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Keri Russell’s Skinny Bikini Pictures

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on  Keri Russell , but I don’t remember her looking anywhere near this skinny. That booty of hers is practically non-existent. And it’s just not healthy — especially not for me and the Little Tuna. So if you ask me, it’s time for Keri to put some more meat on her bones. And I think she could really benefit from going on the patented Tuna Diet Plan: you eat nothing but pizza and cheeseburgers and do zero exercise and the pounds just magically appear. Trust me, it gets results. I’ve been using it for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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For Love & Lemons Bridal Lingerie of the Day

For Love & Lemons released this campaiugn promoting their bridal collection, which is nice because you know the model they used is some babe and not your wife, or really anyone’s wife.. I figure it is because wedding showers, or bridal showers, or whatever the fuck they are called require gifts, and the natural gift would be lingerie, so why not sell themed lingerie for people to spend their money on when looking for gifts…when really no husband wants to see their wife in lingerie,especially not on their wedding night when they just sold their soul to the deveil…and no wife wants to wear lingerie for her husband on their wedding night, because she’s just stole his fucking soul…unless of course she’s excited by her win…and more importantly..wants to feel sexy before it’s too late with the whole getting knocked up and fat and comfortable and shit… The post For Love & Lemons Bridal Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Cleavage of the Day

J.Lo has either lost her mind, or she’s out there for a cash grab, promoting bullshit, because that’s what she does, and she’s doing it by reverting back to the same kind of big cleavage dress from a decade ago that went viral, a decade ago….and she’s still at it…big cleavage gets hit…but it’s hardly something you’d want your 45 year old mom wearing anywhere, especially not on TV, because it’s trashy….but I like trashy, I like tits, I like cleavage, and I even like 45 year olds doing all these things…especially when they are fucking rich…and it is absolutely unnecessary… Here’s the segment, I doubt her nipple fell out at…. To see more thumbnails CLICK HERE

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Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass… I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on the fence…because Tranny pranks “I was born with a dick”…nonsense doesn’t really convert well for me… I prefer…genetic proof that we are dealing with the right Chromosomes…I’m paranoid like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Showed Her Wetten, dass..?

I don’t tend to watch too many celebrity talk shows (especially not German ones), because when it comes to celebs, I really only care about their looks, not their “hilarious” anecdotes. I know, I’m shallow. What else is new? That said, there is something about these shows that I am interested in: seeing a hottie attempt to sit down on a couch in a short dress. And here’s Jennifer Lawrence on something called Wetten, dass..? almost giving us a peek. Unfortunately, it looks like she managed to cover up, but I probably don’t have to tell you that it’s not too hard if you want to learn more about what’s underneath. I’m talking about her charming personality, obviously. I’m pretty sure it’s still all over the Internet. » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Lily Allen Midlife Crisis Concert Tour of the Day

Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer… I find the whole thing offensive, but I guess I am not one of those people who believes in the whole be yourself, do what you want, do what feels right, even if it stems from insecurity…or seems like it is trying to hard. I am the kind of person who feels that at your 30th birthday, no bikini’s, crop tops, booty shorts, allowed…unless you’re a stripper, in which case your desperation counterbalances the disgustingness…but when you’re rich and don’t need to be doing this…don’t do this…class it up a bit idiot..she’s a fucking mom of two, three if you count the abortion…this is not mom behavior, not even on Halloween…especially not in real life.

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World’s Hottest Comedian Ashley In LA’s Super Hot Pet Safety Tip

I was always pretty sure that comedians were right up there with bloggers when it came to the looks department, but I think I just found the exception to the rule: the world’s hottest comedian Ashley in LA . Just check out the video below — not only is it damn funny, but it also features Ashley looking smoking hot in lingerie! Finally, someone who shares my sense of humor, along with my belief that all jokes are funnier if they’re told in sexy lingerie. I think I’m in love. And that’s no joke.

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Alyssa Barbara Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day

Now this is really impressive. I don’t know how a girl this smoking hot managed to look this chilly, especially not with the serious heat wave that LA’s in right now. But that’s just one more reason why I’m such a big fan of Alyssa Barbara here. See, I’ve been creeping following the Canadian-born model on Instagram for a while now, and she’s really starting to blow up in the last few months. And for good reason, as you can probably tell from these pictures. So expect to see a whole lot more of this serious hottie in the future. You’re welcome in advance. Photos: MVisionLA

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Melissa Benoist “Alleged” Fucking pics of the Day

To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE Apparently this is Melissa Benoist, some Glee cast member, fucking some dude with a condom on, in some self shot porno that was totally staged and unnecessary, reminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t. I am just shocked she is using a condom. No one uses condoms anymore, especially not hollywood people. Not that she really counts as hollywood people, but you get what I’m saying. CONTINUE THE COnVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE

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Gigi Hadid’s Thong Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Gigi Hadid. Daughter of Mohammed Hadid – some billionaire real estate developer who has some really powerful friends like the guy who owns Guess, because that’s how rich people function – they keep their 1 percent closely tied together – while making the 99 percent their fucking slaves…..so she was cute enough to use in campaigns, then she got passed around to other agencies, and now she’s in St Tropez, because that’s where all the cool kids, rich kids, exclusive kids summer…and she’s wearing a bikini that from this angle…isn’t so hot, but maybe I’m a just a hater and I should learn to love all asses…of all sizes and socio economic classes – no matter how rich or egotistical they are or how many times their dad jerks off to them because he made them and he jerks off to everything he’s ever made..including but not limited to – his silly botox smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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