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Tina Fey Nipple Slip of the Day

I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards, but can assume they suck…at least based on ALL THE PICS I SAW OF THE SHIT it seemed like a lot of overrated, average looking twats, trying to look their best, celebrating themselves and their bullshit careers of playing make-belief…that require very little talent…but with the right marketing makes the general public think they matter and are important… But it turns out Tina Fey, the master of TV writing, wrote in a way to keep shit a little more interesting that it obviously was, with her nipple, because as a mom, with below average looks, showing nipple really isn’t a big deal, and it keeps people interested int eh shit for another hour hoping some other slip will happen again… Tina Fey did it to save TV..or people’s interest in it…even though none of this shit matters…especially not Tina Fey’s nipple…a nipple that I’m not against seeing, but that I never ever wanted to see…I’m more into her face scar….

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Hip-Hop Baller Brawl: Bi-Polar “Thug” Game Puts His Fist In Brandon Jennings Mouth For Being “Disrespectful” At Hollyweird Club

It’s always something with Jayceon…smmfh Game Fights NBA Baller Brandon Jennings At Hollywood Day Party Via HipHollywood HipHollywood was inside Lure’s über popular day party “Toxic” this weekend where a fight went down between NBA star Brandon Jennings and The Game. Moments after we left the venue, multiple sources tell HH that the two men got into an argument over who could use the deejay’s microphone. Jennings was at Lure hosting his birthday party with friends, which didn’t sit well with the Compton rapper who frequents the club. “Game feels like Toxic is his, and he didn’t like that Jennings was hogging the microphone. He felt like he was being disrespected,” one person who witnessed the altercation tells us. “Game tried to have words with him, and it just escalated quickly and Game hit Brandon in the mouth,” another source says. Security quickly broke up the fight, and surprisingly allowed both men and their entourages to stick around. But, the party was ultimately shut down because fighting broke out again between both parties. Can’t invite ninjas nowhere…especially not ones with butterflies ugly cover-up tattoos on their face. Image via Twitter/MTV Continue reading

Hip-Hop Baller Brawl: Bi-Polar “Thug” Game Puts His Fist In Brandon Jennings Mouth For Being “Disrespectful” At Hollyweird Club

It’s always something with Jayceon…smmfh Game Fights NBA Baller Brandon Jennings At Hollywood Day Party Via HipHollywood HipHollywood was inside Lure’s über popular day party “Toxic” this weekend where a fight went down between NBA star Brandon Jennings and The Game. Moments after we left the venue, multiple sources tell HH that the two men got into an argument over who could use the deejay’s microphone. Jennings was at Lure hosting his birthday party with friends, which didn’t sit well with the Compton rapper who frequents the club. “Game feels like Toxic is his, and he didn’t like that Jennings was hogging the microphone. He felt like he was being disrespected,” one person who witnessed the altercation tells us. “Game tried to have words with him, and it just escalated quickly and Game hit Brandon in the mouth,” another source says. Security quickly broke up the fight, and surprisingly allowed both men and their entourages to stick around. But, the party was ultimately shut down because fighting broke out again between both parties. Can’t invite ninjas nowhere…especially not ones with butterflies ugly cover-up tattoos on their face. Image via Twitter/MTV Continue reading

Iggy Azalea’s Big Booty Is Blowing Up!

Here’s my new favorite Australian hip hop artist with the giant booty Iggy Azalea at something called the DKNYartworks launch. But I don’t really care much about that, especially not when Iggy’s posing with two more hotties in Cara Delevingne and Rita Ora . I’m not as familiar with these two as I am with Iggy, but I’d love to invite all three of them over to my place to get to know each other better. You know, likes, dislikes, who’s the best at playing hide the sausage. All the usual icebreakers. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Amanda Bynes Was Arrested of the Day

So the big news that no one should really pay attention to is that Amanda Bynes, attention seeker, has been arrested. They’ll be playing it off as “she’s crazy and need help”, but I think it is safe to say that this is totally staged, mainly because of her awesome wig. The charges are apparently that she has weed and a bong, like 80 percent of America, and that her doorman called the cops on her for smoking in the hallway….something we can assume she paid him to do. It’s a classic, people are looking, give em a show, she’s not actually crazy, broken maybe, but really who the fuck isn’t. I think it’s fun, and not just because I see it as a great opportunity to re-post her topless, busty, long leg, pics… I just like seeing some erratic behavior, it reminds me that we’re not all medicated drones. Keep up the good work Bynes, love, your number 1 fan. Seriously. I’d marry this girl if only she’d answer my tweets…

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Some Model Named Alexina Graham Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Alexina Graham is probably a no name model….not that any model has a name….they all kinda blend into one another all half naked for fashion and shit….but at least they are trying to break through all the clutter that is internet pussy by getting half naked for lingerie companies I’ve never heard of…in order to showcase their bodies and assert to the world that they fucking matter, because no one wants to work 9-5, especially not this generation of internet whores who are both model and their own personal photographers for internet fans they’ve never met…so the fact that this model actually gets paid to be in her underwear, unlike all the selfies I jerk off to every day, makes her a pro and for that, we must acknowledge her…..or at least stare at her sheer panty pics and try to understand why she doesn’t have nipples….it’s that Damn Photoshop, or maybe the whole fair skinned redhead with invisible nippples plague I’ve heard about….and seen only once before… Doesn’t matter.

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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Iggy Azalea Lap Dance in her Work Video of the Day

It’s too bad Iggy Azalea blocked me on twitter…after watching her lap dance 2 minutes into this song…I think we could have really built a solid friendship…. I doubt she was a stripper…she’s Australian and probably from the suburbs, but there’s no story in mall rat freestylin’ while buying lattes with your allowance…especially not when you can move to America and re-invent yourself like a chat room on the internet….but at least she’s trying… I’m just bummed it’ll never be in my face, mouth, dick, or fingers….cuz this girl is the kind of girl I’d throw a dollar at….maybe even a stack of dollars….

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Titties in S Moda of the Day

I don’t know shit about much…especially not fashion, but I do know that some magazine called S Moda put out these awesome pics of some unknown models a couple of weeks ago…and there is titty in it….in what would be deemed a pornographic shoot if I had shot it…on my iphone…in my basement…with some street hookers in exchange for crack…but for fashion…it’s fucking celebrated…it is the gateway drug to convince girls to get naked…when otherwise…they never would…you know taking girls from a good home…and bringing them down to the street level hooker level…but with more champagne and glam….and that’s a pretty awesome place to be…

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Anne V Still On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Bikini and lingerie models are fun…because they are professional bikini wearers…which makes looking at them on the beach in a bikini casually and for free…you know on their off time way more spectacular….because normal girls are totally inefficient at parading around half naked…that’s why these girls get paid the big money right? It’s like watching a pro athlete play his sport recreationally…or some shit…or maybe it’s not all that spectacular at all…especially not for someone who likes seeing all girls half naked…especially knowing Adam Levine and his horrible music was inside this vagina…making her almost disgusting to look at…or maybe I’m just lost in that untoned stomach…she needs to step up her bikini model game…cuz we’ve seen her WAY BETTER THAN THIS ….I guess it’s the off season…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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