Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some Austrian magazine…..she’s probably best known to you perverts as one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife last year following the VS fashion show you watched to get you in the holiday shopping spirit…but to me…she is known for getting topless for fashion consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE ….and that is all that really matters….
JoJo Levesque ignores me when I send her messages on twitter…and that hurts my feelings because she’s so desperately seeking attention on her comeback tour after spending the last 5 years getting fat and banging black dudes…but the good news is that this comeback tour involves more staged bikini pics…as most cries for attention do…and whether I find her hot or not….doesn’t matter cuz she’s in a bikini…..and that cancels out all her flaws while broadcasting a lot of her other flaws…
I am a fan of Miranda Kerr….even if she’s not the best their ever was…she’s marketed as though she is and that’s good enough for me…seeing as I believe everything I read, hear, see and am fed or told by the higher powers who control the media…I like them to make decisions for me…..and really based on these topless pics for Vogue, although strategic and not topless at all…all wigged out like a cancer patient…. how could they be wrong… Here’s the video….
Ali Landry is some 40 year old who was Miss USA in 1996, is best known for being in People Magazines 50 Most Beautiful People issue in 1998, but I remember her for being the Doritos girl….a place I’d like to leave her…because unlike most married men, who like the security of growin old with a bitch, and the trade off for that is being stuck sleeping with an old bitch while thinking of of her in her 20s, because that’s gotta be the only way a mother fucker can cum looking at that loose skin mess of a human….I guess that’s the importance of photography and camera technology, to keep a bitch from aging for masturbation purposes, even if she is a fit 40 year old, she’s still a 40 year old….in a bikini…ok fine…she has a rockin’ body…but come on…that’s the one thing she has to do in life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Adrianne Curry is doing her COSPLAY nerd hustle for her twitter followers…because she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show and has nothing to do with this nerd shit, she’s just realized that this is the fucking internet…and the internet is dominated by virgin loser trash…and virgin loser trash is loyal and follow you til the end of time in some weird OCD shit that makes me uncomfortable… I hate virgin loser comic book collecting socially awkward nerds….even though every last one of you is probably onr…cuz cool people don’t care about this shit….but I’ll continue to pretend you are a sexy model who loves my dick jokes….and wants to unmask me with your pussy lips…. Even if I’d be a very rich man is I accepted you for who you are…like Adrianne Curry does… Either way, interesting pic, even if she’s the fucking devil who I hate for taking advantage of you…but more importantly…for existing.
Natalie Portman brought her mom body out in a bikini and I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth, especially in their panties, from all the pushing and prodding and passing of a creepy living thing out of their glorious vaginas, while ravaging not only gentials, but stomach….making a girl never quite the same….even if she tries to bounce back….because she comes with annoying as fuck baggage and no matter how many kegels she does…that shit just doesn’t disappear…..but what does disappear is the boner of their husbands as they move onto younger more fertile versions of the woman they married who has become a shell of her former self….a shell that in Natalie Portman’s case has a lot of money to finance a lot of fun….that makes her shitty mom body almost respectable….especially to her fan base that are geeks and star wars nerds who love her even when she was an action figure they’ve shoved up their ass….while jerking off….true story…. But I think she looks lovely….because I see beauty in everything….especially procreation. It is god’s plan for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I didn’t find Claire Danes hot back when she was a teenager on My So Called Life…and I don’t find her hot now….which isn’t a big surprise…since 17 year old versions of 35 year old bitches are always substantially better, and even if she was hiding behind 90s oversized sweaters, ill fitting jeans, bad hair dye jobs, and all else she had working against her, mainly Jared Leto…she still wasn’t worth the money she made and fame she got from being on a fucking show for all the whiney teenage girls filled with angst to relate to….like watching a girl on her period every week….when you don’t have to be….her so called life that everyone shoulda ignored…. She’s doing GQ, she’s slutting out, and I guess the good news is that unlike all the girls who idolized her growing up, she’s not fat.
I think I might be the only one still around who does, but I like posting pictures of Ashley Tisdale , even if she’s doing absolutely nothing. Here she is walking around town yesterday looking like she’s got somewhere really important to be. We all know that’s not true princess. I don’t know what it is about her, but I think she’s hot, not supermodel hot, but hot like I think after a few drinks she might find me attractive. Call me.
Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again….. But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Brandi Glanville is the girl who LeAnn Rimes homewrecked….because LeAnn Rimes is not the good Christian her country fans think she is…as they sing along to her Christmas album on their way to church to praise Jesus…she is in fact a rich, spoiled, LA whore, with fake tits who cheated on her husband with a married dude….only to marry him to justify the whole thing is being soul mates in love that God wanted together….when in reality she’s just a spoiled LA cunt who gets what she wants and fucks better and harder than this Brandi Glanville chick, even if she looks a bit more manly, probably cuz Brandi is a mom, and that does horrible things to a pussy….. Either way, she’s in a bikini, these pics are from April but no one noticed cuz she is virtually a nobody riding off the fame of being the other woman in a LeAnn Rimes scandal….aka a pretty depressing place to be…..everyday. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK