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Hayden Panettere’s Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant in a bikini. Call me old school but I am a firm believer that if you’re pregnant – you should not be in a bikini, but rather hiding out so that no one gets the wrong idea about you. More importantly so that we can try to forget you were ever pregnant – instead of having it burnt into our minds…with whatever the fuck this weirdness is…. All this to say, I don’t really like Hayden pregnant or not pregnant – and I don’t really like pregnant girls in general, especially not half naked, maybe my biological clock has ticked…and the idea of knocking a girl up disgusts me…even when I’m not the one who knocked them up… The world is doomed, it’s so easy to not make babies…and still be cummed inside…Get it together Hayden… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez TITTY SWEAT of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted these pics of Selena Gomez’s possible implants and hard nipples last night, while drunk, after spending a night in a strip club, surrounded by hard nipples on implants, because I figured everyone would get excited about them, except me…because implants don’t impress me, especially not on multi millionaires, hard nipples don’t impress me because every girl has nipples, and if she didn’t I would probably be more impressed, because it is weird… What I didn’t realize in the pics was her titty sweat…and I think while nerds are making her shirt see through…: We should be focusing on the titty sweat…because that’s some kind of gross – I would be down to lick. #NEWFETISH!!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare. Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested… I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

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Lady Gaga Gets Puked on at SXSW of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like Lady Gaga got this idea from every time anyone had sex with her pretty much ever…you know some people get cummed on as the fishing moves, some girls squirt, in Gaga’s case…it always ends in being puked on. Not because she’s a puke fetishist, but because she’s disgusting looking… That said, this is some real reaching…it’s like this bitch has done everything for attention…ever cry for attention possible..the only thing left for her to shock and awe..or shock and confuse…or just bore…but still get our attention like the annoying kid in the group poking his own eyes out to get noticed…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s like we’ll look cuz it’s there, but it doesn’t impress, make a statement or make us fucking care, you useless vile human who rips off people for her Charity… She’s garbage, been used to make money and it is safe to say, ready to be disposed of…and not just because she’s ugly, I mean she’s already ugly, it’s because she’s just not relevant…and her act is played out bullshit… That said, I’d totally watch her porn.

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The Duke University Feminist Doing Facial Abuse Porn of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Friends over at EFUKT did this edit of Belle Knox the Duke University Porn Chick…. I was one of the first to EXPOSE HER as a faux feminist, faux intellectual, bullshit girl who was probably doing porn because she hated herself or her parents, because porn chicks don’t even make that much, especially not Belle Knox who has done 6 scenes and made 6,000 dollars… There is a movement of these New Age Feminists, who think getting violated by dudes for money is empowering. I’ve seen a few at parties who walk around topless, while hot girls who get paid to be hot, don’t… It’s some cry for attention, obviously, that anyone can pretend they believe in, after taking a Women’s Studies class…but I think it’s safe to say she’s just some dumb girl trying to justify her bullshit… Either way, awesome video and in the wise words of EFukt “a feminist doing facial abuse for women’s rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower.” Via EFUKT

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Nikki Leigh Does Rukus Magazine Good

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess somebody else out there likes my future ex-wife Nikki Leigh (almost) as much as I do, because apparently Rukus Magazine   named her their “Girl of the Year” for 2013. You might think I’d be jealous, but I’m not possessive like that, especially not when it results in bikini photoshoot this hot. If anything, I should be thanking these guys for helping Nikki’s career like this. After all, somebody’s got to be the breadwinner in our future ex-family. And it’s definitely not going to be the guy bringing home the blogger’s salary.

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Meet “Celebrity Surf Instructor” Vanessa Rivers

Posted on February 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of this Vanessa Rivers chick, but hey, that’s never stopped me from posting bikini pictures before, especially not when the hot nobody looks this good in a bikini. According to my sources, Vanessa here is a “celebrity surf instructor” and swimwear designer, which probably explains the awesome bikini body. I’ve never been too interested in surfing, but I feel like I’d definitely enjoy taking a few lessons from Vanessa and those personal floatation devices of hers. There’s only one thing she should know, I’m a very hands-on learner. Photos: Fameflynet

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Gertrud Hegelund Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gertrud Hegelund is a danish model living in New York and she is in a recent issue of Elle Australia. I guess that is considered making fucking moves…because first you start with Australia and then you take on the world…even though I’ve never heard that ever…except maybe with Steve Irwin, but look where he ended up…dead. Either way, I think I can see her nipple. Which isn’t a big deal for anyone, especially not a model, who’s career is based on being willing to get naked in camera…because lets face it, it is just a nipple, even if all the girls you ask for tit pics freak when you ask for one…since you aren’t a photographer on set for a magazine, where any girl would take their top off because that’s the scam with photography…it’s modern day puppet mastery… I’ve never heard of her before, but I think I like her…especially in this hot cowboy shoot…

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We Are Thankful For Hilary Duff And Her Leggings!

Posted on November 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yes, I’m doing some work on Thanksgiving, because as you all know, celebrity bloggers, like ER doctors and police officers, don’t get days off. I’m pretty sure posting pictures of celebrities in bikinis qualifies as an essential service. At least it should anyway. But I can’t complain, especially not when I’ve got pictures of my favorite MILF Hilary Duff rocking a pair of leggings. So go ahead and enjoy your feasts, I’ll be here holding down the fort in case Miley Cyrus starts twerking during the Macy’s Parade, or Kendall Jenner Instagrams any more see-through shots from the dinner table. After all, somebody’s got to do it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Lady Gaga’s Nipple for Terry of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If a desperate for attention, potentially very talented monster, who even calls herself a monster because she’s disgusting to look at, even for herself…shows her nipple…does it make a sound…I’m going with not at all.. You see what Gaga did in her popstar career was try to make as much noise around her as possible so no one really noticed or focused on how disgusting she was. Instead of being an authentic talent and putting herself out there…she put on a disguise and put herself out there win the most annoying of way…a way that involved some nudity, a lot of annoying, and now she’s struggling because there is no shock value left… Sure she’s sitting on a pile of money, but when all you want is people to like you, and respect you and notice you again, that money, once you have it means nothing… She sold her soul, sabotaged herself, and now when her nipples come out, they don’t make a sound, no one gives a fuck, and won’t give a fuck, until she livestreams her suicide for the sake of her bullshit “art” that is “art” cuz she says it is…another problem in society that we don’t need to get into…especially not when it involves clowns and their ugly clown faces…

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