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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina Patridge should do porn. I’m not just saying that because all girls should do porn…because I want to watch all girls fuck….I am saying that because there really is no where else for her to go…I think she could excel at getting groups of men to cum on her….she already has the fake tits…and there would be a reason for her to be on camera….you know in a place where she’d be wanted on camera…Overall, it would be great for her self esteem…it would allow her to re-invent herself as her own person, who isn’t some retard on some horrible reality show no one remembers…who has already gone onto Dancing with the Stars or in her case the nail in her coffin before she’s 25…You know it’d be bringing her back to a place she likes without us wanting to punch her in the fucking face….cuz even if she’s a bad fuck, I’d be into it….seeing these bikini pics….are just boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Watson in Shorts and a Skimpy Top of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always get creeped out by Emma Watson, even if she’s a 25 year old bitch with a tacky girls gone wild tramp stamp….clearly not a pre-pubescent girl from Harry Potter movies….not because pre-pubescent girls creep me out…even if I sometimes feel awkward adjusting my fly in front of them…after you know…exposing myself….in a “why can’t I control myself” kind of way….cuz I like young girls…but because I know the people into her, loving her, watching her every move, are freak Harry Potter fans who have been into her since she was 12, and jerking off to a bitch at 12 cuz you think she’s gonna grow up hot…is just as weird as jerking off to a 12 year old…..even if you can justify it that she’s an adult now….I know what you did…and I have a hard time seeing past that….creep. Here she is filming a movie that isn’t Harry Potter. I guess she does that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicole Richie’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Nicole Richie and Nicole Richie hates me. We were in the same room 8 years ago when DJ Am was still alive and fucking her and I was invited to one of his shows….where for some reason they thought I was his friend and carted me around with his vagina, Nicole Richie, who had nothing to say as she chain smoked and stared at her phone, but maybe that’s cuz all I was talking about was how great Lindsay Lohan was….pretty much begging for her number… Nicole Richie never interested me, not when she was on TV….or now when her pussy has been slaughtered by two babies…and really, it might as well been a dick back then….cuz that’s the level of sex appeal she has and has always had…. Sure fags will still jump and down for her….like one of the Good Charlotte sisters…..but fags love anyone on TV….or remotely associated to fame….. To me she’s just some forgotten by her real parents, adopted trashy troll with a shitty ass, tons of issues, spoiled and annoying with nothing to offer the world….not even with her Bullshit fashion line, even with a new set of fake tits that saved her really fucking shitty tits…… She’s the worst….but she’s in a bikini….and I guess that’s enough for me to pay attention…even if she is useless garbage that her real mom was aware of the day she was born….you know before throwing her in the dumpster outside a Lionel Richie show….Lulz. No wonder I don’t have friends or celebrity endorsers. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Russell Brand Throws iPhones Through Windows of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know…I don’t want to sound like I’m a tough guy, because I’m not at all, but I know that I’m tougher than a gang of pussy celebrities and if Russell Brand went for my iPhone, there would be fucking blood…seriously….motherfucker tries to pull his “I’m a celebrity, I can do what I want” bullshit….we’ll I’d be sure to stab him in the fucking neck… I hate these pansy motherfuckers more than I hate the paparazzi documenting them….because these pansy motherfuckers decided to be famous and this is what comes with it….he didn’t have to marry ugly Katy Perry who everyone cares about…and if he didn’t marry her…he could fuck all the groupie pussy he wanted in peace…cuz he just doesn’t fucking matter….but he thinks he does….and that’s why he’s pulling tacky, tantrum stunts that damage other people’s property….I despise these spoiled cunts.

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Christina Hendricks Fat Chick in Blackbook Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something…. Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee…. Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…

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Christina Hendricks Fat Chick in Blackbook Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something…. Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee…. Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…

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Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Moss Topless and Modeling Jeans of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Kate Moss…and even if she’s not showing her TITS or PUSSY or ripping lines of cocaine…or even in sex tapes with needle sharing groupie fucking with out condoms rockstars….I still pay attention…like in this topless photoshoot with her great ass in jeans…definitely not built like the 45 year olds I know…but in my defense, the 45 year old women I know are all addicted to crack and look like they are in their 70s….near death…they aren’t rich classy designer drug users like this Kate Moss little miss fancy pants…. Here are the pics….

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Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….

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Courtney Stodden Santa Lingerie Pics of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have had sex with 17 year olds. There is no way this bitch is 17. I don’t even know why people want to entertain this because it is clear she’s some implant stripper pushing 40 looking for a publicity stunt to get some level of fame and it is working because you are all into trashy garbage because you are trashy garbage….but maybe it’s cuz she’s half naked…..and people like looking at half naked…even if she’s just a garbage low level stripper….

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