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Katy Perry Clears Up Her Hipster Acne

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Katy Perry in a few shots from a photoshoot for Proactiv acne cream. Apparently the hipster crowd has bad skin. At least Katy is doing her part for poor hipster girls everywhere, giving them hope by trying to help them clear up their annoying acne ridden faces. Maybe next she’ll teach them to wear clothing that makes them look like women you’d want to get inside. Who am I kidding? Katy Perry is queen of the hipster dufus crowd, even if she pretends to dress up like a real woman like she’s doing here, we all know that deep down she wishes she had on her hipster jeans and a shirt with some obscure reference to 80’s pop culture. Nice try.

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Hey Coop!

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We caught Bradley Cooper laughing it up on the set of Dark Fields and we admit, we’re totally and completely crushing on the Hangover star. But can you really blame us? We dig almost everything about him… Except for those sunglasses.

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Peek-A-Boo

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Star Magazine was celebrating “Young Hollywood” last night.

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Skinny Girl Booty

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what to tell you about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan at some party the other night, she doesn’t seem to be drunk, she’s not falling ass over kettle into a cactus and she doesn’t have some strange white powder blowing out of her shoes . She actually looks kind of normal. It’s freaking me out a little and sadly, I’m already bored with these shots, even if she is trying to give us a look at her skinny ass. It’s not so much ass, it’s more like really low back. Don’t they make ass implants? Enjoy.

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Ashley Greene Gives Me Impure Thoughts

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really like this Ashley Greene chick, even if she was in that Twilight garbage I won’t hold it against her, we’ve all done things in our past we care to forget. Some more obese bigger than others. Anyhow here she is looking hot walking the streets one sunny afternoon. I like the way she’s running her fingers through her hair, so hot, I wish I could help her brush it before bed. Hmmm, that sounded a hell of a lot less creepy in my head. I take it back, instead I’d like to stuff a pillow with the left over hair from the salon so I can smell her while I sleep. That’s better. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

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Ashley Greene Knows How To Tease

Posted on March 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if I’m just in the mood for a frappuccino or if Ashley Greene looks absolutely delicious in these pictures. Whatever it is, I could sure go for a taste right about now. Here she is walking the streets while she gives me those bedroom eyes that I like so much. I think I may be falling for this bird, every time I see her she gets better and better looking, even if she’s not doing anything other than sensually sucking on her straw in public like she knows what she’s up to. Enjoy.

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Whitney Port is an Ugly Shopper of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port is not hot, but she is on TV so I guess that by default makes her better looking than the average person, even though she’s not. It’s like TV makes dudes think they are supposed to like a bitch, even if she’s really nothing special…and if they don’t they are fucking queer..but based on my logic…if you watch The Hills or know the cast of The Hills that already means you’re a queer and maybe that makes me a queer too…who uses this site to lure you closet cases into sending me cock shots…or maybe it’s got more to do with me giving up my own life to sit her posting pictures of people I consider far more useless than me and I’m not sure if you realizie this…but that’s PRETTY fucking usless….so here are some pictures to make us all feel good about ourselves and maybe inspire some of you to send pics of your dicks to dudes and collectively give us all hope that soon enough these idiots will disappear and their shit show will be cancelled, leaving them with nothing else to do….Yay. I love failure even if it happens after they’ve made stupid fucking money.. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Minnie Driver in an Unfortunate See Thru of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Minnie Driver is the love interest in Good Will Hunting, who may have helped give a career to Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, but confused the fuck out of me in terms of why anyone would fall for a dude that looked like this, I don’t know what else she’s been in because the day I saw her in that shit, was the day I decided to avoid anything she was involved in. I made sure to remember her name, despite never remembering names, because she was that bad and here she is in an unfortunate See Thru shirt, that probably should have been left at home, along with Minnie Driver because she’s fucking ugly and should never have been famous even if she works playing the ugly bitch in movies…I don’t understand how her career happened…and I sure as hell don’t understand why I am posting pics of her bra…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kylie Minogue is a Survivor of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good thing about Kylie Minogue is not that she survived breast cancer, it is that she didn’t get Vagina cancer, because a woman is still a woman if she has her sex organs intact, whether she’s had to have her breasts removed or not. See a lot of these breast cancer survivors get depressed, at least according the support group I tried to join because I figured it’s be a good place to meet a future wife. The act like they lost their femininity, their womanhood, but really, as long as they’ve got a functioning pussy, they’re all the woman I need and I’m sure even if she did have Vagina cancer, we’d figure out a way to make it work so that it doesn’t feel too gay, because Kylie is lookin good in her post-cancer old age….cuz she’s a fucking survivor….a survivor with a vagina…and I love vagina…. Pics via Bauer

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Angelina Jolie: Same Bat Time, Same Bat Location

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know there’s only been like three days of shooting on the set of The Tourist but does anyone else think that we need to see Angelina Jolie in some different costumes. Even if she wears this one outfit for the entire movie, can’t they just mix it up a little for us? You know, keep it interesting?

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