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Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day

Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing… This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites… The post Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian Topless / Naked in Vanity Fair of the Day

The only thing I find interesting about the Kardashians…is that the media is too lazy to not feature them in their bullshit…it’s like they are sitting around in nice offices with expense accounts thinking “who can we do a photoshoot on”…and the editor comes in and says “Kourtney Kardashian hasn’t had much press since her divorce from her fake marriage, and the PR team is HOUNDING US, plus it’ll get on their instagrams which is huge following, so let’s just go with that”….and the rest of the robots looking at their selfies go with it…because why challenge the editor when she’s doing the work for you…so you can go back to looking at your selfies… The world is dumb and the only smart ones in all this are the Kardashians who are still cashing in after letting america into their rich person life… And to think the Kardashians are smarter than billion dollar publsihing…is terrifying… But at lest they show their tits and ass…even if they are moms and the second line of the family team…like good little whores..that even the most irrelevant of the family members are…even if they are disgusting…on all levels… The post Kourtney Kardashian Topless / Naked in Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tyga’s INSANE Graduation Gift to Kylie Jenner Revealed!

Earlier this week, we learned that Kylie Jenner graduated high school. She was homeschooled, so there was no official  cap-and-gown ceremony, but there was a wild backyard party last night, complete with Khloe Kardashian twerking like it’s going out of style. (Note to Khloe: It already has.) It was a star-studded shindig attended by all of the A-listers in the Jenner-Kardashian’s inner circle. Kylie even received her diploma from esteemed scholar/noted D-bag Ryan Seacrest. But in all of the many, many Instagram pics and Snapchat videos that were taken at the party, one important person is missing. It seems Kylie’s boyfriend Tyga was nowhere to be seen at the festivities, and his absence is fueling rumors that he was recently  dumped by Kylie . If the reports are true, it seems T-Raw is doing everything in his power to get back in Kylie’s good graces. The week of the party, he was spotted leaving Polachek’s Jewelers – an LA store specializing in fancy watches. Shortly thereafter, Kylie posted the pic below. Sure, she seems happy with the lavish gift, but is she happy to welcome Tyga back into her life? The rapper was recently caught up in a cheating scandal when it was alleged that he had an affair with porn star Mia Isabella .  Something tells us even the most diamond-studded Rolex can’t quite make up for that.

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17 Wildest Moments from the VMAs: What Will Happen Next?

It's almost time for the VMAs again! Will another artist announce she's pregnant? Will Miley Cyrus hump another grown man? Will Kanye West interrupt another speech? Check out the 17 craziest moments from the Video Music Awards over the past 30 years and prepare for whatever will go down on stage and off this summer. 1. Like a Virgin Madonna didn’t intend to writhe around on the stage during her 1984 performance of “Like a Virgin.” She lost one of her shoes and the rest became history. 2. Howard’s Johnson In 1992, shock jock Howard Stern appeared on stage dressed as his alter ego Fartman, complete with a huge prosthetic Johnson and bare backside. 3. Nirvana’s Surprise Performance Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain never really settled into the limelight like his bass guitarist bandmate Krist Novoselic who guzzled champagne before they shocked the world by playing “Rape Me” unexpectedly during their performance. Krist threw his guitar into the air and instead of catching it with his hands caught it with his face. 4. Beasties Vs. R.E.M When R.E.M. won an award the Beastie Boys believed should have been theirs, they busted into Michael Stipe’s acceptance speech with “THIS IS A FARCE!” Nice going, guys. 5. Van Halen Reunites When Van Halen reunited on the stage in 1996, the world rejoiced! The band was back together! And then the balloon deflated when Eddie Van Halen’s body language told the real story: These guys hated each other. 6. The Poison Apple Fiona Apple won a best new artist award in 1997 and promptly bit the hand that fed her. The then-20 year old called the entire industry “bullsh*t.” View Slideshow

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Katy Perry Slams Taylor Swift for VMA Tweet: What a Hypocrite!

