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Micaela Schafer Naked at Some Audi Event of the Day

Miceala Schafer is a bit of a joker. You have no idea who she is, but a few years ago, this aspiring actress realized that when she was invited to German events, because she’s based in Germany, the paparazzi would be in attendance snapping off pics, and that if she wore something outrageous…it would go viral, within Germany at first, but like Nazi ideology, spread virally to the rest of the world…eventually getting her on all the sites…so as time went on, her outfits got more and more silly, until her outfits became her showing up nude to events, and now getting hired for events as the Dita Von Teese of Germany…naked in Burlesque shows….which goes to show you that even the most basic, half naked, half brained idea…can be turned into a career if you put your heart into it… This was for Audi…nice corporate party… I wonder how her acting career is going….or if she’s just stuck to turning stripping into a corporate sponsored thing….actually I don’t….I’ve already forgotten what this post is about. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tongue and Titties of the Day

Jessica Simpson was showing her friend just what it takes to get your dad to love you enough to quit the church, build her career, make millions than come out of the closet as a homosexual….a long and strong tongue that while pressed against an asshole while giving a handjob feels amazing…Incest is the Best when you’re a country bumpkin and your daughter is the only thing in town that doesn’t have webbed does… Not that Jessica Simpson used to lick her dad’s asshole, but I’m sure she’s licked at least one dudes asshole, everyone has, even the most normal of people, like the cashier at the grocery store…it’s just something people do these days…so assuming that a celebrity, who has probably seen some shit, despite being Christian, even though she is a divorcee with kids out of wedlock who flaunts her tits for record sales, being anti-christian… Or maybe, it’s just something I want her to do to me….now that she’s taken her tongue out of the BBQ sauce and cake batter long enough to get a tight fit body….that we know probably has the soul of a fat girl, because skinny or fit doesn’t take away the underlying oral fixation that fills the emptiness in her soul, at least not forever…trust me, I prey on fat girls, I know how they work.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass of the Day

A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed.. Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….

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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for 032C of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute has nice Lithuanian features…and by features I mean tits…because she is showing her tits.. I guess Lithuania is like the Czech Republic and really all Eastern Block countries…that breeds prostitutes, porn chicks, cam girls, mail order brides and models…who are all fucking hot as fuck…. They all very similar in look and feel, with some variation in height and cost, but overall, similar lack of a soul, and behavior that means tits at the bare minimum….and if you’re really unlucky, unwanted babies because they are into being paid child support… Now Edita Vilkeviciute is not a hooker, but a model, who makes a lot of money I am sure, but who still takes the time to do magazines like this…and the whole thing is pretty substantial…at least to me..but I like fashion tits more than porn tits….it’s higher concept and classier with the same result….#tits.

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Ariana Grande’s Ass Flash of the Day

Popstar and black rapper fucker Ariana Grande has an interesting take on the Christmas spirit, you know celebrating Christ’s birth like it was a fucking porno movie, wearing a leootard like she a ballerina or some shit, knowing very well people like outfits that touch anus, vag and nipples at the same fucking time, because of the cameloe, even if you have straps and harnesses and various layers of panties so that none of the BIG SEAN big VAGINA DAMAGE spills out on stage….humiliating you and your family that probably pushed you into this like you were a Kardashian… All this to say, at least she’s not fat, looks cute and when muted out and in picture…something you could possibly appreciate staring at….if you weren’t on the internet and capable of googling something actually erotic… All this to say, she’s a good inspiration, someone to look up to for her fans that I assume are all under the age of 10, because when under the age of 10, you can tolerate shitty fucking music….

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Kendall Jenner and her Mom Dancing for Christmas of the Day

I know a few people who have fucked mom’s and daughters…not at the same time…but they still did the double generation…I even know a guy who did three generations…in the same fucking week at an all inclusive resort…the idea is hot…you know the cute looking mom, with the cute 18 year old daughter who likes the idea of fucking her stepfather thanks to the interent destroying her soul when she was 10 and she was introduced to porn, and now, despite being totally normal and cute, is actually a total fucking nympho who takes nudes all night, masturbates all day, and wants to get chocked out and spat on, which blows your fucking mind, because you are in your 40s and no girl was ever into such vile shit, not even the most desperate of porn chicks, but we’re in a new generation…hot as fuck generation… But for some reason, a reason I call the Kardashian’s being sent from hell to shit on popculture, and prove that we as a people are doomed, seeing mom and daughter famewhoring just makes me feel uncomfortable…because it’s weird…no matter how hot of a body tranny’s daughter has….this level of desperation and putting themselves out there…is fucked….but something for people to talk about, because people care…even though I absolutely don’t care…I am just so trained at updating this stupid site that I post everything I don’t care about to punish my miserable life…

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Candice Swanepoel Just Broke Victoria’s Secret Modeling of the Day

I’m pretty sure it is safe to say this is the best there’s ever been for Victoria’s Secret and their leaked behind the scenes bikini pictures… Take it in…this doesn’t happen pretty much ever – but the industry is competitive now, and they are heading into Holiday season – gotta generate buzz and what better way than by using their star – the girl they imported from Africa and created… I mean models showing tits isn’t exciting – it’s what they do – but Victoria’s Secret is such an archaic and Christian friendly brand…that the only way they could make it edgy is with “paparazzi” who were invited on set to shoot this…because even the most Christian of brands are a bunch of fucking perverts…who like tits, exploit women, and pretend that they don’t…because it’s all part of the scam…. Clever…amazing…it’s sunday night and I’m drunk… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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17 Stunning Facts About Selena Gomez: Did You Know That…

Selena Gomez is obsessed with Justin Bieber . This is a fact. We all know it. But did you know on which TV show Selena got her big break? Did you know how many pilots she starred in before one got picked up? Did you know what sort of gross-sounding food she wants to invent? No? Well… you soon will! We’ve compiled a list of Selena Gomez facts that may take aback even the most loyal of supporters, as our crack intern team dug deep to come up with these gems. Which were you already aware of? Which had you doing a double take? Flip around below and gather up all your Selena scoop now! (And, no, for the record, we did NOT include Selena having reckless unprotected sex with Justin Bieber because we somehow doubt that’s a fact.) 17 Surprising Selena Gomez Facts 1. Did you know that… … Selena first appeared on television on an episode of Barney & Friends?

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Gigi Paris is Naked for Chris Shintani of the Day

Her name is Gigi Paris. She’s not all that famous yet, but she’s doing the rounds of hipster modelling, and the cool kids are taking notice…like this photographer named CHRIS SHINTANI who she got naked for…I don’t know if it was for a campaign, or money, or just for fun, because getting naked is awesome for everyone, at least that’s what I tell girls I am trying to get naked…who never seem to believe me or trust my intentions, because I’m stroking my penis while I tell them to undress…it happens to even the most professional of us…

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Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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