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Courtney Stodden isn’t 17 in a Red Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a joke I have a very hard time accepting into my daily routine of blog posting…even if I have nothing better to do…even if she represents everything that matters in Hollywood….you know creating a lie that you are 16 with natural tits when really you’re 30 and implanted….and people actually buying into it…more importantly…while getting half naked, in bikini, working with the paparazzi, hustling her trashy shit because the attention is better than that of her stripping years….but the more she exposes herself…the more willing I get…so here she is in a red bikini even though the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are what mattered today… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan Cast on Big Brother?!

Lindsay Lohan is used to avoiding crude shanks in big house … but can she handle being stabbed in the back in a different sense in the Big Brother house? Reports have surfaced saying the one-time actress is in negotiations to come aboard the reality show in a bid to relaunch her career after years of legal woes. It’d be a huge coup for the show, but is there any truth to said rumor? “Lindsay is not doing Big Brother,” her rep tells E! News , matter of factly. It’s unclear if Lindsay Lohan could have joined the show even if she wanted to, given her community service and psychotherapy requirements. If LiLo went into that house and survived all the way to the finale, it’d be like three months of isolation! We’d miss her so much … and yet not. “We hope that the courts will make a special allowance in this case. There aren’t any more controlled

Shitty Cindy Crawford Beach Pics of the Day

I don’t know if I love Cindy Crawford because she was the top model when I was at the age of discovering how good top models are to jerk off to….or if it is because I feel like we are connected at the soul…as I happened to be walking by her hotel once a few years ago…and she got out of a car….and looked me in the eyes and smile….me being the drunk, didn’t realize who it was, until later that day when my weird friend told me…it was a glorious moment I am sure she has absolutely no memory of…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…unmemorable to a bitch who has everything and who comes across countless people daily….but something I will cherish…because I know for that second we were together…I thought about fucking her ass so hard…there’s no way she didn’t feel it….even if she forgot about it…. What I’m trying to say is here she is happily married on the beach in mexico disappointing by not being in her bikini…. Here she is in IN HER ACTUAL BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez Needs To Drop The Dead Weight

Here are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber out on the town together yesterday. I guess she’s sticking with this kid, at least for now. What a shame. Anyhow, they look like a very happy lesbian couple, I wish them nothing but the best in the upcoming softball season. Obviously I couldn’t care less about the Bieber douche, but Selena is a hot little piece that can’t be ignore. Even if she is boning a teenager. Gross. Hopefully it’s just a fad she’ll grow out of and realize she’s been in love with a certain blogger for years now. Call me.

Selena Gomez Behind The Scenes Music Video Preview of the Day

I know sex offenders who get off to sex offenders who look like they should be the one getting sex offended all underage and shit even though she’s of age…don’t need nude pics of the bitch to get off, they can get off to just showing her his penis while in public….so I figured I’d put up this Selena Gomez shit, cuz she is a big deal who everyone is looking at, and even if she’s not half naked and crawling around, she’s got a couple tube top cleavage bouncing…but that’s about as much as you’ll get in this wholesome, girl next door, not slutting out shit….but let’s hope uggs and skirts showing soe leg is enough for you…..and I have a feeling it is.

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Florence Brudenell-Bruce Modeling of the Day

Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Prince Harry’s vagina that he’s fucking….making her pussy a McRoyal sandwich. The thing I find fascinating about her, and by fascinating, I mean expected and obvious, is that she’s some rich kid who wants her beauty validated through modeling, so she went out and did a series of lingerie shoots by choice and not for money, in efforts to get work…. HERE’S ONE OF THOSE LINGERIE PICS …. See I love rich, vain bitches who think they are prettier than they are, or at least pretty enough, but now that she’s getting in the paparazzi cuz of the high profile dick she puts inside her, she’s getting paid modeling work, and like so many rich, vain bitches before her, it’s all working out…and I find it highly erotic…She’s some hotness…even if she comes with some serious cunt behavior…

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Rihanna Bikini Top on Set of the Day

Rihanna is alright. As much as I hate on her for no reason other than bittnerness for my sex addiction that is overpowered by my erectile dysfunction I blame my wife for….I actually don’t hate her. I think it’s pretty amazing that she got from the Islands to the top of the charts with international success, because even if she was a teen whore, she made it fucking happen…but more importantly, I don’t hate her for being half naked often, for singing about the smells of sex, I feel it is a good contribution to the morals and values of our youth who listen to her….I mean the fact she gets on the radio with lyrics I can practically masturbate to, in videos of her half naked, means she’s doing something right….and here she is on set of some video.

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Some Natasha Lyonne Does Lesbianism of the Day

The only thing that can explain what’s gone on with Natasha Lyonne is lesbianism……we kinda saw this coming back in her beach pics a few years ago…

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Jane Fonda Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s plastic faced, 73 year old, Jane Fonda, the work out queen you jerked off to in the 60s to 80s, all spandex and camel toed, with leotards and leg warmers on, dancing around the room like a fucking slut trying to make you cum without actually in porn…and now you can jerk off to her in the 10s….at least if you’re like me…and you have a grandmother fetish…cuz I will and I have fucked the elderly and more importantly, even the regular aged bitches I fuck don’t have shit on this….even if she’s all calcium deficient and collagen droopy…I have no standards, get over it, while checking out some 73 year old pussy bending over….something I wish more 73 year olds were capable of doing, since having to drag them out of their walkers to get off is hard on my fucking back…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that this is hot, these pants are hot, grannies are as hot as the cookies they bake for church bazzaars…I’ll just post the pics now.

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Kitten and Printer

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(YouTube link) In yet another episode of the ongoing battle between cats and printers, a kitten is evicted from its comfy perch by a tactless printer. -via The Daily What Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 19/09/2011 21:58 Number of articles : 2

Kitten and Printer