Katy Perry has wedged herself into the middle of the Taylor Swift-Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards debate. And you can probably guess on which she comes out. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming First, a quick refresher: After nominations for the 2015 VMAs were unveiled yesterday, Minaj Tweeted in anger that the ceremony only seems to honor those whose videos “celebrate women with slim bodies.” Because Swift leads the way with nine VMA nominations , she assumed Nicki was taking a jab in her direction and replied with astonishment, wondering why Minaj would “pit women against each other.” Nicki responded that she never mentioned Swift and the women pretty much buried a fairly lame beef. But now Perry has something to say about it. She Tweeted this afternoon: “Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman.” The message is slightly garbled, but the translation is obvious: Who the heck are you to talk, Taylor Swift, considering the song Bad Blood is nothing but a takedown of me, your fellow woman?!? Even the most ardent Swift supporter must admit… Perry makes a good point here. Minaj then went ahead and Favorited Perry’s Tweet. Perry concluded her mini rant by givng props to Rihanna and writing: “The real travesty is where is the shine for  #BBHMMVideo when VMA eligibility period was 7/7/14-7/1/15 & that gem dropped 7/1… @MTV.” Who will fire the next shot in this ongoing feud? We can’t wait to find out!

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Nirvana: Never-Before-Seen Photo of Band’s First Performance Tweeted By Teen

Lots of teens have rummaged through their parents’ old photo albums in search of laughable fashion statements and tragic hairstyles, but it’s not often that an old party pic turns out to be a priceless rock history artifact. That’s the experience that Seattle-area teen Maggie Poukkula had when she unearthed an old photo of her dad rocking out with Kurt Cobain in 1987. It wasn’t until she tweeted a photo of the photo that fans informed her the pic was taken at Nirvana’s first-ever gig. Maggie captioned the above image, “Pictures of my dad and Kurt Cobain playing together back in the day.” Asked by a fan if the photo was taken at the band’s first-ever performance, Maggie replied, “I don’t know. I’d have to ask my dad.” As it turns out the house party portrayed was held at the house of Maggie’s father in Raymond, Washington in March of 1987. At the time, young Tony Poukkula was spending his free time jamming with a newly formed punk trio that who called themselves Nirvana. The seminal grunge band has been back in the news a lot lately for both good reasons (a documentary about Kurt Cobain’s life was met with critical acclaim) and bad (the doc featured footage of Cobain holding his infant daughter while high on heroin ). By now, the story of the band’s meteoric rise, shambolic fall, and partial resurrection (Dave Grohl remains one of the world’s biggest rock stars) is well-known to even the most casual fans. But sometimes, it takes a photo like this to remind us of how it all began – a group of friends jamming together for the love of music and maybe some free beers. Good find, Maggie.

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Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day

Here is a little Lindsay Lohan intermission to remind all of you motherfuckers that even the most battered, beat-up, broken down, corpse of a person who was once a real celebrity but who is now a shell of what they were, resorting to Instagram to make a couple of dollars to fund their lavish lifestyle they can’t afford to fund, thanks to being an idiot and self destructing instead of maximizing that shit, investing in fucking internet things when she had the money, becoming a billionaire crackhead, instead the crackhead hooker to billionaires… All this to say, with the right filter, she’s alright at the in bed, possibly naked, making you want to climb behind her in the “Ray Jay / Kim K” monkey mount….but maybe I’m just reading into it too much because I think Lohan, crackhead, half dead zombie, broken down girl, is magical…partially that she’s still alive, and because she represents Hollywood’s glory days, and by glory days I mean when Hollywood started turning from independent actor based movies, to commercial shit designed to fill seats… I’d do her… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meek Mill & Nicki Minaj Blast Joe Budden For His Comments About Their Relationship PDA

Rappers being open about their romantic relationships outside of the booth is slowly but surely becoming a commonality among even the most of hardcore of…

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Michael Pitt for Rag & Bone of the Day

Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire and probably a lot of other shit…like Bully…and who the fuck cares about Michael Pitt…directed this fashion video for a clothing company called Rag & Bone that they probably paid a million dollars for, and that no one will actually give a fuck about, but that I am going to promote because I think I saw a thong wearing ass, but can’t be too sure because I fell asleep 10 seconds into it…. I figure, why not give free press to million dollar campaigns for companies that don’t give a fuck about me, it’s like raping myself because I have no self worth and feel like I deserve to be shat on by everyone around me… It’s all part of my masterplan.

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