will happen…but I guess you already know that…it comes with being born with a vagina…and I come to vagina…so much in common.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Awkward Walk in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Probably my least favorite of the Sports Illustrated hookers on the hooker train to rich dude wallets…who use the Sports Illustrated magazine as a platform to be hookers to billionaire, not millionaires…is Chrissy Teigen…because she doesn’t just shut up and assume her role as hooker, but instead tries to be interesting, funny, controversial…using her platform of dude who like ethnic gold digging tits on shitty bodies….to promote herself..becauase otherwise she’d have to admit she’s just a wallet fucker…and no girl wants that…especially not hard working models who made 12 dollars last year modeling… Here she is a bikini…it gives her something to do when she’s not googling herself or trying to be funny…spending John Legend’s money… The post Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know… Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life… Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say : “What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.” Pics: The post Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
